Bad Girls Club Recap: Barrrrrf

The dingbats head out to Baja Cantina,,,again. Happy happy drinky drinky. Until J-Bloat realizes Tiny Dick is there. She is pissed he would show his face. Just don’t show his dick. They decide to leave and head off to the Stinky Pinky…..again. I feel like I’m in that movie Groundhog Day.

 Uh oh, Ricky is there and he’s all over some random ho. As you can imagine Rima is happy to see him. Very happy.

Happy.happy.happyyyyyyyyyyy.

Rima tells us she knows that as a dj he has to flirt but it’s getting on her nerves. Rima tells Fallen she is gonna whoop his ass and she walks off as Ricky walks up to Fallen. Fallen is immediately all oh hell no. That’s my friend, why you gonna do her like that. Ricky explains they aren’t married and she won’t even commit to him at all so he can talk to anyone he wants. Rima comes back over and she and Ricky sort of argue and he tells her she’s wrong and she knows it. He tells her he likes her and tries to touch her arm and she tells him to go touch “her”. She tells him she can’t be with a person like him and this pisses him off and he says “Like me? What the fuck you mean by that?” I’m guessing she means nasty. And unwilling to be her puppet. One or the other. He tells her he’s allowed to talk to other people and she tells him to go. She tells us she’s not his girlfriend and she needs to make some decisions. Yeah you keep saying that.

The next day Rima gets an email from Ricky. He says she only wants to be around him when it suits her. She tells him it was never that way but she has decided to stay with her boyfriend back home. I’m shocked! She says she’s in love with Anthony. Someone get her a dictionary, or a Pictionary.

She says she busted her ass for 2 years to find someone that was good enough to help her with her son and she’s not gonna leave him for some guy she met in Cabo. Ya can tell the Finale is next week lol.

Outside to the pool they go for some fun and they end up at the beach. Of course soon the convo turns to how sexually frustrated these two are and J-Bloat tells Fallen she wants to be taken to Pound Town. Fallen says………

I’m gonna be so dehydrated after this episode.

Back at the house they are getting ready to go out when Rima comes screaming through the room like this……….

So now I’m blind.

 Everyone is laughing except this one….

Somebody get that bitch a leash!

Poor delusional Tasha is just happy they are all getting along. She just wishes she had been there from the start because she knows she would have gotten along with everyone! No, No you wouldn’t.

As they get ready to leave J-Bloat announces that tonight is the night. She’s getting some dick!