Bad Girls Club: Bottled Up And Beat Down

Recaps

By Cherie | Friday, March 1, 2013 | 2:42 pm | 11 Comments
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Instead of telling the lil’ fella to move along they encourage his ass and asks him if he wants to do body shots.

Remember the good old days when serial killers looked like Charles Manson and not Doogie Hauser?

All good things must end and the girls head back to the mansion. Bluto tells us that she and Rocky are just gonna do them and to hell with everyone negative.
Speaking of negative, Paula is talking with Jenn and Jenn has noticed that Charlie and Shrek are giving her the cold shoulder. She claims she is working on changing her temper but either way she could care less. Shrek and Charlie leave to go out to eat and I have just one question.

How many dollar stores did that bitch hit up for that shit she’s wearing?

Charlie and Shrek talk about how Jenn is a liability and she embarrasses them in public because she cannot control herself. Shrek says that Jenn makes them look stupid. Girl you accomplish that shit all on your own. She says Jenn is like a pitbull and you cannot put her and Rocky in the same room. Again with the obvious.

Back at the house Shannon is doing leg lifts. Not kidding. For like 2 minutes. Rocky is asleep beside her and then she starts doing them too. Riveting television folks!

In the other part of the house Charlie is telling Stephanie and Shrek that her heart will not allow her to trust Rocky cause she’s fake. But they all agree that Jenn needs to calm her shit down cause it’s getting bad. I’m about to grab my Nyquil bottle and crawl back under the covers!

The next morning brings chirping birds and a half naked dude carrying a basket.

Could he look less impressed to be there?

He dropped the basket and ran for his life. Rocky and Bluto grab it and screams for the other trolls to come. ROADTRIP!!!!

They are going to Savannah y’all. Yippieeeeeeeeeeeeeee! At least a few of them are screaming yippie the rest have no clue what Savannah even is or what’s there. Stephanie isn’t impressed, Rocky didn’t know Georgia had a beach and Shrek doesn’t know what’s in Savannah.

Lots of cemeteries. Bring Bob, you’ll have a blast.

Stephanie tells them they better not run off into no “back country” cause she ain’t about to get lynched. I honestly do not even have the strength to reply to that. Fuckwaffle! Ok I had a little energy.

Everyone starts packing and Jenn tells us she is leaving the drama at home and she just hopes Rocky does the same. I don’t because you bitches are boring me into wishing I had the flu again.

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11 Comments

  1. 1
    labowner
    Posted March 1, 2013 at 4:19 pm

    Oh hell no Cherie – next week it is on like Donkey mutha effing Kong. I found three different previews. I can’t wait. On to reading this week’s recap.

  2. 2
    labowner
    Posted March 1, 2013 at 4:41 pm

    Seeing them get along is like stepping to the side to catch your breath when you are trucking up a hill or lots of stairs. Do you ever think the concept of “What you don’t like in others is a direct reflection of what you don’t like about yourself” ever crossed any of these chickees paths? Probably not.

    I have to give Bluto credit, she does know how to play the game when needed. I am assuming her life has been a series of scams, thus why she is so good at it.

    Is it normal for a waitress to bring a whole bottle and the answer to “do you want something to drink” is “grey goose”? I would assume they wanted straight Vodka, not the whole bottle, but I don’t go clubs like that so I don’t know. Bluto, smart again, no biggie and paid for it.

    I love that Shrek claimed she wouldn’t wear that pink dress again because it was too short. That was one of the last complaints I had about her outfit that night. Again, where do you find such tacky clothes?

    Cherie, I swear next week will make up for this one as someone finally goes after Bluto along with the other stuff.

  3. 3
    yummy
    Posted March 1, 2013 at 4:59 pm

    I saw the preview for next week, too. It will definitely make up for this boring episode!

    Also, I really hate Valentina. Such a shrill, harpy bitch! Someone better kick her ass before this season is over!

  4. 4
    Liz
    Posted March 1, 2013 at 6:33 pm

    Valentina sucks. She’s only ever willing to fight if someone else is already going after a girl. That’s some bullshit.

  5. 5
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted March 2, 2013 at 4:29 am

    My guide was saying it was a repeat but now it’s saying it’s new. Good. I want to see some serious ass whooping dammit!!

  6. 6
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted March 2, 2013 at 10:28 am

    At some of the fancier clubs you can order a bottle. Some times it’s more economical because if you a group of 6 people and they all want vodka you can get a bottle for $120. If you purchase by the drink then they are normally $10 a piece. so after two rounds you’ve spent the equivalent of a bottle.

    Bluto was smart to just pay for it an move on. I hate Bluto for giving away secrets though. I take water shots ALL the time while everyone else is taking tequila shots. I also take iced tea shots when everyone is taking either jagerbombs or grand ma shots.

    See how much of a classy drunk I am…

  7. 7
    Lo
    Posted March 2, 2013 at 11:48 am

    Next week looks really great. Valentina is awful, she is a habitual jumper. How has she jumped in so many fights and not gotten called out for it yet?

  8. 8
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted March 2, 2013 at 4:41 pm

    Because she scurries away like the nasty little rat she is before anyone realizes she was even there.

  9. 9
    thespiral
    Posted March 2, 2013 at 7:52 pm

    Agreed, Jumptina needs to get the bum rush. She’s neither cute enough nor bad enough for this show. Bitch is 6 feet tall, has a face like Eddie Griffin and can’t fight for shit. The one time she fights a sloppy drunk chick half her size, she gets her ass beat. Then she spends the rest of the season jumping in other people’s fights and STILL gets no hits in. Bitch couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn. It must suck to be built like LeBron James but have no hands.

  10. 10
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted March 3, 2013 at 12:02 am

    @thespiral hahahahhahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LeBron James without the hands!!! Man she is a mix of all kinds of ugly. Charlie Murphy,Eddie Griffin and LeBron. I sincerely appologize to Charlie, Eddie and LeBron.

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    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted March 3, 2013 at 7:08 pm

    In NY, you can’t get into some clubs or be seated without bottle service. And the bottles start at $200. For Absolut! I only party like that when it’s sponsored by an event or my friends have the hookup. I won’t pay for that myself..I can’t encourage that kind of mark up on alcohol. It’s a racket.

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