Instead of telling the lil’ fella to move along they encourage his ass and asks him if he wants to do body shots.
Remember the good old days when serial killers looked like Charles Manson and not Doogie Hauser?
All good things must end and the girls head back to the mansion. Bluto tells us that she and Rocky are just gonna do them and to hell with everyone negative.
Speaking of negative, Paula is talking with Jenn and Jenn has noticed that Charlie and Shrek are giving her the cold shoulder. She claims she is working on changing her temper but either way she could care less. Shrek and Charlie leave to go out to eat and I have just one question.
How many dollar stores did that bitch hit up for that shit she’s wearing?
Charlie and Shrek talk about how Jenn is a liability and she embarrasses them in public because she cannot control herself. Shrek says that Jenn makes them look stupid. Girl you accomplish that shit all on your own. She says Jenn is like a pitbull and you cannot put her and Rocky in the same room. Again with the obvious.
Back at the house Shannon is doing leg lifts. Not kidding. For like 2 minutes. Rocky is asleep beside her and then she starts doing them too. Riveting television folks!
In the other part of the house Charlie is telling Stephanie and Shrek that her heart will not allow her to trust Rocky cause she’s fake. But they all agree that Jenn needs to calm her shit down cause it’s getting bad. I’m about to grab my Nyquil bottle and crawl back under the covers!
The next morning brings chirping birds and a half naked dude carrying a basket.
Could he look less impressed to be there?
He dropped the basket and ran for his life. Rocky and Bluto grab it and screams for the other trolls to come. ROADTRIP!!!!
They are going to Savannah y’all. Yippieeeeeeeeeeeeeee! At least a few of them are screaming yippie the rest have no clue what Savannah even is or what’s there. Stephanie isn’t impressed, Rocky didn’t know Georgia had a beach and Shrek doesn’t know what’s in Savannah.
Lots of cemeteries. Bring Bob, you’ll have a blast.
Stephanie tells them they better not run off into no “back country” cause she ain’t about to get lynched. I honestly do not even have the strength to reply to that. Fuckwaffle! Ok I had a little energy.
Everyone starts packing and Jenn tells us she is leaving the drama at home and she just hopes Rocky does the same. I don’t because you bitches are boring me into wishing I had the flu again.