Bad Girls Club Recap: Mexican Meltdown

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By Cherie | Wednesday, August 22, 2012 | 7:00 am | 32 Comments
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Hello Gasmites! We join this weeks show with Blondie telling us that she and Christina are now getting along again but Rima tells us that Christina is psycho.

Flip over to the other psychos and J-Bloat and crew are bitching about the new girl. Her Royal Bloatness says “she’s a 27 year old go go dancer and her voice sounds like a mix between Mini Mouse and and Satan.”  Cut to a remix of Andrea’s voice.

J-Bloat hopes the new girl will mix it up a bit so she doesn’t have to do all the work. Shut your hole and beach yourself.

Good girl!

Andrea hears these bitches talking about her and can’t understand why they hate her except for her voice. Let me explain. They need no reason. They are soul less scags.

Andrea calls her boyfriend and complains that he didn’t send her an email the night before. He reminds her that he called her. That’s not good enough, she asked for an email too. She tells us he’s her on/off boy toy of the last 3 years named Paul. And he’s coming to visit soon.

Meanwhile over to Rima and Blondie, they want to go swim with the dolphins for Blondie’s birthday. Don’t forget your rape whistle! Blondie is so glad that everyone can put the drama away for one night for her. Hahahahahaa! Poor deluded thing.

Andrea is telling Christina and Blondie that the other three, J-Bloat, Mobama and Fallen walk around with stank ass attitudes and they are not the big bad wolf and they aren’t going to blow nobody’s house down. Christina predicts that Andrea will end up saying something and Andrea agrees.

Oh no call the cops! Someone has MOVED Mobama’s shit from the MIDDLE  to the side of her bed!!!! And she knows just who did it too. The Replacement! I’m so tired of that freakin’ word. Anyway she’s shows her and runs out and writes on Andrea’s picture to “Don’t start drama that you can’t finish.” And she adds a smiley face. She should be slapped just for that.

When Andrea sees this she reads it out loud and yells, “Haters in the club speak the fuck up!” She finds the sea cows outside and J-Bloat explains that this is a fore warning from the three of them. 

The lollypop really reinforces your evil nature.

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32 Comments

  1. 1
    jerseyj
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 10:37 am

    ugh, I cannot stand Julie the Hutt! I don’t know why these dumbasses keep falling for her tricks. yeah, Christina has issues, but she clearly didn’t do any of the stuff Rima is mad at her for.

    I loved the “you don’t have to be a slut” comment Christina made, right before she writhed all over that pole for Mr. Creepy. Um, if that’ s not being a slut, what is?

    Also, it occurred to met that other than Andrea, no one has brought home a guy this season! I’m guessing it has something to do with the men of Mexico not wanting to hump these manatees, but still…what good is a bad girls house without some slutting it up?

    Lastly, Fallen’s “I’m from the city, I don’t do this” made me laugh….that girl is from Springfield, VA not DC. Springfield is the suburbs, and not very nice ones at that!

  2. 2
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 10:46 am

    I too had to laugh at the pole hopping. So pathetic.

    I have to say though, I think Christina stands out as crazier this season b/c relatively she is. But put her in a house with Flo or Leah or Char or really anyone she’d be right up there. This season they seem to love to fight and make up.
    I find it very unusual.

    LOL, Manatees? Jerseyj don’t insult the Manatees…Please! ;-)

  3. 3
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 10:55 am

    I can’t wait for the reunion. Someone has to punch Julie in the face.

  4. 4
    labowner
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 11:50 am

    Classy I hope the all do.

  5. 5
    labowner
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 11:50 am

    Argh – they

  6. 6
    Enrique's Mole
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 12:57 pm

    How long had Andrea been there – a couple days – and she already had to have her boyfriend there? Weak.

    I was sort of rooting for Rima when she was getting bullied, but now that she’s eating what Julie the Hut (shout out, jerseyj) is feeding her, I hope she gets her ass handed to her. Can’t wait for Hobama to slammed too. Looks like it’s coming from the previews. Yay, Christmas in August!!!

  7. 7
    keebler elf
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    @classy drunk

    they had the reunion last week but i dont know if people on here want me to post spoilers on who fought who

  8. 8
    featherhead
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 2:56 pm

    @keebler elf – Jumping up and down – I DO, I DO!! But I guess I have to kind to others, Damn it… :)

  9. 9
    featherhead
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 2:57 pm

    BE kind to others.

  10. 10
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 5:52 pm

    OOOOhhhhh I wanna know who hit who!!!! In great detail! But I’ll wait for the reunion, sigh. Someone has to beat the crap outta Julie. It’s a must.

  11. 11
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 6:05 pm

    Ugh… Anyway to appease everyone….spoiler alert warning?

  12. 12
    Cheergirl
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 7:19 pm

    Put it in an old post and whoever wants to see will go look? Someone did it for dance moms before.

    And I hope Rima feels really dumb for believing the girls who tortured her. I guess all she ever wanted was to be one of them not to be better than/above them… eh sounds like most teenage girls. They hate getting bullied but they don’t mind being cool with the bullies and participating. (yes they’re not teenagers but they act like it).

    This group is very hard to like.

  13. 13
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    Good idea Cheergirl….

  14. 14
    keebler elf
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 8:34 pm

    http://www.tvgasm.com/recaps/bad-girls-club-reunion-part-2-2.html#comment-347012

  15. 15
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 10:23 pm

    Thanks Keebler, now I can’t wait to see the reunion!!! Thanks to all for reading and here’s to hoping this season gets even more cray cray !!

  16. 16
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 4:41 am

    Thanks Keebler. Did these girls not know their show was being filmed in Cabo? If you don’t want to get in shape at the very least you can find a flattering swimsuit. As cute as Blondie is, she cannot continue walking around in that two piece.

  17. 17
    Enrique's Mole
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 6:07 am

    Good stuff, thanks, Elf!

  18. 18
    Enrique's Mole
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 6:08 am

    Good stuff, thanks, Elf! If true, I can’t wait for the reunion…

  19. 19
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 10:25 am

    Thanks for the spoiler Elf. Even looking back through the reunion those betches were so much better looking and badder than the ones we have now.

    I hate to say this but I agree those girls can look good in swimwear they just need better suits.

    Whoever said this cast is hard to like is right but, the beatdowns and flip outs are worth it compared to what else is on this summer.

  20. 20
    featherhead
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 10:32 am

    Awesome – Thank you Keebler Elf!!

  21. 21
    labowner
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 11:06 am

    Wow. If I heard J-bloat call the house her “chocolate” factory, I would beat the every living shit out of her.

  22. 22
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 8:43 pm

    Most everything J-Bloat says makes me want to beat the crap out of her. I thought since I hated her from the start, at some point I’d end up liking her. Pretty sure that ain’t gonna happen.

  23. 23
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    Ummm why does Rima keep starting fights but continuing to get beat up. So your threats to beat someone’s ass mean nothing.

  24. 24
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 8:57 am

    Rima is one of those bitches who thinks she can fight and even when she gets her ass handed to her she believes she won. What’s the word I’m looking for…oh yeah, the bitch is DELUSIONAL!

  25. 25
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 9:08 am

    So sad I missed last night! I’ll have to catch up today for the recap but lemme guess Rima got a smackdown?

  26. 26
    Moli Moli
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 9:25 am

    @Gypsy each and every week along with blubbering

  27. 27
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 9:33 am

    Girl is clearly depressed and needs some therapy and maybe meds. Not the BCG. But hey it makes for good TV, no?

    Thanks Moli!

  28. 28
    EastCoastHillz
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 10:52 am

    You cant like no one in the BGC cuz all of them do something stupid lol i say if you get into a lot of fights and you still at the house(aka J-Bloat and Rima) then you got your ass beat lol

  29. 29
    BoricuaOrgullo19
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    I agree with you -EastCoastHillz- , if you are able to stay at the house you evidently got your ass beat and the only thing you were good at was talking shit or falling for J-Bloat lies.

  30. 30
    shavonne
    Posted September 27, 2012 at 3:01 pm

    Andrea kicked butt then they had to jump her and she did not fall they some cowards then thier raceist every black girl they gang up on scary bitches bad bitches dont jump

  31. 31
    sangaby1993
    Posted October 14, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    what are those sweaters called i love them???

  32. 32
    littleMi$$
    Posted January 15, 2013 at 1:20 pm

    for all the girls that’s been in the bad girls club and has jumped someone…. yall are some straight up pussy’s and the directors are to too let it go down like that… yal need to learn how to fight one on one or keep your fucking mouth shut,,, pussy ass bitches. :)

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