Blondie meanwhile is so excited to be going to see the dolphins and she tells us that she will hug them and kiss them. Slow your roll girl. Don’t tease the dolphin unless you plan on putting out.
Off to Cabo Dolphins we go! J-Bloat says she feels like she’s walking to her death. Then she tells us she isn’t backing down and is going to tell those dolphins what time it is with her! Bitch please.
Apparently it’s threesome time!!
After she got out of the water, the dophins drowned themselves.
Rima is happy that Blondie is happy and she’s very proud of J-Bloat who not only swam with the dolphins but kissed one too. He didn’t have to kill himself, he died on the spot.
Back at home Rima is telling J-Bloat, Fallen and Mobama that Christina asked her if she had something against her. She told her that when she was ready to tell her she would. J-Bloat says that Christina knows if she pops off again it’s a wrap for her and that’s why she’s trying to be cool. Rima says she has a lot to say to her when she’s ready.
The girls head off to the club and Paul meets them there. Christina thinks they are adorable together but Fallen says he’s short and still has corn rows.
Even if she had a point I wouldn’t admit it.
They all get ready to leave for the house but J-Bloat gets Rima alone in the limo first and does her various impressions of Andrea. They then start dogging on Christina because she hit Blondie. J-Bloat predicts the next two people to pop off will be Christina and Rima and she wants Christina to go home.
Back at the house Andrea shows Paul around. When he sees her picture he asks why they are all in Spanish. She has to tell him it’s because they are in Mexico……
Meanwhile Christina calls her ex Ben. She tells us they were together for about 6 years and then he left her. But they are still friends. She asks him if he still loves her and he says yes and she still loves him. Yay!
In Confesionario, Andrea introduces us to her “headache.”
Are they the same height?
They rag on each other a bit and then scamper off to the bedroom to do the nasty. Fallen is shocked!!! The next morning Andrea tells us “it’s all good cause I got some!”
She tells us it was nice to relieve some stress. Paul leaves for a bit and Andrea goes to the kitchen, gets a beer and opens it with her teeth.
And Paul lets you su……….does Paul know you do that?
Julie looks horrified and I have to say it’s fucking weird. And made my teeth hurt.
J-Bloat and Mobama head out to get some lunch. And talk shit about Andrea. They also bond over their spoiled childhoods. Meaning they don’t need to seek out attention like other girls because they were given so much love as children. LOLOLOL!
Back at the house Andrea is getting pissed because the whole day has gone by and she hasn’t heard from Paul. The phone rings and it is Paul. Everyone gathers as Andrea asks him wtf. He claims he just woke up. At 9pm. She doesn’t buy it and tells him he has her twisted. He tells her he was just about to come over and she tells him to stay at his hotel. She also tells him he should be on his best behavior sucking her toes.
This makes Mobama have a new found respect for Andrea and she tells us she’s over not liking her.