Bachelor Pad Recap- Wonder Twin Power Fail

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By Jane and Blanche | Thursday, August 2, 2012 | 8:00 am | 6 Comments
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 On the other side of the courtyard, Reid wants Ed gone so he convinces several ladies to vote for him to go- including Sarah who hooked up with Ed the night before and she admits to liking him. But he’s hurt her feelings so she impulsively votes for him. Then she continues her streak of bad decisions by telling him that she voted for him. Wow, way to kick a guy when he’s down, maybe she should tell him he’s bad in bed, too and make it a hat trick! She’s now crying and apologizing and dripping snot all over everyone. Geez, somebody vote her off next please, she makes us miss the twins! She’s praying Ed doesn’t get voted off because she would feel horrible- personally we would want him gone to be saved from any retribution but then we wouldn’t sleep with a guy just because we didn’t want to be the only one not hooking up…

Because Sarah has admitted her vote before the voting is over, everyone knows that Jamie is the deciding vote. Ryan tells us that he is not worried at all because he trusts Jamie completely and knows she would never vote for him. Ha, right, good-bye Ryan.  

 Stay virginal, Dude!

This is the second week in a row that Reid’s efforts have been thwarted, will he take a hint and play a nicer game?

Jamie now thinks she’s free to be with Chris, will she take a hint and realize he’s a douchelord?

Can the cast still hear the twins bickering from their hotel room?

Will Ed forgive Sarah?

Will Kalon be exposed? figuratively or literally?

Tune in next week and find out with us!

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6 Comments

  1. 1
    itchy itchy
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 10:32 am

    They really rolled out the Z-list this season. And their choice of “fans” leaves me scratching my head — they couldn’t find better than this? Surely they could have drummed up better-looking famewhore wannabes than this crop. If I want to watch a bunch of homely people around a swimming pool, I can go back to the States and see my family. Which I’m doing next week. Hey, wait a second…

    Anyway, Jamie is the girl who performed the world’s most unsexy seduction scene the last Bachelor season. She’s a nutcase. Except I’m a sucker for that fingerless glove look.

    Also (since I’m obsessed with the Bachelor universe), the kissing scenes during the concert all came from a music video they were shooting at the time — so the whole line about kissing the big-titty fan to give her something to remember was dubbed in afterward.

    The best part of this season is watching Chris Hostdouchison’s expressions. He’s starting to question his life-choices now, and this is pretty evident.

  2. 2
    JELLIEPAIR
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 12:42 pm

    This show is the ultimate train wreck and I love to hate it – there is nothing more pathetic than these desperate girls and random guys – the only guy worth anything is Michael because he is there to have fun and actually has a personality. The others are either unattractive or obnoxious. And god, that Erica Rose – give it a rest – shes ugly inside and out and whinny as hell. And was Lidzi (sp – yuck) ever cute because in this show she looks terrible and sounds like a heavy smoker. At least Rachel looks the gravely voice part and at least she’s not having a showmance with Kalon who is a complete utter douche. Keep the car close Chris – cuz he’s gong home soon (lets hope)

  3. 3
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 7:00 pm

    They’re not just regular Wonder Twins. They’re the Jersey Shore Wonder Twins! They tried to get on Real World and Big Brother too but got turned down. Chris Harrison needs to get them back quick.

    It’s worth getting up and watching tv just to hear them speak their WonderTwin language.

    Specially when they say “Bachelor Pad.” Which is “bashrpad” in WonderTwin. But like it was just 1 syllable. Even though it’s also sort of like 2.

    To where it starts to deserve the vocabulary word of duality. Just like the Wonder Twins! They don’t need vocabulary words though. And neither does WonderTwin. Since it’s got syllable magic.

    1′s a slut and 1′s a bisexual virgin. And nobody knows which 1′s what. Not even them. It’s a Wonder Twin secret.

    I can’t wait till they get their own spin off show. I hope they call it twin off. With a big spray can for a logo that says that. And every week a different reality show tries to get rid of them. But can’t.

  4. 4
    considerthis
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 7:17 pm

    Michael Stagliano is to Bachelor Pad what Jonny Bananas or Paula Walnuts is to The RW/RR challenges. Dude with your 4th appearence on this franchaise you just entered pathetic, desparate, sell my soul vs. get a real job/life world. He is witty and engaging but time to turn in your rose.

    I swear that when Blakely was on Ben’s season she was 36 as they were mocking he age of which I took offense as that was my age at the time. Has she found the fountian of youth or should she be called Fakely?

    This cast is lame-o for sure and the fans are really an in-bred lookin bunch.

  5. 5
    Jane and Blanche Jane and Blanche
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 8:50 pm

    Our favorite twins moment has to be with Nick and Tony on the couch because the guys faces mirrored everyone watching. After 2 episodes we’re kind of team Kalon. Nothing like a bad boy to stir the loins ;)
    The girls make us sad, so whiny, so desperate… We can’t look away! We can’t wait for next week, lol

  6. 6
    itchy itchy
    Posted August 3, 2012 at 3:06 pm

    “And every week a different reality show tries to get rid of them. But can’t.”

    What a fantastic concept!

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