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Friday, January 25, 2013
12:37 am
19 Comments
Tagged: ATL, atlanta, bad girls club, charlie sheen, cherie, crazy bitches, delusional bitches, drunk girls, fake boobs, fights, funny, make it rain, psychos, Satire, spoof, tvgasm
Snotwad gathers everyone around and makes the mistake of asking who and what are the problems they have with her. Nikki flat out says she’s boring. Snotwad says she regrets how she came into the house. Valentina tells her to get over it. Snotwad then tells Alicia she thinks she’s a backstabber. It’s because down by the pool Alicia talked about each one of the girls like a dog. This gets Nikki’s attention who demands to know what Alicia said. Snotwad fills her in. Alicia said basically Nikki better stay away from her little brother and she doesn’t have a shot with him anyway.Alicia denies this, cut to Alicia basically saying the same shit. Now Nikki is pissed. But not at Alicia, she thinks Snotwad is trying to take the heat off herself.
Valentina jumps up, goes to the kitchen and gets some bags because she is pissed and has some things to get off her chest. And by that I mean she gets all of Snotwads shit and throws it at the front door. When Snotwad tries to keep bringing it back in, she and the others throw it outside. By this time Snotwad is too tired to fight and just slumps to the floor.
Well that’s one way to pack other peoples shit.
Snotwad tells us she is not about to get jumped over this shit and if they want her gone she’ll go. BUT she really wants to stay so she’s gonna bring her stuff back in and see what happens. According to Valentina, the bitch is boring and it’s time for her to leave.
So is the wad of snot burned into everyone’s brain like it is mine? How much longer can Snotwad last? Does anyone really give a shit at this point?
Until Next Time,
Love & Smooches,
Cherie
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I hate Alicja. She is such a moron and a skank, too bad there isnt a dumptruck full of lava to pour on this house.
well it looks like a new girl comes next week so i don’t think Janae is staying. Thank you for that nasty image of not on her face though. ughh I was eating while reading this and had a baby barf!
I hate the mattress in the pool ish. It’s so lame and played out. Can’t anyone thing for themselves.
Also if I was going to audition for BGC, I would invest in some boxing classes because even if you don’t want to fight you want to 1. be able to defend yourself and 2. know what a punch feels like so you’re not too caught off guard.
Back to reading the recap
@cheergirl, I believe Nikki ends up leaving also because there ends up being two new girls and I didn’t see Nikki in any of the promo shots or the later clips when the girls end up fighting. (shown at the beginning of episode one.)
I am confused. Didn’t Shannon say her mom left her at 2? Did she come back? Is this a different mom?
They all proved they are not bad, because not one of them took Shannon on for her comment. Natalie would have gone bat shit insane along with crazy chick from Miami. Mattress in pool? Agree how lame and unoriginal. T-dolla still wins hands down for getting some one out of the house.
Janae is just disgusting.
Alicia – lying is being fake.
I wonder what the anti-bullying people think of this show as it has turned into nothing but ganging up on the weakest and antagonizing until they leave. That ain’t being bad, that is being lazy.
I think piggie from Big Rich Atlanta would fit right in with these hos.
Have to give credit to Shannon and Alicia in the confessional I laughed when they said you are supposed to make it rain not hail or something to that effect.
Janae = Judy
Nicole = Shelly
Alicia = Erica
Shannon = girly version of Nicki
They have really scraped the bottom with this crew. And when I say bottom, I mean the bottom of the sewer pipe. I keep wanting to like someone, anyone but these bitches make it impossible. Janae is just way out of her element and never should have been cast for this show.
@Lab- I also heard Shannon talking to her “mom.” Is this a step Mom or the one who left her when she was 2. And what exactly did Shannon do to make all her money? She never says. My guess is that it had something to do with knee pads.
Next weeks episode Shannon gets a present from her sugar daddy, or that is what the video says, but I can’t watch it.
Wouldn’t it be better to snub a person than make them move out? They usually end up hating the new girls more than the one they tossed.
Cherie think of all the girls who were denied if this is what they picked. Shudder.
Nikki bashes Texas when she’s from New Jersey? Laughable. (Yes, I’m from Texas
)
I’m so tired of girls jumping each other on this show. Nikki already had her hands on Jenae when Valentina jumped in. Not that I’m defending the hot mess, she’s totally obnoxious. But still…
I seriously think Janae and Nikki are two of the most hideous females ive ever seen. My fiance has always been willing to watch this show with me, but when it was on the other night, he seriously asked me turn it off cause he is THAT disgusted by Nikki. I complied without protest. AWESOME RECAP, as usual!
I hate to side with these bullying bitches but Janae needs to go, this is not the place for her. Her mental issues are too severe to even be entertaining reality TV.
I can’t believe they dropped into Junkman’s without hitting up Vortex. Damn, I’m in the icy northern wastelands now and all I can dream of is a Yokohama Mama burger with some tots…
I also don’t get why people get mad every season like “wow, this is the worst group of women yet, they’ve really scraped the bottom of the barrel this time.” That’s the POINT. The show is about emotionally damaged women getting blackout drunk and ripping each other’s weave out. The bottom of the barrel is their main selling point.
@thespiral yes that is the point. The lower into the barrel the more we can bitch. It’s not like we are expecting Nuns to show up. We expect low down, classless,skanky,pathetic pieces of crap to grace our screen every week. No one is mad. Hell without these dingbats meeting that criteria we would be bored shitless. My point, however is that these girls are getting more and more fug each season. That’s where the bottom of the barrel comes in. But, I still love my bad girls. Even if I show it in odd ways. Like saying Janae is like a house without a roof. Or Nikki is frog slippers without a Snooki. Shannon is dude without a penis and Alicia is a seriously white girl in need of a tan. And some sit ups. That parts not a joke. White flabby girl needs some exercise and color.
That is all. For now.
This is a disgusting show! So disgusting I watched it all the way thru! Great for snarkiness. Where do they come up with these girls?
I’m guessing brothels,homeless shelters and inane asylums. Either that or Oprah’s School of Charm.
@Cherie
Is an inane asylum where they send folks who constantly ask silly questions?
Robin
LOL yes sometimes my typing/spelling skills suck! I meant insane but I think I’m going to stick to my guns and just call them inane from now on haha!
Thanks for reading everyone. Keep making comments or flipit will lock me in a cold dark basement with inane recappers from times gone by. Seriously, that’s where he keeps them!
@ Cherie –
Yes, the fug levels have reached defcon proportions in the past few seasons. Not to say I look like a fairy princess in the morning with no makeup, but most of these chicks are not cute to begin with. Some of them could be cute if they took care of themselves, but a combination of boozing, brawling, whoring, crack smoking, no exercise, and bad eating and sleeping habits mean they pretty much look like hell 24/7. I mean look at Janae. She could be a pretty girl, but she’s destroying her looks with alcoholism, and even Cindy Crawford couldn’t pull off the “blackout wasted, makeup smeared, weave half ripped out, screaming like the Exorcist, blowing snot rockets everywhere” look.
You know damn well they try their best to cast the craziest/fug girls with a mixture of crazy/cute girls just to keep us interested. And it works! If we didn’t have these nuts to hate on what the hell would we do? Well basically I’m speaking for myself because if I didn’t have craptastic tv to watch I might have to do something drastic. Like clean the house. That is NOT acceptable!!!