Bachelor Pad Recap: From Diamonds to Diamondbacks

Recaps

By Jane and Blanche | Wednesday, August 22, 2012 | 10:00 am | 8 Comments
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Jaclyn and Ed have a talk about how hurtful he was to her in front of everyone. It’s bad enough to hear your crush tell you you’re just friends but it’s horrible to hear it in front of the whole house with all of them staring at you. Ed doesn’t understand what he did wrong and doesn’t know what he’s supposed to do to make her feel better. How about you start by not being a dick? Is that hard? …That’s what she said… sorry, we couldn’t resist.

Meanwhile, Michael is basking in the glow of his genius. His plan is working better than he ever could imagine and he has not had to work that hard at it.  Bwahahaha.

 

High-Fivin’ myself

 

Suddenly Chris realizes that he can prove to Erica that he is not the mastermind by taking her with him into the voting booth.  Erica now knows Michael lied to her and she is ready to ruin the alliance with one smash of her crystal gavel.

Not exactly Thor’s Hammer…

Chris Harrison is handing out roses and all the girls get one, except Erica. She not only takes out Michael but she tells him that Holly was right to dump him. Ouch!

Zoolander would have played that better.

 The alliance is now shattered. How will anyone know how to vote next week? Who will be Rachel’s partner? Nick? Nick who? Oooohhhh, Captain Protein Powder. Yeesh, maybe she should go home now.

What do you think Gasmii? Who are you rooting for now?

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8 Comments

  1. 1
    Pikey578
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 11:00 am

    Ahhh, trash tv is so much fun! Even though the date with Tony and Blakely was awkward, it has been reported that they are still together and dating. Same with Lindzi and Kalon. Weird that this show has spawned more couples than the Bachelor/ette, isn’t it? I am glad that Erica Rose is gone with all of her delusions. Hopefully Chris will be leaving soon as well. Loved the recap!

  2. 2
    Tally
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 11:09 am

    I think it was smart for Erica Rose to take down the alliance, but she crossed the line with the Holly comments.

  3. 3
    Jane and Blanche Jane and Blanche
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 2:24 pm

    Yeah, she really could have made a classier exit but then look who we’re talking about?
    @Pikey- we’ve heard that too, but we’ve also heard she’s only talked to Tony’s son on the phone so how serious could it be?

  4. 4
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 3:13 pm

    @Jane and Blanche Reading you guy’s recaps is now officially the only thing I enjoy about this show.

    I can’t even 100% blame it on my disgruntled viewer light still being on. Because of them letting the Wonder Twins escape like that. And then they up and wasted Erica on their fake behind the scenes play within a play tween style drama.

    I’ve noticed some of them have started trying to say the show’s name in WonderTwin though. (It’s “bashrpad.” But said in just 2 syllables. And without moving your mouth) They’ve come close a couple of times. But you can’t expect people to get a language without any native speakers to listen to.

    Anyway it looks like I was right about Rachel taking over for Jamie as their resident Delusiona.

    It’s got to where I have to fast forward Lizard douche’s scenes any more. Everything about him makes my teeth feel like they’re scratching on a chalkboard made out of battery acid.

  5. 5
    Helena Handbasket
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 5:38 am

    Chris better hope he does win the money, because I don’t know how else he’s ever going to get a woman again after the douchey way he’s been acting. Oh, wait, I’m sorry, he is probably going to marry Sarah and live happily ever after… No???

  6. 6
    Jane and Blanche Jane and Blanche
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 7:10 am

    Awwww, thanks, kthxbai- we try!

    Helena- there are always girls out there who think they can “fix” him

  7. 7
    TV Junkie
    Posted August 24, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Is it just me or does Michael seem a little off? I am a late comer to much of these people..I have watched some current Batchelor/and the “ette” shows..I did not watch the last Batchelor pad..so excuse some dumbness..but Michael seems to be really wierd…
    Ed, I know he is a Jerk …and I did see the Prince Lorenzo..so I know that Erica is a total freak . I was glad to see her go…she really needs to save her pride and stop doing these..
    but the biggest Jerk is CHRIS he even makes Kalon look better…I guess Emily ( the alleged cheater) was smart to “dodge that bulle’t…but I would like to Chris and Ed go home soon

  8. 8
    melange
    Posted September 1, 2012 at 11:46 pm

    Oh god, it’s hilarious that they used Wes Hayden’s song during Blakeley/Tony’s slow dance. Wes was the villain with an off-screen “girlfriend” on Jillian’s season and was summarily kicked off the show. The Bachelor must own the rights to the song, but it cracks me up that they’d use it. Well, I suppose he was also a contestant on Bachelor Pad, so it’s appropriate.

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