Bad Girls Club Recap: Barrrrrf


By Cherie | | 6:00 am | 8 Comments

At the club she meets a dude. At first he seems all into her. They chit chat and flirt while Fallen stares at them. She’s really into this guy and all excited. Fallen however thinks he was beaten with an ugly stick.

He excuses himself to go get a beer and says he’ll be back. He does not come back. This might be the first time this season I have felt bad for her. After about an hour I think she finally realizes he ain’t coming back. And she’s sad. Rima tries to cheer her up, but damn. Suddenly out of the blue guess who appears?

It’s Captain Tiny Dong!

He starts pulling at J-Bloats wrist and she is telling him no and he’s drunk as fuck. Fallen sees this shit and is about to get rabid. Especially since J-Bloat managed to escape and he is now in Fallen’s face trying to explain his shit. No one cares, they all just want to leave. J-Bloat tells us that her ex was an alcoholic and Durkee being drunk and obnoxious was more than she could take.

In the limo, J-Bloat breaks down and cries as Fallen hugs her.  J-Bloat tells us that back home she only hangs with people she trusts so to have Fallen in the house and be able to depend on her means everything.

At the house Rima and Anthony are talking about getting married and shit. What. Ever.

J-Bloat is talking/crying to Fallen and Blondie about what Durkee did and how it always ends up like that with guys. Fallen tells her she’s just looking for the wrong guy. Fallen tells us that if J-Bloat were a guy she’d hook up with her in a second but since she’s not into girls it’s confusing and scary.

 J-Bloat tells us she has feelings for Fallen and she’s gonna tell her.

 

 

 

J-Bloat tells her she doesn’t know if Fallen feels the same……..

I think y’all are about to get nasty. And they do. Lots of moans and groans and sheet shaking!

Until next week and the Season Finale,

Love & Smooches,

Cherie

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Cherie's bio consists of being basically one of the few not inbred to live in the great state of Georgia. (She looks forward to your letters) She's married. Again. She's old enough to have good sense but just doesn't seem to yet. And she likes crappy shows where she can make fun of people more screwed up than her.

8 Comments

  1. 1
    Pari
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 7:06 am

    I’m really interested to see what happens between Julie and Falen.

    But I’m even more excited that the old girls are coming into the house next week! I feel like they’ve actually been able to see some of the episodes and now they get to come back and set some things straight. But does that mean there won’t be a reunion? Cause if they hash it all out on the last episode is a reunion even worth it?

  2. 2
    loki
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 7:20 am

    It’s been confirmed that we will have a three part reunion.

  3. 3
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 8:10 am

    I think a previous commentor mentioned they filmed a reunion Pari.

  4. 4
    dazzyfresh
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 9:30 am

    Hope you are feeling way better Cherie, perhaps I can make some good ol’ NYC Squirrel soup for the cure?

    So the dingbats who arent lesbians declare love…i dont want to imagine the fluids interchanged from these two.

    Rima loves zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Looking forward to next week’s recap!!!!

  5. 5
    labowner
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 11:19 am

    Cherir I do hope you recover quickly, but another awesome recap filled with snark and disdain.

    Anyone else frightened by the never ending list of skanks who want to be on this show?

  6. 6
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 11:45 am

    I’m confused. Does Julie go for girls or does she go for girls after guys turn her down?!?!?!

  7. 7
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 12:31 pm

    I don’t want to see Miss Pretty Rock. Like, at all.

  8. 8
    Pari
    Posted October 12, 2012 at 5:08 pm

    Thanks guys! 3 parts?? Going the way of the RH series, I see.

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