Bad Girls Club Recap: Barrrrrf

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By Cherie | Friday, October 12, 2012 | 6:00 am | 8 Comments
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Hello my loves. Last week I was an angry bitch. This week not only am I angry, but I have whatever creeping crud my husband had last week. Only I’m not whining like a bitch. Well I am but not quite at the level I expect to get to.

Sooooooooooooooo…we join the bitches this week with a vomit inducing little love tale from Rima who doesn’t quite seem to know what’s happening to her. Seems she’s having some “feelings” for Fallen. I’m not kidding, Nyquil is not gonna do it. I need hard booze. Be right back….

Probably not drunk enough to do this but, these two are yapping and J-Bloat says if she was a lesbian, the house would be an all you can eat buffet.

IF???????

 

Seriously, how many cooters does one have to lick to qualify as a lesbian? 

Elsewhere in the house, Rima is talking to Tasha and remembering all the shit that has happened in her room. Blondie having sex on her bed, Erika knocking her upside her head. This gets Tasha to talking about Chinny Chins not liking her from the start. You should be happy she doesn’t like you! Who would want that hideous creature tagging along behind you? Tasha tells us she feels like the odd man out and wants the others to get to know her.

 J-Bloat tells us that it’s the day after the big blowout with Tasha and she has decided that messing with her would be like stepping on a kitten.

Probably something she does on a regular basis.

Rima starts blithering on about her boyfriend back home and how she doesn’t believe he’s holding it down for her. Wtf? Really? How many people have you snuggled up with while at this house and you are worried about him??

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Cherie's bio consists of being basically one of the few not inbred to live in the great state of Georgia. (She looks forward to your letters) She's married. Again. She's old enough to have good sense but just doesn't seem to yet. And she likes crappy shows where she can make fun of people more screwed up than her.

8 Comments

  1. 1
    Pari
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 7:06 am

    I’m really interested to see what happens between Julie and Falen.

    But I’m even more excited that the old girls are coming into the house next week! I feel like they’ve actually been able to see some of the episodes and now they get to come back and set some things straight. But does that mean there won’t be a reunion? Cause if they hash it all out on the last episode is a reunion even worth it?

  2. 2
    loki
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 7:20 am

    It’s been confirmed that we will have a three part reunion.

  3. 3
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 8:10 am

    I think a previous commentor mentioned they filmed a reunion Pari.

  4. 4
    dazzyfresh
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 9:30 am

    Hope you are feeling way better Cherie, perhaps I can make some good ol’ NYC Squirrel soup for the cure?

    So the dingbats who arent lesbians declare love…i dont want to imagine the fluids interchanged from these two.

    Rima loves zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Looking forward to next week’s recap!!!!

  5. 5
    labowner
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 11:19 am

    Cherir I do hope you recover quickly, but another awesome recap filled with snark and disdain.

    Anyone else frightened by the never ending list of skanks who want to be on this show?

  6. 6
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 11:45 am

    I’m confused. Does Julie go for girls or does she go for girls after guys turn her down?!?!?!

  7. 7
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    I don’t want to see Miss Pretty Rock. Like, at all.

  8. 8
    Pari
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 5:08 pm

    Thanks guys! 3 parts?? Going the way of the RH series, I see.

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