Apparently Miss Chi-Fly is drunk off her ass and is now in Confessional screaming about not fucking with her and she does NOT fuck with fake! Shannon is hearing this shit and looks none too pleased. As Alicia is yapping Shannon walks in and Alicia screams at her that she’s fake. Shannon wants to know why cleaning up something makes her fake. Alicia yells that she didn’t clean shit and they are in each others faces. Alicia tells her she knows nothing about loyalty and then slings the contents of her water all in Shannon’s face while Paula stands outside the door laughing. As Alicia leaves Shannon slings water on her. Shannon tells us she’s fought dudes bigger than her. So basically fuck off.
Down in the kitchen the shit continues with Alicia telling Shannon she’s a fake ass bitch. In fact she isn’t sure Shannon is a bitch because she might have had her dick replaced.
Shannon tells her to get the fuck out of the kitchen with her camel toe. Valentina jumps in and says it’s awful strange Shannon doesn’t seem to be able to say she’s sorry. Valentina is also pissed because Shannon keeps talking like they are a team. So Shannon says, and I quote, “Excuse me for being on your bed frame Kunta Kinte. Uhhh rewind! Yep she said that shit. I just love Paula’s response…
Oh hell no she d’ent!
Valentina throws a magazine at her as everyone else yells how inappropriate that was.. Next Alicia slings a pot of filthy dishwater all over her head. Alicia tells Shannon she is done in this house and Valentina says she is BOILING, as she walks away. Here we go again. Valentina goes and gets Shannon’s mattress and throws it in the pool. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I would rather her just beat the crap out of her. Snotwad of course is giddy with glee because for once no one is ganging up on her.
They call a house meeting so they can vote her ass out. Shannon’s excuse for what she said is that she was being attacked and she just said the first thing that came to mind. Bitch that is not helping. Problem with voting is that only Valentina and Alicia want her out. This pisses Valentina off and she throws a pillow at Shannon and tells her to shut the fuck up. And then Shannon starts crying….sort of.
Actually she’s faking it as she tells us in Confessional. She tells us it’s not tears of sad but mad. She says she’s just going to keep on swimming because this is her house! Meanwhile Stephanie has a call from Andre and he tells her she’s a wild ass bitch and they like each other and zzzzzzzzzzz.
Nikki and Paula meanwhile decide they should all go to Mingle that night for some fun. Off they go to tell the others and get ready. Nikki tells Shannon where they are going and asks about makeup. When Nikki walks off Shannon starts to mimic her and then mumbles,”Bitch go ask the blind monkey.” I ain’t touching that one.
Shannon calls her Mom and tells her how the hyenas threw her bed in the pool. Shannon tells Mom she can’t wait to beat one of those bitches up. Her mother tells her that she wasn’t raised in the ghetto and it’s never ok to put your hands on anybody. But if someone lays their hands on her first…….
Ahhh, a Mom’s love and wisdom. Priceless.