Bad Girls Club Recap: Finale!

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By Cherie | Wednesday, October 17, 2012 | 7:00 am | 23 Comments
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Well gasmii, it’s that time of season again. Time to say goodbye to our beloved BGC. At least until next week when they show the first of 3 reunions. Right now I am fully recovered but I have a feeling this episode is gonna bore me to tears. Let’s go see!

We start off the next morning with J-Bloat and Fallen reliving the night before. Cut to sheets shaking and moaning. Fallen tells us it’s not awkward at all because J-Bloat fills up a void. Oh she had a dildo! J-Bloat tells us that they are keeping their love hush hush because they are both confused and neither knows what the hell is going on.

Elsewhere in the house Rima has received an email from Andrea. She’s basically threatening to beat the hell out of the girls and blah blah blah. Rima runs off to call Andrea.

Ohhhhh whatcha goona do? Pour ketchup on our sheets this time?

Rima tells Andrea that she’s a punk ass bitch and she can talk shit all she wants but she’s gonna get her ass beat at the reunion. Then she says, “Suck my dick and die slow ho!” I’m gonna put that on my Christmas cards.

Phone rings again later and it’s a dude from Pink Kitty and he wants them to do a photo shoot with all the Bad Girls the next day. Much yelling and screaming of happiness occurs.

For some reason Blondie decides to announce that her Dad told her he’d rather she be a lesbian than fuck a douche bag. Some agree but Fallen says hell no. Her Mom would die. Her Mom would say,”That’s what you like? That’s what you are dealing with? This is the devil!” Well Fallen you better hope your Mom doesn’t watch the show or you will be picking out a casket for her soon.

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23 Comments

  1. 1
    keebler elf
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 12:35 pm

    i can kinda see why she went after blondie, she was all quiet and saying she doesn’t like violence in the beginning of the season and then after erika, meghan, and christina left she grew some balls, was flippin tables and jumped andrea. now that the girls came back she was all quiet again

  2. 2
    ikanread
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 1:50 pm

    Is it wrong that I kinda want to see Julie and Falen end up together? I hate all of them (well, maybe except for Blondie, who, dumb as she is, isn’t quite as blatantly hypocritical, probably because she doesn’t know how to be), but true love gets me every time! Not quite sure how Falen is planning on hiding that from the madre though, it was filmed and put on national TV.

  3. 3
    labowner
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 2:14 pm

    I think J-Bloat and Falen have a relationship built on convenience. They were not in Mexico at the right time, so the men were few to far between.

  4. 4
    Enrique's Mole
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 2:38 pm

    The “originals” were terrified! I lurved it. They are absolutely all talk and only feel confident as a gang jumping one girl. I’m bummed there was no beat down…except for Ashley being too afraid to do anything. Oh sorry, she just didn’t feel like fighting right then. lol.

    Falon is clearly struggling with her sexuality. She didn’t pull one guy, did she, but munched a few boxes. She needs to do herself a favor and get rid of the piss-yellow hair color. She’s butt-ugly enough as it is. No need to make it worse.

    How funny was the music and graphics over Erika’s so-called pretty girl dance (I’m assuming that’s meant ironically)! Looks like Julie takes a few punches to the face at the reunion. That alone will make this whole season worthwhile.

  5. 5
    Pari
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 3:08 pm

    I agree with Mole… It looks like Julie gets beat down by Andrea at the reunion and nothing would make me happier. Other than that, this episode was pretty boring and didn’t live up to what I expected it to be.

  6. 6
    yummy
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 3:23 pm

    The girls who were kicked off seemed to be pretty offended (thankfully) that Andrea was jumped. I hope Julie gets her ass kicked by as many people possible at the reunion. One at a time though, of course!

  7. 7
    LaurenB52
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 3:37 pm

    Yea it was interesting that only after Julie was rejected by that guy in the club did she run to Falen. It was about convenience. I’m sure they love eachother as girl friends but I don’t think they’re lesbians. Julie is at best bisexual

    Don’t really like anyone in this cast, not the originals, replacements, or the girls that got kicked out. I should like Andrea I guess but she is extremely annoying imo. Blondie is brain dead and I can’t with that level of stupidity

  8. 8
    She Stinks!
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 4:38 pm

    I want Julie to get a severe beat down so bad, it better happen at the reunion. She is a horrible, vile, disgusting pig.

  9. 9
    labowner
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 5:39 pm

    They should have dropped nut-job Judy on this group. That would have livened things up.

  10. 10
    Lo
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 5:41 pm

    In the confessionals after Mobama got kicked out all of the girls were talking about how dead she was the next time they saw her, but when she stepped to them no one wanted to make good. What a bunch of weak b*tches. She stepped to Blondie because she was all about being peaceful and not fighting and what not, but had no problem ganging up on Andrea, flipping tables, and acting like she had balls. Erika, don’t like her but she had it right when she said, “All of these girls still look a mess!” Also, I lol’ed when she told Rima the only thing that was bad about her was her fighting skills, and being a mother.
    Julie and Falen together… Ewwwwwwww

  11. 11
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted October 17, 2012 at 10:03 pm

    The so called Finale is always lame. It’s just a way to kill time before the reunion shows lol. And from the looks of the previews those will not be lame!!!

  12. 12
    Cheergirl
    Posted October 18, 2012 at 3:48 am

    *Falen is getting beat up*
    *Julie stands up*
    Mehgan: JUMP IN IF YOU WANT TOO!
    *Julie sits down.*
    That was hilarious. In the previews it looks like Julie gets beat up by Mobama, Andrea, Erika, and maybe Christina. Fallen and Mobama also fight and I think Rima and Christina. I stopped watching because this season got really boring but I watched the last episode and I will def be watching the reunion shows!

    http://telly.com/embed.php?guid=JR6X4 (preview)

    http://i1061.photobucket.com/albums/t464/OfficialAllThingsBGC/BOOM_zps367f2be1.gif (gif of erika and Julie)

    and there is a rumor that the girls were not allowed to throw punches when they came back (both the old girls and new girls were told that) so that may be why Erika planned to save it, Mobama only slapped Blondie, and Christina was just pushing Falen. Another rumor is that Julie doesn’t speak to any of the girls anymore… including falen. I can’t wait for the reunion shows!

  13. 13
    Pari
    Posted October 18, 2012 at 7:18 am

    Ha! Lo, I forgot about that Erica line. I lol’ed at that too. It was a good one!

  14. 14
    Enrique's Mole
    Posted October 18, 2012 at 10:53 am

    “…it looks like Julie gets beat up by Mobama, Andrea, Erika, and maybe Christina.”

    From your lips to God’s ears, Cheergirl!

  15. 15
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted October 18, 2012 at 11:49 am

    God, I hate Erika please let her catch at least one beating.

    The reunion looks muy staged. Bandanas, taking earings out and shoes off? I would run up and smack a bitch before they even finished tying the knot if they mocked me like that.

    Uh uh. No!

  16. 16
    Lo
    Posted October 18, 2012 at 12:11 pm

    @Cheergirl I heard the same thing about Julie too. Apparently she stopped talking to the rest of the girls because they *allegedly* don’t come to her aid when she gets her ass beat during the reunion.

    “Rima, she looking like she going to a Mexican wedding or Quinceañera or something. Blondie lookind dirty as usual. Julie she got a moo-moo on looking like some lil old lady dat live in a shoe. Like all of them still look a MESS.”

  17. 17
    keebler elf
    Posted October 18, 2012 at 2:24 pm

    i dont think rima and christina fight…there’s word that rima brought a doctors note for her jaw or something like that, so shes not able to fight anyone

  18. 18
    Enrique's Mole
    Posted October 18, 2012 at 3:49 pm

    How do you spell ‘chicken shit’? R-I-M-A

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    keebler elf
    Posted October 18, 2012 at 4:28 pm

    idk if its totally true or not but it would make sense into why she didnt fight christina or anyone else, cause you know christina doesnt back down from a fight

  20. 20
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted October 18, 2012 at 8:17 pm

    Well maybe if Rima would stop unhinging her jaw so much she wouldn’t need a doctors note………..

  21. 21
    SarahRita
    Posted October 19, 2012 at 2:44 pm

    I have to say this season was one of my favorites. I enjoyed the girls actually having fun with each other, and they genuinely seemed to enjoy each others company. In the past few seasons there has always been a divide in the house, and there was fighting till the finale. I am not saying that I think they were nice girls, but at least they could drink and have fun with each other.

    Also, as much of obnoxious bitch Julie was, there were times when she made me laugh. I also liked Blondie, I loved the montage they showed of her at the end when she was karate kicking Andrea.

  22. 22
    Brittan
    Posted October 24, 2012 at 12:59 pm

    The ones that got kicked out made it point clear they weren’t with the Bullshit. I’m not really a fan of Ericka Meghan and christina but those bitches are bad plus they can fight. As for Andrea people tested her ass and only jumped her cause they were feeling the hype from Julie’s fat ass., lol she lost so much weight cause she’s just ran her mouth the whole season. Oh I take it fallen didn’t jump in to help Julie at the reunion cause Julie said on the finale I want going to fight anyone else’s battles when the new girls asked why they didn’t fight.

    As for the reunion my Christmas wish is to see that girl get stumped by most of the cast, hell even zully.

  23. 23
    Mia
    Posted October 31, 2012 at 11:20 pm

    Thank God Julie gets the crap beat badly one by one!!!! Rima is a chicken fat shit!!! Not so tuff now!! Julie talking smack and fallen.ashley also,,all of them were pretty tuff to gang up on small Andrea but now they are eating shit!!! Like they are!!! The real bad bitches are Erica,Megan,Christina,and little Andrea for trying to stand up to those skans all alone.bravo!!’ Zuly another piece of shit who did nothing!! Flip flopping mother fucker!

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