Bad Girls Club Recap: Barrrrrf

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By Cherie | Friday, October 12, 2012 | 6:00 am | 8 Comments
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Back at home they get ready to go out and J-Bloat is afraid of running into Brian because he is now 110% in the friend zone. Rima sees Ricky and is all happy! Ricky starts up again and wants her to chose. Rima just wants to have fun. Oh hell here’s Brian. And it’s awkward. It gets worse when Brian is obviously with another girl. They are all over each other and then he comes up to J-Bloat and asks her why she’s being all cold. The whole time this other girl is holding his hand and grinding on him. Eventually the girl asks J-Bloat what her name is and then introduces herself.

That’s not weird at all.

J-Bloat finally has enough of this lame ass dude and his little doggie and walks off.

They continue to try to give her a show but she’s over them and the girls leave. At the house J-Bloat tells us that he’s lame and the reason she didn’t hook up with him wasn’t because he wasn’t aggressive enough it was because she did a drive by and he has a small ass dick. I think that’s what she said but my heads all stopped up and I swear I just saw a monkey on a pogo stick bounce across my bedroom. Time for more Nyquil!

The twits decide it’s time to go para sailing.  Fallen isn’t sure what that is and since I thought they said parrot sailing you can imagine my confusion. Fallen is afraid she’s gonna die. No one has been killed on the BGC yet.

Fingers crossed!

The girls spot a sea lion off to the side of the boat and they start calling it and trying to get it to come closer.

Prettiest Bad Girl I’ve seen in seasons!

While the dingbats aren’t looking the sea lion sneaks up behind the boat and sort of raises up and squeals at them. They scream bloody murder and for the second time tonight I am actually laughing. Or I’m having a seizure. Either way.

J-Bloat tells us that her hatred of dolphins was misplaced. She really should have hated sea lions!

Ugh, back at home the talk turns yet again to Rima and what dude she’s gonna choose. She doesn’t think she’s gonna sleep with Ricky. zzzzzzzzzzzzz She thinks Anthony could change and she doesn’t want to turn her back on him. He’s the first guy to step up and want to be a father to her son. I thought he was his father. I’m so confused.

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Cherie's bio consists of being basically one of the few not inbred to live in the great state of Georgia. (She looks forward to your letters) She's married. Again. She's old enough to have good sense but just doesn't seem to yet. And she likes crappy shows where she can make fun of people more screwed up than her.

8 Comments

  1. 1
    Pari
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 7:06 am

    I’m really interested to see what happens between Julie and Falen.

    But I’m even more excited that the old girls are coming into the house next week! I feel like they’ve actually been able to see some of the episodes and now they get to come back and set some things straight. But does that mean there won’t be a reunion? Cause if they hash it all out on the last episode is a reunion even worth it?

  2. 2
    loki
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 7:20 am

    It’s been confirmed that we will have a three part reunion.

  3. 3
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 8:10 am

    I think a previous commentor mentioned they filmed a reunion Pari.

  4. 4
    dazzyfresh
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 9:30 am

    Hope you are feeling way better Cherie, perhaps I can make some good ol’ NYC Squirrel soup for the cure?

    So the dingbats who arent lesbians declare love…i dont want to imagine the fluids interchanged from these two.

    Rima loves zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Looking forward to next week’s recap!!!!

  5. 5
    labowner
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 11:19 am

    Cherir I do hope you recover quickly, but another awesome recap filled with snark and disdain.

    Anyone else frightened by the never ending list of skanks who want to be on this show?

  6. 6
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 11:45 am

    I’m confused. Does Julie go for girls or does she go for girls after guys turn her down?!?!?!

  7. 7
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    I don’t want to see Miss Pretty Rock. Like, at all.

  8. 8
    Pari
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 5:08 pm

    Thanks guys! 3 parts?? Going the way of the RH series, I see.

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