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Emily also shares and awk kiss with Sean which probably looks like you are making out with yourself if you open your eyes because his face is shine central. After the closed mouth make out session Emily meets up with Alessandro who up until now I wasn’t sure if he had a voice, but he does and it’s annoying.
Much like Kallon he appeared to have gotten a nice spray tan on his off day this week. Alessandro tells Emily that he would be willing to compromise his job and life to move to Charlotte and unfortunately wrong word choice. Emily tells him that’s not a compromise, that’s a bonus, and promptly asks Alessanrdo to pack his Jergens Daily Glow and leave.
Time for the elimination ceremony, rose ceremony, oh who gives a shit, Harrison in the HOUSE. Tonight’s picks in order….
Jef, Charlie, Doug, Michael, Travis, Alejandro, Ryan, John, Kallon, Nate.
So that means tonight we lost, Tone Loc Tony, Alessandro, and Stevie the Party MC. Perhaps they saved the best for last though because the episode wraps up with Alessandro being grilled by Emily’s friends. This is where we get the big reveal, Alessandro got out of a serious relationship recently…with his third cousin….and he cheated on her…a few times…also he described himself as a gypsy. Way to not show us the most entertaining guy until he left, thanks for nothing again Bachelorette.
This season is lacking, any thoughts on how we can spice it up? Can one of the bachelors murder someone? Can we start a spirited letter writing campaign to get Lerone back? Let me know what you guys think!