Bad Girls Club Recap: Houston We Have A Problem

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By Cherie | Friday, January 25, 2013 | 12:37 am | 19 Comments
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Apparently Miss Chi-Fly is drunk off her ass and is now in Confessional screaming about not fucking with her and she does NOT fuck with fake! Shannon is hearing this shit and looks none too pleased. As Alicia is yapping Shannon walks in and Alicia screams at her that she’s fake. Shannon wants to know why cleaning up something makes her fake. Alicia yells that she didn’t clean shit and they are in each others faces. Alicia tells her she knows nothing about loyalty and then slings the contents of her water all in Shannon’s face while Paula stands outside the door laughing. As Alicia leaves Shannon slings water on her. Shannon tells us she’s fought dudes bigger than her. So basically fuck off.

Down in the kitchen the shit continues with Alicia telling Shannon she’s a fake ass bitch. In fact she isn’t sure Shannon is a bitch because she might have had her dick replaced.

Shannon tells her to get the fuck out of the kitchen with her camel toe. Valentina jumps in and says it’s awful strange Shannon doesn’t seem to be able to say she’s sorry. Valentina is also pissed because Shannon keeps talking like they are a team. So Shannon says, and I quote, “Excuse me for being on your bed frame Kunta Kinte. Uhhh rewind! Yep she said that shit. I just love Paula’s response…

Oh hell no she d’ent!

Valentina throws a magazine at her as everyone else yells how inappropriate that was.. Next Alicia slings a pot of filthy dishwater all over her head. Alicia tells Shannon she is done in this house and Valentina says she is BOILING, as she walks away. Here we go again. Valentina goes and gets Shannon’s mattress and throws it in the pool. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

I would rather her just beat the crap out of her. Snotwad of course is giddy with glee because for once no one is ganging up on her.

They call a house meeting so they can vote her ass out. Shannon’s excuse for what she said is that she was being attacked and she just said the first thing that came to mind. Bitch that is not helping. Problem with voting is that only Valentina and Alicia want her out. This pisses Valentina off and she throws a pillow at Shannon and tells her to shut the fuck up. And then Shannon starts crying….sort of.

Actually she’s faking it as she tells us in Confessional. She tells us it’s not tears of sad but mad. She says she’s just going to keep on swimming because this is her house! Meanwhile Stephanie has a call from Andre and he tells her she’s a wild ass bitch and they like each other and zzzzzzzzzzz.

Nikki and Paula meanwhile decide they should all go to Mingle that night for some fun. Off they go to tell the others and get ready. Nikki tells Shannon where they are going and asks about makeup. When Nikki walks off Shannon starts to mimic her and then mumbles,”Bitch go ask the blind monkey.” I ain’t touching that one.

Shannon calls her Mom and tells her how the hyenas threw her bed in the pool. Shannon tells Mom she can’t wait to beat one of those bitches up. Her mother tells her that she wasn’t raised in the ghetto and it’s never ok to put your hands on anybody. But if someone lays their hands on her first…….

Ahhh, a Mom’s love and wisdom. Priceless.

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19 Comments

  1. 1
    Jelly
    Posted January 25, 2013 at 7:38 am

    I hate Alicja. She is such a moron and a skank, too bad there isnt a dumptruck full of lava to pour on this house.

  2. 2
    Cheergirl
    Posted January 25, 2013 at 8:36 am

    well it looks like a new girl comes next week so i don’t think Janae is staying. Thank you for that nasty image of not on her face though. ughh I was eating while reading this and had a baby barf!

  3. 3
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted January 25, 2013 at 8:36 am

    I hate the mattress in the pool ish. It’s so lame and played out. Can’t anyone thing for themselves.

    Also if I was going to audition for BGC, I would invest in some boxing classes because even if you don’t want to fight you want to 1. be able to defend yourself and 2. know what a punch feels like so you’re not too caught off guard.

    Back to reading the recap

  4. 4
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted January 25, 2013 at 8:39 am

    @cheergirl, I believe Nikki ends up leaving also because there ends up being two new girls and I didn’t see Nikki in any of the promo shots or the later clips when the girls end up fighting. (shown at the beginning of episode one.)

  5. 5
    labowner
    Posted January 25, 2013 at 10:34 am

    I am confused. Didn’t Shannon say her mom left her at 2? Did she come back? Is this a different mom?

    They all proved they are not bad, because not one of them took Shannon on for her comment. Natalie would have gone bat shit insane along with crazy chick from Miami. Mattress in pool? Agree how lame and unoriginal. T-dolla still wins hands down for getting some one out of the house.

    Janae is just disgusting.

    Alicia – lying is being fake.

    I wonder what the anti-bullying people think of this show as it has turned into nothing but ganging up on the weakest and antagonizing until they leave. That ain’t being bad, that is being lazy.

    I think piggie from Big Rich Atlanta would fit right in with these hos.

    Have to give credit to Shannon and Alicia in the confessional I laughed when they said you are supposed to make it rain not hail or something to that effect.

  6. 6
    featherhead
    Posted January 25, 2013 at 11:18 am

    Janae = Judy
    Nicole = Shelly
    Alicia = Erica
    Shannon = girly version of Nicki

  7. 7
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted January 25, 2013 at 11:50 am

    They have really scraped the bottom with this crew. And when I say bottom, I mean the bottom of the sewer pipe. I keep wanting to like someone, anyone but these bitches make it impossible. Janae is just way out of her element and never should have been cast for this show.
    @Lab- I also heard Shannon talking to her “mom.” Is this a step Mom or the one who left her when she was 2. And what exactly did Shannon do to make all her money? She never says. My guess is that it had something to do with knee pads.

  8. 8
    labowner
    Posted January 25, 2013 at 12:09 pm

    Next weeks episode Shannon gets a present from her sugar daddy, or that is what the video says, but I can’t watch it.

    Wouldn’t it be better to snub a person than make them move out? They usually end up hating the new girls more than the one they tossed.

    Cherie think of all the girls who were denied if this is what they picked. Shudder.

  9. 9
    yummy
    Posted January 25, 2013 at 1:14 pm

    Nikki bashes Texas when she’s from New Jersey? Laughable. (Yes, I’m from Texas ;) )

    I’m so tired of girls jumping each other on this show. Nikki already had her hands on Jenae when Valentina jumped in. Not that I’m defending the hot mess, she’s totally obnoxious. But still…

  10. 10
    Tmurda
    Posted January 25, 2013 at 10:25 pm

    I seriously think Janae and Nikki are two of the most hideous females ive ever seen. My fiance has always been willing to watch this show with me, but when it was on the other night, he seriously asked me turn it off cause he is THAT disgusted by Nikki. I complied without protest. AWESOME RECAP, as usual!

  11. 11
    thespiral
    Posted January 26, 2013 at 12:00 am

    I hate to side with these bullying bitches but Janae needs to go, this is not the place for her. Her mental issues are too severe to even be entertaining reality TV.

    I can’t believe they dropped into Junkman’s without hitting up Vortex. Damn, I’m in the icy northern wastelands now and all I can dream of is a Yokohama Mama burger with some tots…

  12. 12
    thespiral
    Posted January 27, 2013 at 12:10 pm

    I also don’t get why people get mad every season like “wow, this is the worst group of women yet, they’ve really scraped the bottom of the barrel this time.” That’s the POINT. The show is about emotionally damaged women getting blackout drunk and ripping each other’s weave out. The bottom of the barrel is their main selling point.

  13. 13
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted January 27, 2013 at 4:26 pm

    @thespiral yes that is the point. The lower into the barrel the more we can bitch. It’s not like we are expecting Nuns to show up. We expect low down, classless,skanky,pathetic pieces of crap to grace our screen every week. No one is mad. Hell without these dingbats meeting that criteria we would be bored shitless. My point, however is that these girls are getting more and more fug each season. That’s where the bottom of the barrel comes in. But, I still love my bad girls. Even if I show it in odd ways. Like saying Janae is like a house without a roof. Or Nikki is frog slippers without a Snooki. Shannon is dude without a penis and Alicia is a seriously white girl in need of a tan. And some sit ups. That parts not a joke. White flabby girl needs some exercise and color.
    That is all. For now.

  14. 14
    Hater of Coach Nikki Hater of Coach Nikki
    Posted January 27, 2013 at 4:28 pm

    This is a disgusting show! So disgusting I watched it all the way thru! Great for snarkiness. Where do they come up with these girls?

  15. 15
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted January 27, 2013 at 4:48 pm

    I’m guessing brothels,homeless shelters and inane asylums. Either that or Oprah’s School of Charm.

  16. 16
    Robin Robin
    Posted January 27, 2013 at 5:04 pm

    @Cherie

    Is an inane asylum where they send folks who constantly ask silly questions? ;)

    Robin

  17. 17
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 2:27 am

    LOL yes sometimes my typing/spelling skills suck! I meant insane but I think I’m going to stick to my guns and just call them inane from now on haha!
    Thanks for reading everyone. Keep making comments or flipit will lock me in a cold dark basement with inane recappers from times gone by. Seriously, that’s where he keeps them!

  18. 18
    thespiral
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 7:53 am

    @ Cherie –

    Yes, the fug levels have reached defcon proportions in the past few seasons. Not to say I look like a fairy princess in the morning with no makeup, but most of these chicks are not cute to begin with. Some of them could be cute if they took care of themselves, but a combination of boozing, brawling, whoring, crack smoking, no exercise, and bad eating and sleeping habits mean they pretty much look like hell 24/7. I mean look at Janae. She could be a pretty girl, but she’s destroying her looks with alcoholism, and even Cindy Crawford couldn’t pull off the “blackout wasted, makeup smeared, weave half ripped out, screaming like the Exorcist, blowing snot rockets everywhere” look.

  19. 19
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted January 28, 2013 at 9:48 am

    You know damn well they try their best to cast the craziest/fug girls with a mixture of crazy/cute girls just to keep us interested. And it works! If we didn’t have these nuts to hate on what the hell would we do? Well basically I’m speaking for myself because if I didn’t have craptastic tv to watch I might have to do something drastic. Like clean the house. That is NOT acceptable!!!

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