Hello Gasmites! This week we start off where we left off last week. With Janae’s drunk ass getting her ass beat. The last thing we saw, Nikki and Valentina had Janae by the hair on the floor. Valentina just keeps whopping the shit out of Janeae’s head as Janae keeps yelling no no no no. Stephanie looks like she wants to help but doesn’t quite do it. The same with Paula. In comes security and then Janae keeps saying, “What I do? What I do? Noooooooooooooooo!” Over to the side Nikki is laughing like a hyena.
She’s also telling us that Janae doesn’t understand anything, “because she’s from Texas.” And she says it like people from Texas are sloooow.
Texans, feel free to stone her ass.
Janae makes her way downstairs to tell Shannon that she just got jumped. Brace yourselves, she has a snotwad the size of Texas hanging out of her snout.
How drunk do you have to be to have a slug on your lip and not know it?
Alicia takes Snotwad aside and tells her she needs to chill because right now she is NOT CHILL. If she wants to make it in this house she needs to handle her drinking and her emotions. She feels her pain and tells her she has to stand up for what she does and back what she says. Aww, a real life humanitarian!
The next morning Snotwad is sitting outside on the steps looking like a lost puppy. Inside Alicia and Shannon are talking about how they think she’s a good girl and they don’t want to gang up on her but she doesn’t need to drink. They also say they think it will happen again.
Snotwad goes and cries to Paula who tells her that she brought it on herself. Which she did. Snotwad says, and snot is running down her face, that she just doesn’t want to be alone. Paula tells her to stop isolating herself then.
Valentina tells us the bitch cries everyday. She says you can say we are out of sprite and the bitch cries.
No sprite? Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Valentina says no one even hit her. I beg to differ. You were pummeling her in the head like crazy when she was down on the floor. Maybe you shouldn’t drink either. Please do though, otherwise these recaps are gonna be boring as fuck.
Gag, again. Downstairs in the kitchen, Paula,Nikki,and Stephanie are talking about Jersey Shore. No thanks. Oh she’s leading up to the guy she met and flirted with the night before. She tells us that she likes girls but she hasn’t seen any that struck her fancy………….exsqueeze me? She has tried to lick every girl in the house! Anyway she says this guy is cute and if she can’t have poontang she’ll settle for dingaling.
Stephanie goes and calls Andre the dingaling from last night and they decide to get together. They are having a party and she tells him to bring booze and different guys.