Bad Girls Club Recap: Cruisin’ For A Bruisin’

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By Cherie | Thursday, September 20, 2012 | 11:00 am | 16 Comments
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She shares her frustration with J-Bloat who seems to be in heat also. They go through the house backing up on walls and screaming about sex. Blondie is screaming about “the thrust”. They end up in the hot tub.

Who didn’t see that coming.

Once they realized they were cut off from the rest of the world they began molesting each other. For some reason Fallen finds this shocking as hell. Really? Didn’t you get nasty with Zuly AFTER Rima had already hit it?

J-Bloat tells us that when a bunch of “crazy bitches don’t have sex for a month, they start looking at each other like, uh huh, you know what time it is.” She tells us that the house is like Lesbian Lord of the Flies. “Whose gonna eat who next?”

Barrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrf!

The next day Blondie tells us that last night was fun as fuck and you gotta do what ya gotta do in this house. I would suggest an alcohol douche.

J-Bloat shows the girls a picture of her Not Boyfriend Alex and at first they say he’s cute but then say she can do better. I doubt that. Even though she still has Blondie cooter breath, she tells us that she can see herself in a serious relationship with Alex when she goes home.

Later Rima asks Blondie if she talked to Andrea. Blondie tells her that Andrea said Rima told her to apologize. Rima is pissed that Andrea told Blondie that. She thinks she should have just apologized and left it at that. Rima says if things pop off she’s just gonna watch and see and she might get in it. Ha! How many times does she need to get her ass handed to her?

Later Andrea and Zuly are getting ready. They are all going camel riding y’all. Zuly is wearing shorts and Andrea is freaked out at the thought that she’s gonna let her legs touch the camel. She herself is wearing long pants and a half top, with boots.

This amuses the hell out of J-Bloat who is constantly amazed at the outfits Andrea wears. Let’s go get some camels!

I think they’re gonna need a bigger camel.

The girls keep making lewd comments to the camel guy and for some reason this embarrasses Andrea who decides these girls have no home training. J-Bloat tells us that she and Fallen are in front, Rima and Blondie in the middle and the two replacements are in the back as it should be and as it is in the house.

Back to the house we go. J-Bloat calls her friend who informs her that she thinks Alex, the Not Boyfriend is getting back with his ex. This pisses J-Bloat off.

Andra goes and calls her friend and bitches about the other bitches. She tells him she is very FUSStrated. I hate her just for that. The word is FRUSTRATED!!!!!

She tells us in Confesionario that the house hates her but that’s fine, she’ll ride it out until the end. If they want to hate her, they will hate her even more because the conniving part of her is a bitch.

An evil midget stripper bitch.

Sorry but I liked her at first and now she’s just on my nerves. Problem is I hate the others too.

Outside J-Bloat and crew decide to make a calendar to mark the day they plan on evicting Andrea.

Nice art work twits.

Upstairs Zuly tells Andrea she doesn’t feel like going out. Andrea on the other hand is ready to party even if she’s by herself. She tells us that the other girls can keep trying to make her the outcast because she’s gonna shine regardless and she’s gonna have a great time without those bitches.

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16 Comments

  1. 1
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 11:16 am

    Before I read the recap, I have been on this booze cruise before. It really is a lot of fun. They take you from the Gulf to the Pacific Ocean. Then you watch the sun set, then they have games and of course as much booze and you ever wanted to drink. It’s about a three hour tour (a three hour tour…)

    My friends and I had a fantastic time…

  2. 2
    labowner
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    Am I the only one having trouble on the site today?

  3. 3
    Moli Moli
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 12:45 pm

    NOpe@labowner, I thought my job was trying to block my most frequented web site.

  4. 4
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 1:35 pm

    Same here Lab and Moli, I was hella pissed!

  5. 5
    labowner
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 2:17 pm

    Moli was confirmed by Flipit.

  6. 6
    labowner
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 2:21 pm

    Classy – pics or it didn’t happen. :)

    Very frustrating Gypsy. Glad to know I wasn’t the only one.

  7. 7
    42Moose
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 4:28 pm

    Hahaha, I was neutral on Andrea until this ep. Bitch basically stepped to Blondie because no one would give her free money for her comped bottle that, you’re right Cherie, there is NO CHANCE she tipped for. It didn’t need to be a thing but you made it a thing, and the way I see it she got about ZERO fighting cred for going even with Blondie, the one girl in the house who makes it clear she does not fight. If Andrea is so hard, she should have beat the shit out of Blondie but instead she has fallen on her ass twice by the girl who can’t fight.

  8. 8
    snowshoecat snowshoecat
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 4:35 pm

    Oh good. I felt so abused by my ‘puter. Misery must have company.

  9. 9
    LaurenB52
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 4:41 pm

    Thanks for the recap Cherie, now I know what all happened in that fight between Blondie and Andrea, I had blocked it out lol.

    What is with these grown women bringing stuffed animals to the bad girls house and then announcing that that is the one way to get to them, followed ofcourse by the other girls desecrating said stuffed animal??

    I also liked Andrea at first (or atleast I didn’t despise her) but that’s over. She’s been looking to prove something for the last episode and a half and its more than annoying. That and she just doesn’t have the voice to talk tough. I’d have to laugh if she ever threatened me with violence

  10. 10
    labowner
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 5:34 pm

    Lauren right? Do they not learn? Don’t bring something you hold dear into the house as it will get destroyed.

  11. 11
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 9:22 pm

    All these twits that I start out liking turn out to be asshats. You think I’d have learned by now! Oh well it’s still fun to watch them act like they are soooo bad then turn out to be Tanisha wannabes as usual.
    Too bad next week is a repeat!!!

  12. 12
    Tmurda
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 10:03 pm

    Any bitch who goes on Bad Girls Club should be assumed to have zero home training. A person with home training would never be cast on this show. Manners and tact have no place in reality tv. That bitch is retarded.

  13. 13
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 7:36 am

    Ok so here’s what I think Andrea did. She went out to Pink Kitty by herself. Found some insta-friends to fill the little BCG VIP section. Asked for a comp bottle and was planning to ask the new friends to throw in for the bottle and/or the tip on the bottle and she gets to pocket the cash and/or drink for free.

    Her plan was foiled when the rest of the crew showed up and she had to eat crow for pulling the stunt on the last comped bottle since the rest of the BCG girls drank up the bottle.

    I’ve seen bitches like Julie and Andrea. Both are bad in their own way, you don’t want to go out with either of them unless you ask for a seperate check or get drinks on your own.

    And, I think Blondie would have been a better fighter if she wasn’t so wasted, she was too lit up to really land them on Andrea. But that shove and the kick was hilarioius! Go Blondie!

  14. 14
    mrsvis
    Posted September 22, 2012 at 8:04 am

    i’m new to the site and think the recaps are hilarious!

    andrea may have her annoying moments, but i still like her the best ever since she denied julie and megan’s “heart to heart”. that’s what kills me about these females: none of these girls are your friends. rima’s stupid butt should know that best since she turned on a couple of her so-called friends with julie’s help, and i bet she’ll look really stupid on the reunion show. i’m glad that ashley found her backbone, but she needs to calm herself down. and i’m aching for the day that julie gets the sh*t kicked out of her.
    :)

  15. 15
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 6:11 am

    Waaaaaaaaaah I miss my Bad Girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  16. 16
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 6:38 am

    I too was disappointed that BGC wasn’t on last night.

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