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This week we join the twits as J-Bloat and Fallen are discussing the fight between Blondie and Andrea. They still think it was a low blow for Andrea to call Blondie fat and J-Bloat tells us that Andrea can basically suck her dick right now.
Cut to Andrea apologizing to Blondie, kind of.
Blondie doesn’t buy the apology.
J-Bloat goes and calls her not boyfriend and they talk all nasty and cutesy and it’s gross. Then she tells him that she doesn’t like Andrea and she’s “wicked annoying”. She should know.
The girls head out to lunch and J-Bloat and Fallen have a surprise for everyone. They are going on a booze cruise!!!
Blondie is super excited because she needs to find her a boy so she can “get it in.” I cannot express how much I hate that phrase. Andrea is excited as well and says she isn’t going to let these girls bother her, she’s gonna “beak it down” and have a good time.
Off to the booze cruise. I’ve seen booze cruises before. This looks more like they stole Kevin Costner’s boat from Waterworld. Seriously it looks like it might have holes in it.
All I know is there better be LOTS of booze on that thing. The girls begin drinking and backing up on everything in sight. Especially Blondie.
Rima’s all freakin’ because Blondie is getting dirty with this dude and then he says this.
He goes on to ask Rima if she wants to fuck it. Rima says no that’s her (Blondie’s) dick. Amazingly no one falls overboard and they make it back to land. Blondie demands the big dicked dude’s number and then they all leave.
Back at home it’s night night time for everyone except Blondie who is trying to call Magic Mike but the phone is screwed up. She finally has a fit, screams and throws the phone as well as some plants. She goes screaming thru the house, “I want to have sex! I can’t help it!”