Andrea asks the hags what they plan to do? Hit her? J-Bloat says she is just letting her know not to fuck with them. Andrea lets her know she isn’t afraid of any of them. She tells them they can gang up on her all they want. They proclaim no one is ganging up on her and then proceed to make fun of her braided hair because she is 27. They start asking where Toto is and say that they aren’t in Kansas anymore. Andrea says they just pick on her because she’s little. They claim that has nothing to do with anything and then J-Bloats tells us that this “Midget Stripper decides to come owwt and decides to start a problem.”Andrea just keeps telling them she doesn’t care.
Later the twits are going out. All except for J-Bloat and Mobama. Seems J-Bloat has contracted a sickness from Typhoid Erika and has a raging temp. Fallen on the other hand says she’s going out!
At Club Fucknut, Christina notices that Rima is ignoring her but doesn’t care. Sure. Then she leans in and asks Fallen why she gets all the guys. Fallen makes a gesture across her face and Christina whines that she’s pretty too and she’s not getting guys. Fallen tells us it’s because Christina is desperate. Much like any guy who wants Fallen.
In the limo, Blondie has to pee. Now. And she proceeds to pee in the ice bucket.
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.
When they arrive home Blondie hands the bucket to the grinning driver. As she staggers into the house she mumbles to herself that she’s sooo funny.
Christina heads straight to Confesionario to announce that the club was fun and tons of guys where staring at her but that as gorgeous as she is she’s intimidating. And then as Fallen listens in, she says she’s tired of these jealous bitches. Fallen reports back to Rima and it seems as if both are sick of Christina.
The next morning Rima wakes everyone up and makes them go to the living room. It’s Blondie’s birthday and she has made an appointment for all of them to go swim with dolphins!!!
What’s wrong Bloatie?
J-Bloat hangs her head and then proceeds to remind us that dolphins are rapists and they are creepy and NO! She tells the girls that she’ll go watch but she won’t swim. No one wants to see her fat ass half naked anyway.
Later Christina and Andrea are talking about the girls and Andrea says she’s trying to just hang with the nice group and ignore the others. Christina tells her she used to be cool with Rima and Blondie but they are always up Fallen and J-Bloats ass. Christina says Rima looks like a fool kissing everyone’s ass. And she says Rima is fake. Andrea says she will not be having any real convos with J-Bloat or Mobama. And she’s looking forward to her boyfriend coming and relaxing her.
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ugh, I cannot stand Julie the Hutt! I don’t know why these dumbasses keep falling for her tricks. yeah, Christina has issues, but she clearly didn’t do any of the stuff Rima is mad at her for.
I loved the “you don’t have to be a slut” comment Christina made, right before she writhed all over that pole for Mr. Creepy. Um, if that’ s not being a slut, what is?
Also, it occurred to met that other than Andrea, no one has brought home a guy this season! I’m guessing it has something to do with the men of Mexico not wanting to hump these manatees, but still…what good is a bad girls house without some slutting it up?
Lastly, Fallen’s “I’m from the city, I don’t do this” made me laugh….that girl is from Springfield, VA not DC. Springfield is the suburbs, and not very nice ones at that!
I too had to laugh at the pole hopping. So pathetic.
I have to say though, I think Christina stands out as crazier this season b/c relatively she is. But put her in a house with Flo or Leah or Char or really anyone she’d be right up there. This season they seem to love to fight and make up.
I find it very unusual.
LOL, Manatees? Jerseyj don’t insult the Manatees…Please!
I can’t wait for the reunion. Someone has to punch Julie in the face.
Classy I hope the all do.
Argh – they
How long had Andrea been there – a couple days – and she already had to have her boyfriend there? Weak.
I was sort of rooting for Rima when she was getting bullied, but now that she’s eating what Julie the Hut (shout out, jerseyj) is feeding her, I hope she gets her ass handed to her. Can’t wait for Hobama to slammed too. Looks like it’s coming from the previews. Yay, Christmas in August!!!
@classy drunk
they had the reunion last week but i dont know if people on here want me to post spoilers on who fought who
@keebler elf – Jumping up and down – I DO, I DO!! But I guess I have to kind to others, Damn it…
BE kind to others.
OOOOhhhhh I wanna know who hit who!!!! In great detail! But I’ll wait for the reunion, sigh. Someone has to beat the crap outta Julie. It’s a must.
Ugh… Anyway to appease everyone….spoiler alert warning?
Put it in an old post and whoever wants to see will go look? Someone did it for dance moms before.
And I hope Rima feels really dumb for believing the girls who tortured her. I guess all she ever wanted was to be one of them not to be better than/above them… eh sounds like most teenage girls. They hate getting bullied but they don’t mind being cool with the bullies and participating. (yes they’re not teenagers but they act like it).
This group is very hard to like.
Good idea Cheergirl….
http://www.tvgasm.com/recaps/bad-girls-club-reunion-part-2-2.html#comment-347012
Thanks Keebler, now I can’t wait to see the reunion!!! Thanks to all for reading and here’s to hoping this season gets even more cray cray !!
Thanks Keebler. Did these girls not know their show was being filmed in Cabo? If you don’t want to get in shape at the very least you can find a flattering swimsuit. As cute as Blondie is, she cannot continue walking around in that two piece.
Good stuff, thanks, Elf!
Good stuff, thanks, Elf! If true, I can’t wait for the reunion…
Thanks for the spoiler Elf. Even looking back through the reunion those betches were so much better looking and badder than the ones we have now.
I hate to say this but I agree those girls can look good in swimwear they just need better suits.
Whoever said this cast is hard to like is right but, the beatdowns and flip outs are worth it compared to what else is on this summer.
Awesome – Thank you Keebler Elf!!
Wow. If I heard J-bloat call the house her “chocolate” factory, I would beat the every living shit out of her.
Most everything J-Bloat says makes me want to beat the crap out of her. I thought since I hated her from the start, at some point I’d end up liking her. Pretty sure that ain’t gonna happen.
Ummm why does Rima keep starting fights but continuing to get beat up. So your threats to beat someone’s ass mean nothing.
Rima is one of those bitches who thinks she can fight and even when she gets her ass handed to her she believes she won. What’s the word I’m looking for…oh yeah, the bitch is DELUSIONAL!
So sad I missed last night! I’ll have to catch up today for the recap but lemme guess Rima got a smackdown?
@Gypsy each and every week along with blubbering
Girl is clearly depressed and needs some therapy and maybe meds. Not the BCG. But hey it makes for good TV, no?
Thanks Moli!
You cant like no one in the BGC cuz all of them do something stupid lol i say if you get into a lot of fights and you still at the house(aka J-Bloat and Rima) then you got your ass beat lol
I agree with you -EastCoastHillz- , if you are able to stay at the house you evidently got your ass beat and the only thing you were good at was talking shit or falling for J-Bloat lies.
Andrea kicked butt then they had to jump her and she did not fall they some cowards then thier raceist every black girl they gang up on scary bitches bad bitches dont jump
what are those sweaters called i love them???
for all the girls that’s been in the bad girls club and has jumped someone…. yall are some straight up pussy’s and the directors are to too let it go down like that… yal need to learn how to fight one on one or keep your fucking mouth shut,,, pussy ass bitches.