At the club she meets a dude. At first he seems all into her. They chit chat and flirt while Fallen stares at them. She’s really into this guy and all excited. Fallen however thinks he was beaten with an ugly stick.
He excuses himself to go get a beer and says he’ll be back. He does not come back. This might be the first time this season I have felt bad for her. After about an hour I think she finally realizes he ain’t coming back. And she’s sad. Rima tries to cheer her up, but damn. Suddenly out of the blue guess who appears?
It’s Captain Tiny Dong!
He starts pulling at J-Bloats wrist and she is telling him no and he’s drunk as fuck. Fallen sees this shit and is about to get rabid. Especially since J-Bloat managed to escape and he is now in Fallen’s face trying to explain his shit. No one cares, they all just want to leave. J-Bloat tells us that her ex was an alcoholic and Durkee being drunk and obnoxious was more than she could take.
In the limo, J-Bloat breaks down and cries as Fallen hugs her. J-Bloat tells us that back home she only hangs with people she trusts so to have Fallen in the house and be able to depend on her means everything.
At the house Rima and Anthony are talking about getting married and shit. What. Ever.
J-Bloat is talking/crying to Fallen and Blondie about what Durkee did and how it always ends up like that with guys. Fallen tells her she’s just looking for the wrong guy. Fallen tells us that if J-Bloat were a guy she’d hook up with her in a second but since she’s not into girls it’s confusing and scary.
J-Bloat tells us she has feelings for Fallen and she’s gonna tell her.
J-Bloat tells her she doesn’t know if Fallen feels the same……..
I think y’all are about to get nasty. And they do. Lots of moans and groans and sheet shaking!
Until next week and the Season Finale,
Love & Smooches,
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