Hello Gasmites! We join this weeks show with Blondie telling us that she and Christina are now getting along again but Rima tells us that Christina is psycho.
Flip over to the other psychos and J-Bloat and crew are bitching about the new girl. Her Royal Bloatness says “she’s a 27 year old go go dancer and her voice sounds like a mix between Mini Mouse and and Satan.” Cut to a remix of Andrea’s voice.
J-Bloat hopes the new girl will mix it up a bit so she doesn’t have to do all the work. Shut your hole and beach yourself.
Andrea hears these bitches talking about her and can’t understand why they hate her except for her voice. Let me explain. They need no reason. They are soul less scags.
Andrea calls her boyfriend and complains that he didn’t send her an email the night before. He reminds her that he called her. That’s not good enough, she asked for an email too. She tells us he’s her on/off boy toy of the last 3 years named Paul. And he’s coming to visit soon.
Meanwhile over to Rima and Blondie, they want to go swim with the dolphins for Blondie’s birthday. Don’t forget your rape whistle! Blondie is so glad that everyone can put the drama away for one night for her. Hahahahahaa! Poor deluded thing.
Andrea is telling Christina and Blondie that the other three, J-Bloat, Mobama and Fallen walk around with stank ass attitudes and they are not the big bad wolf and they aren’t going to blow nobody’s house down. Christina predicts that Andrea will end up saying something and Andrea agrees.
Oh no call the cops! Someone has MOVED Mobama’s shit from the MIDDLE to the side of her bed!!!! And she knows just who did it too. The Replacement! I’m so tired of that freakin’ word. Anyway she’s shows her and runs out and writes on Andrea’s picture to “Don’t start drama that you can’t finish.” And she adds a smiley face. She should be slapped just for that.
When Andrea sees this she reads it out loud and yells, “Haters in the club speak the fuck up!” She finds the sea cows outside and J-Bloat explains that this is a fore warning from the three of them.
The lollypop really reinforces your evil nature.