Bad Girls Club: Bottled Up And Beat Down

Recaps

By Cherie | Friday, March 1, 2013 | 2:42 pm | 11 Comments
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This week starts off with Stephanie,Paula and Jenn heading out to Loco’s to eat and discuss why no one is getting along and the rest of the girls stay home and do the exact same thing. Ya know why ya don’t get along? Cause you are all crazy bitches. The end.

Oh and by the way, that house is so nasty I know hobos who wouldn’t sleep there. Seriously it’s gross. Clean some shit up ya nasty skanks!

Shrek’s advice to Rocky is that she and Jenn need to stay on separate sides of the house at all times. Yeah, that’ll work. Twit.

Paula tells Jenn there is no calming her down when she gets mad and Jenn agrees. Now that we all agree on everything that is absofuckinglutely obvious in the house, can we start the show?

It’s daylight y’all.

Back at the house Charlie is bitching about how filthy the house is and claims she might just have a fit and start cleaning. Yeah and I might work out later.

Rocky and Bluto are headed off to Einstein’s to eat drink and be merry. Or some shit. I’m sorry but these two walking into a place named Einstein’s cracks me up.

I bet it implodes.

OMG they have given themselves a nickname. They are now known as ShanRock. Bluto tells us everyone in the house knows what time it is and they will not break them apart. Meanwhile two creepy lil’ dudes are sneaking up on them. Bluto calls them ladies.  Rocky asks them if they went to school today which Weirdo #1 replies yes. And they are drunk. Weirdo #1 tells Bluto he wants a pair of her shoes in the mail, like tomorrow. And second of all he wants those boobies.

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11 Comments

  1. 1
    labowner
    Posted March 1, 2013 at 4:19 pm

    Oh hell no Cherie – next week it is on like Donkey mutha effing Kong. I found three different previews. I can’t wait. On to reading this week’s recap.

  2. 2
    labowner
    Posted March 1, 2013 at 4:41 pm

    Seeing them get along is like stepping to the side to catch your breath when you are trucking up a hill or lots of stairs. Do you ever think the concept of “What you don’t like in others is a direct reflection of what you don’t like about yourself” ever crossed any of these chickees paths? Probably not.

    I have to give Bluto credit, she does know how to play the game when needed. I am assuming her life has been a series of scams, thus why she is so good at it.

    Is it normal for a waitress to bring a whole bottle and the answer to “do you want something to drink” is “grey goose”? I would assume they wanted straight Vodka, not the whole bottle, but I don’t go clubs like that so I don’t know. Bluto, smart again, no biggie and paid for it.

    I love that Shrek claimed she wouldn’t wear that pink dress again because it was too short. That was one of the last complaints I had about her outfit that night. Again, where do you find such tacky clothes?

    Cherie, I swear next week will make up for this one as someone finally goes after Bluto along with the other stuff.

  3. 3
    yummy
    Posted March 1, 2013 at 4:59 pm

    I saw the preview for next week, too. It will definitely make up for this boring episode!

    Also, I really hate Valentina. Such a shrill, harpy bitch! Someone better kick her ass before this season is over!

  4. 4
    Liz
    Posted March 1, 2013 at 6:33 pm

    Valentina sucks. She’s only ever willing to fight if someone else is already going after a girl. That’s some bullshit.

  5. 5
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted March 2, 2013 at 4:29 am

    My guide was saying it was a repeat but now it’s saying it’s new. Good. I want to see some serious ass whooping dammit!!

  6. 6
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted March 2, 2013 at 10:28 am

    At some of the fancier clubs you can order a bottle. Some times it’s more economical because if you a group of 6 people and they all want vodka you can get a bottle for $120. If you purchase by the drink then they are normally $10 a piece. so after two rounds you’ve spent the equivalent of a bottle.

    Bluto was smart to just pay for it an move on. I hate Bluto for giving away secrets though. I take water shots ALL the time while everyone else is taking tequila shots. I also take iced tea shots when everyone is taking either jagerbombs or grand ma shots.

    See how much of a classy drunk I am…

  7. 7
    Lo
    Posted March 2, 2013 at 11:48 am

    Next week looks really great. Valentina is awful, she is a habitual jumper. How has she jumped in so many fights and not gotten called out for it yet?

  8. 8
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted March 2, 2013 at 4:41 pm

    Because she scurries away like the nasty little rat she is before anyone realizes she was even there.

  9. 9
    thespiral
    Posted March 2, 2013 at 7:52 pm

    Agreed, Jumptina needs to get the bum rush. She’s neither cute enough nor bad enough for this show. Bitch is 6 feet tall, has a face like Eddie Griffin and can’t fight for shit. The one time she fights a sloppy drunk chick half her size, she gets her ass beat. Then she spends the rest of the season jumping in other people’s fights and STILL gets no hits in. Bitch couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn. It must suck to be built like LeBron James but have no hands.

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    Cherie Cherie
    Posted March 3, 2013 at 12:02 am

    @thespiral hahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LeBron James without the hands!!! Man she is a mix of all kinds of ugly. Charlie Murphy,Eddie Griffin and LeBron. I sincerely appologize to Charlie, Eddie and LeBron.

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    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted March 3, 2013 at 7:08 pm

    In NY, you can’t get into some clubs or be seated without bottle service. And the bottles start at $200. For Absolut! I only party like that when it’s sponsored by an event or my friends have the hookup. I won’t pay for that myself..I can’t encourage that kind of mark up on alcohol. It’s a racket.

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