Hey Gasmii! I’m so happy to have another chance to step in for the always hilarious Cherie. Did you see this hot mess of a show? I loved it! It was satisfying while at the same time, left me wondering what’s next for our house full of ho’s. It’s the 5th episode and we get to see Erika go home and be replaced by Andrea.
We start out with the fight from last week and my complete and utter disappointment in Erika. I mean she started off as one of the few that I thought I would totally like. She seemed to have a good head on her shoulders and then, she got played by the bloated heifer known as Julie and their plan to get rid of Rima based on Julie’s hearsay completely backfired. That left me feeling satisfied as I look forward to Erika’s reaction at the reunion once she realizes just how badly she played herself.
This is not going to be pretty. But, then again, neither is Erika.
Anyway, Erika had just insulted Rima by saying that she got left by her baby daddy. The two get into a fight. It really seems to go on for a very long time. Production finally jumps in to break it up. They say that Erika has to go home because one of her punches was especially violent.
What? You mean punching someone in the face after insulting her parenting is too far?
So, now I’m left wondering exactly how violent a punch has to be to get one sent home. Used to be that a hit of any kind was enough to get your ass sent home. Then, it became a kick. Now, the bitches can fight as long as they want so long as the punches aren’t that violent? I guess slapping and hair pulling aren’t considered violent? Is it ok to attack someone first as long as the attacked person wins the fight, like with Julie and Rima last week? The rules make no sense.
That is why I think they should just call this show “Drunk Bitches Fighting” and be done with the rules all together. Now Erika is all upset crying about how unfair life is. Just wait till she sees just how badly she got played. I can’t wait for the reunion. Plus, I did a celebratory shot when she finally left.
So much for killing Barbie’s! Bye Bitch!
Erika’s departure has left Falen feeling unsure about the side she chose. So, now she is contemplating joining Rima’s side. I can’t tell if she is sincerely sorry about having been a bully, or if she realizes that she might be the next one to get ganged up on. Let’s just assume that she is contrite and now wants to start anew, shall we? She apologizes to Rima and I decide that even if she didn’t mean it, it was at least the right thing to do.
I’m sorry I went along with bullying you. I’m not even sure why I did it except Erika and Julie told me to.