When all else fails, snatch that weave.
It takes three security dudes to make Andrea let loose of Blondie’s weave. By then, most of her weave is on the ground. Once separated, Andrea tells Blondie that she’s done, she’s out. Meaning Blondie.
J-Bloat gets quite a kick out of watching Blondie fight. Blondie yells at Andrea asking her how the flowers tasted. Andrea is led away muttering “I’m gonna kill her.” She bitches about Blondie breaking her nails and then heads for Confesionario. Andrea tells us that “Drama just went down. It is what it is. Blondie feels like she got one up on me because she pushed me into a wall or plant but I don’t care. Me and her can go again and again and again. It is what it is.” Shut up already.
She keeps yelling “I want another round.” While outside Blondie and crew are laughing their asses off. They also reenact Andrea being shoved onto her ass. Occasional Andrea shouts out, “Bitch so what?” Andrea then takes a clump of Blondie’s weave and ties it around her lamp.
The next morning Blondie looks a mess. She has scratches on her neck and obvious chunks of hair missing. She wonders if Andrea collected her weave.
Since Zuly snored through the whole thing, she goes to Andrea to get the details of what happened. Andrea gives her version. Zuly feels bad for Andrea because she has no one on her side but since the drama isn’t about her she’s staying out of it.
Meanwhile J-Bloat received an email from Not Boyfriend and he is saying he can’t wait to have her come over so he can fuck her. Romantic no? Especially since he’s supposedly with another girl. J-Bloat types a furious email back basically telling him to fuck off.
Zuly takes Andrea out to eat to get her out of the house. She tries to tell Andrea that she needs to involve herself and get to know the other girls. Andrea tells us that Zuly is naive and she doesn’t need to involve herself with the bitches, she doesn’t fear them and the same shit she always says. She tells us she’s over it and she is done.
Everyone goes out except for Andrea. Blondie sees a cute guy and moves in for the kill. His name is Spencer and they take turns telling each other how cute they are.
It’s called beer goggles.
He tells her she’s very pretty and wants to know if he can kiss her. She tells him he doesn’t need to ask and they start smooching. Then this happens.
No it’s her law degree.
Mr. Man decides he will pay it and all the girls act like he just saved a small child from drowning. They head back home and he’s not far behind them. Rima won’t open the door until he gives her the secret password. He says Yankee Doodle. He brought his brother with him and when Blondie shows him her room he asks what the hell happened. They go downstairs for a drink and Rima asks Spencer if he likes that blonde hair of hers. He says he thinks she’s gorgeous. Lighten up dude, you’re already gonna get some.
Rima says, aww he thinks you’re gorgeous and Blondie says, “Duh I am.” Rima tells him he should just get on one knee and marry her. One of them asks how big his cock is and he says 11.5. Spencer’s brother leaves and Blondie takes him upstairs. There is much moaning and groaning as Rima and Fallen listen in.
Holy shit he does have a big dick!
They hear Blondie saying things like, “Wait, OMG it’s too big!” Rima feels they should go in and stop this assault by dick but they just run away giggling instead.
The next morning Blondie waddles to the door to say goodbye to Mr. Dong. She tells the girls that he really really likes her and wants to come visit her when she goes home.