Rachel says are “ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!” She is disgusted by him.We absolutely would have hit him with our Share sign. Nick shows his true side by being a poor winner. Christ if this guy would’ve come out AT ALL during the game he prolly would have been gone week 3. He stands up and walks over to the panel and pretends to be Tony Robbins. He thinks he’s an inspirational speaker now. We totally think his speech was the fat kid getting back at the cool kids for making fun of him…WE BET he was that kid that sat alone at the high school table longingly looking at Jaclyn the whore cheerleader……
you too can have this body thru steroids
Rachel is still trying to plead her case. Now she’s being a sore loser. Girl just give up. You were duped, AGAIN!!!!! Rachel calls him a Shmuck. Nick says I’m a Shmuck with $250,000. Touche Nick! touche.
Kaylon throws out that nobody deserves to win the money so let’s all stop acting like we do. Thank yew!!!!! Michael says he is heartbroken for Rachel and really wanted her to win the money, but thinks Nick is being so callous and not sympathetic at all. That’s when the Jerry Springer audience member shouted out “you weren’t sympathetic to her either!” Right on unfaced shouter-outer! The show and game are over, well we think so.
Back stage Rachel and her nose ring are in an uproar! “GET HIS ASS OUT HERE! MAN THE FUCK UP!!!!!” Ok Rachel. Calm down. Again, you lost. Just stop. You kinda are embarrassing yourself now. Dude just punch him, or say I hope you use that money to get a penis enlargement. Something other than crying.
Stranded at the Drive-in
King of all douchelandia…until next season.
Nick gets into his limo and says “BP3″ smirks and drives off. While we have no problem with him winning, we would have kept the money too, we really wish he wasn’t such a sore winner. Christ he never even got laid on the show. Hopefully the money will up his creds in the beds.
So ends another season of Bachelor Pad folks. What did y’all think? Thanks for watching with us every week!
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