Bad Girls Club Recap: Cruisin’ For A Bruisin’

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By Cherie | Thursday, September 20, 2012 | 11:00 am | 16 Comments
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This week we join the twits as J-Bloat and Fallen are discussing the fight between Blondie and Andrea. They still think it was a low blow for Andrea to call Blondie fat and J-Bloat tells us that Andrea can basically suck her dick right now.

Cut to Andrea apologizing to Blondie, kind of.

I’m sorry you’re fat.

Blondie doesn’t buy the apology.

J-Bloat goes and calls her not boyfriend and they talk all nasty and cutesy and it’s gross. Then she tells him that she doesn’t like Andrea and she’s “wicked annoying”. She should know.

The girls head out to lunch and J-Bloat and Fallen have a surprise for everyone. They are going on a booze cruise!!!

Yay we were so bored being drunk on land!

Blondie is super excited because she needs to find her a boy so she can “get it in.” I cannot express how much I hate that phrase. Andrea is excited as well and says she isn’t going to let these girls bother her, she’s gonna “beak it down” and have a good time.

Off to the booze cruise. I’ve seen booze cruises before. This looks more like they stole Kevin Costner’s boat from Waterworld. Seriously it looks like it might have holes in it.

That’s a sad little boat.

All I know is there better be LOTS of booze on that thing. The girls begin drinking and backing up on everything in sight. Especially Blondie.

What’s your point?

Rima’s all freakin’ because Blondie is getting dirty with this dude and then he says this.

Whose pants do you keep it in?

He goes on to ask Rima if she wants to fuck it. Rima says no that’s her (Blondie’s) dick. Amazingly no one falls overboard and they make it back to land. Blondie demands the big dicked dude’s number and then they all leave.

Back at home it’s night night time for everyone except Blondie who is trying to call Magic Mike but the phone is screwed up. She finally has a fit, screams and throws the phone as well as some plants. She goes screaming thru the house, “I want to have sex! I can’t help it!”

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16 Comments

  1. 1
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 11:16 am

    Before I read the recap, I have been on this booze cruise before. It really is a lot of fun. They take you from the Gulf to the Pacific Ocean. Then you watch the sun set, then they have games and of course as much booze and you ever wanted to drink. It’s about a three hour tour (a three hour tour…)

    My friends and I had a fantastic time…

  2. 2
    labowner
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    Am I the only one having trouble on the site today?

  3. 3
    Moli Moli
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 12:45 pm

    NOpe@labowner, I thought my job was trying to block my most frequented web site.

  4. 4
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    Same here Lab and Moli, I was hella pissed!

  5. 5
    labowner
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 2:17 pm

    Moli was confirmed by Flipit.

  6. 6
    labowner
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 2:21 pm

    Classy – pics or it didn’t happen. :)

    Very frustrating Gypsy. Glad to know I wasn’t the only one.

  7. 7
    42Moose
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 4:28 pm

    Hahaha, I was neutral on Andrea until this ep. Bitch basically stepped to Blondie because no one would give her free money for her comped bottle that, you’re right Cherie, there is NO CHANCE she tipped for. It didn’t need to be a thing but you made it a thing, and the way I see it she got about ZERO fighting cred for going even with Blondie, the one girl in the house who makes it clear she does not fight. If Andrea is so hard, she should have beat the shit out of Blondie but instead she has fallen on her ass twice by the girl who can’t fight.

  8. 8
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    Oh good. I felt so abused by my ‘puter. Misery must have company.

  9. 9
    LaurenB52
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 4:41 pm

    Thanks for the recap Cherie, now I know what all happened in that fight between Blondie and Andrea, I had blocked it out lol.

    What is with these grown women bringing stuffed animals to the bad girls house and then announcing that that is the one way to get to them, followed ofcourse by the other girls desecrating said stuffed animal??

    I also liked Andrea at first (or atleast I didn’t despise her) but that’s over. She’s been looking to prove something for the last episode and a half and its more than annoying. That and she just doesn’t have the voice to talk tough. I’d have to laugh if she ever threatened me with violence

  10. 10
    labowner
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 5:34 pm

    Lauren right? Do they not learn? Don’t bring something you hold dear into the house as it will get destroyed.

  11. 11
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 9:22 pm

    All these twits that I start out liking turn out to be asshats. You think I’d have learned by now! Oh well it’s still fun to watch them act like they are soooo bad then turn out to be Tanisha wannabes as usual.
    Too bad next week is a repeat!!!

  12. 12
    Tmurda
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 10:03 pm

    Any bitch who goes on Bad Girls Club should be assumed to have zero home training. A person with home training would never be cast on this show. Manners and tact have no place in reality tv. That bitch is retarded.

  13. 13
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 7:36 am

    Ok so here’s what I think Andrea did. She went out to Pink Kitty by herself. Found some insta-friends to fill the little BCG VIP section. Asked for a comp bottle and was planning to ask the new friends to throw in for the bottle and/or the tip on the bottle and she gets to pocket the cash and/or drink for free.

    Her plan was foiled when the rest of the crew showed up and she had to eat crow for pulling the stunt on the last comped bottle since the rest of the BCG girls drank up the bottle.

    I’ve seen bitches like Julie and Andrea. Both are bad in their own way, you don’t want to go out with either of them unless you ask for a seperate check or get drinks on your own.

    And, I think Blondie would have been a better fighter if she wasn’t so wasted, she was too lit up to really land them on Andrea. But that shove and the kick was hilarioius! Go Blondie!

  14. 14
    mrsvis
    Posted September 22, 2012 at 8:04 am

    i’m new to the site and think the recaps are hilarious!

    andrea may have her annoying moments, but i still like her the best ever since she denied julie and megan’s “heart to heart”. that’s what kills me about these females: none of these girls are your friends. rima’s stupid butt should know that best since she turned on a couple of her so-called friends with julie’s help, and i bet she’ll look really stupid on the reunion show. i’m glad that ashley found her backbone, but she needs to calm herself down. and i’m aching for the day that julie gets the sh*t kicked out of her.
    :)

  15. 15
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 6:11 am

    Waaaaaaaaaah I miss my Bad Girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. 16
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 6:38 am

    I too was disappointed that BGC wasn’t on last night.

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