Bad Girls Club Recap: Mexican Meltdown

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By Cherie | Wednesday, August 22, 2012 | 7:00 am | 32 Comments
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Blondie meanwhile is so excited to be going to see the dolphins and she tells us that she will hug them and kiss them. Slow your roll girl. Don’t tease the dolphin unless you plan on putting out.

Off to Cabo Dolphins we go! J-Bloat says she feels like she’s walking to her death. Then she tells us she isn’t backing down and is going to tell those dolphins what time it is with her! Bitch please.

Apparently it’s threesome time!!

After she got out of the water, the dophins drowned themselves.

Poor things.

Rima is happy that Blondie is happy and she’s very proud of J-Bloat who not only swam with the dolphins but kissed one too. He didn’t have to kill himself, he died on the spot.

Back at home Rima is telling J-Bloat, Fallen and Mobama that Christina asked her if she had something against her. She told her that when she was ready to tell her she would. J-Bloat says that Christina knows if she pops off again it’s a wrap for her and that’s why she’s trying to be cool. Rima says she has a lot to say to her when she’s ready.

The girls head off to the club and Paul meets them there. Christina thinks they are adorable together but Fallen says he’s short and still has corn rows.

Even if she had a point I wouldn’t admit it.

They all get ready to leave for the house but J-Bloat gets Rima alone in the limo first and does her various impressions of Andrea. They then start dogging on Christina because she hit Blondie. J-Bloat predicts the next two people to pop off will be Christina and Rima and she wants Christina to go home.

Back at the house Andrea shows Paul around. When he sees her picture he asks why they are all in Spanish. She has to tell him it’s because they are in Mexico……

Meanwhile Christina calls her ex Ben. She tells us they were together for about 6 years and then he left her. But they are still friends. She asks him if he still loves her and he says yes and she still loves him. Yay!

In Confesionario, Andrea introduces us to her “headache.”

Are they the same height?

They rag on each other a bit and then scamper off to the bedroom to do the nasty. Fallen is shocked!!! The next morning Andrea tells us “it’s all good cause I got some!”

She tells us it was nice to relieve some stress. Paul leaves for a bit and Andrea goes to the kitchen, gets a beer and opens it with her teeth.

And Paul lets you su……….does Paul know you do that?

Julie looks horrified and I have to say it’s fucking weird. And made my teeth hurt.

J-Bloat and Mobama head out to get some lunch. And talk shit about Andrea. They also bond over their spoiled childhoods. Meaning they don’t need to seek out attention like other girls because they were given so much love as children. LOLOLOL!

Back at the house Andrea is getting pissed because the whole day has gone by and she hasn’t heard from Paul. The phone rings and it is Paul. Everyone gathers as Andrea asks him wtf. He claims he just woke up. At 9pm. She doesn’t buy it and tells him he has her twisted. He tells her he was just about to come over and she tells him to stay at his hotel. She also tells him he should be on his best behavior sucking her toes.

This makes Mobama have a new found respect for Andrea and she tells us she’s over not liking her.

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32 Comments

  1. 1
    jerseyj
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 10:37 am

    ugh, I cannot stand Julie the Hutt! I don’t know why these dumbasses keep falling for her tricks. yeah, Christina has issues, but she clearly didn’t do any of the stuff Rima is mad at her for.

    I loved the “you don’t have to be a slut” comment Christina made, right before she writhed all over that pole for Mr. Creepy. Um, if that’ s not being a slut, what is?

    Also, it occurred to met that other than Andrea, no one has brought home a guy this season! I’m guessing it has something to do with the men of Mexico not wanting to hump these manatees, but still…what good is a bad girls house without some slutting it up?

    Lastly, Fallen’s “I’m from the city, I don’t do this” made me laugh….that girl is from Springfield, VA not DC. Springfield is the suburbs, and not very nice ones at that!

  2. 2
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 10:46 am

    I too had to laugh at the pole hopping. So pathetic.

    I have to say though, I think Christina stands out as crazier this season b/c relatively she is. But put her in a house with Flo or Leah or Char or really anyone she’d be right up there. This season they seem to love to fight and make up.
    I find it very unusual.

    LOL, Manatees? Jerseyj don’t insult the Manatees…Please! ;-)

  3. 3
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 10:55 am

    I can’t wait for the reunion. Someone has to punch Julie in the face.

  4. 4
    labowner
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 11:50 am

    Classy I hope the all do.

  5. 5
    labowner
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 11:50 am

    Argh – they

  6. 6
    Enrique's Mole
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 12:57 pm

    How long had Andrea been there – a couple days – and she already had to have her boyfriend there? Weak.

    I was sort of rooting for Rima when she was getting bullied, but now that she’s eating what Julie the Hut (shout out, jerseyj) is feeding her, I hope she gets her ass handed to her. Can’t wait for Hobama to slammed too. Looks like it’s coming from the previews. Yay, Christmas in August!!!

  7. 7
    keebler elf
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    @classy drunk

    they had the reunion last week but i dont know if people on here want me to post spoilers on who fought who

  8. 8
    featherhead
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 2:56 pm

    @keebler elf – Jumping up and down – I DO, I DO!! But I guess I have to kind to others, Damn it… :)

  9. 9
    featherhead
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 2:57 pm

    BE kind to others.

  10. 10
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 5:52 pm

    OOOOhhhhh I wanna know who hit who!!!! In great detail! But I’ll wait for the reunion, sigh. Someone has to beat the crap outta Julie. It’s a must.

  11. 11
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 6:05 pm

    Ugh… Anyway to appease everyone….spoiler alert warning?

  12. 12
    Cheergirl
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 7:19 pm

    Put it in an old post and whoever wants to see will go look? Someone did it for dance moms before.

    And I hope Rima feels really dumb for believing the girls who tortured her. I guess all she ever wanted was to be one of them not to be better than/above them… eh sounds like most teenage girls. They hate getting bullied but they don’t mind being cool with the bullies and participating. (yes they’re not teenagers but they act like it).

    This group is very hard to like.

  13. 13
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    Good idea Cheergirl….

  14. 14
    keebler elf
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 8:34 pm

    http://www.tvgasm.com/recaps/bad-girls-club-reunion-part-2-2.html#comment-347012

  15. 15
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 10:23 pm

    Thanks Keebler, now I can’t wait to see the reunion!!! Thanks to all for reading and here’s to hoping this season gets even more cray cray !!

  16. 16
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 4:41 am

    Thanks Keebler. Did these girls not know their show was being filmed in Cabo? If you don’t want to get in shape at the very least you can find a flattering swimsuit. As cute as Blondie is, she cannot continue walking around in that two piece.

  17. 17
    Enrique's Mole
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 6:07 am

    Good stuff, thanks, Elf!

  18. 18
    Enrique's Mole
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 6:08 am

    Good stuff, thanks, Elf! If true, I can’t wait for the reunion…

  19. 19
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 10:25 am

    Thanks for the spoiler Elf. Even looking back through the reunion those betches were so much better looking and badder than the ones we have now.

    I hate to say this but I agree those girls can look good in swimwear they just need better suits.

    Whoever said this cast is hard to like is right but, the beatdowns and flip outs are worth it compared to what else is on this summer.

  20. 20
    featherhead
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 10:32 am

    Awesome – Thank you Keebler Elf!!

  21. 21
    labowner
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 11:06 am

    Wow. If I heard J-bloat call the house her “chocolate” factory, I would beat the every living shit out of her.

  22. 22
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 8:43 pm

    Most everything J-Bloat says makes me want to beat the crap out of her. I thought since I hated her from the start, at some point I’d end up liking her. Pretty sure that ain’t gonna happen.

  23. 23
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    Ummm why does Rima keep starting fights but continuing to get beat up. So your threats to beat someone’s ass mean nothing.

  24. 24
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 8:57 am

    Rima is one of those bitches who thinks she can fight and even when she gets her ass handed to her she believes she won. What’s the word I’m looking for…oh yeah, the bitch is DELUSIONAL!

  25. 25
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 9:08 am

    So sad I missed last night! I’ll have to catch up today for the recap but lemme guess Rima got a smackdown?

  26. 26
    Moli Moli
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 9:25 am

    @Gypsy each and every week along with blubbering

  27. 27
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 9:33 am

    Girl is clearly depressed and needs some therapy and maybe meds. Not the BCG. But hey it makes for good TV, no?

    Thanks Moli!

  28. 28
    EastCoastHillz
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 10:52 am

    You cant like no one in the BGC cuz all of them do something stupid lol i say if you get into a lot of fights and you still at the house(aka J-Bloat and Rima) then you got your ass beat lol

  29. 29
    BoricuaOrgullo19
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    I agree with you -EastCoastHillz- , if you are able to stay at the house you evidently got your ass beat and the only thing you were good at was talking shit or falling for J-Bloat lies.

  30. 30
    shavonne
    Posted September 27, 2012 at 3:01 pm

    Andrea kicked butt then they had to jump her and she did not fall they some cowards then thier raceist every black girl they gang up on scary bitches bad bitches dont jump

  31. 31
    sangaby1993
    Posted October 14, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    what are those sweaters called i love them???

  32. 32
    littleMi$$
    Posted January 15, 2013 at 1:20 pm

    for all the girls that’s been in the bad girls club and has jumped someone…. yall are some straight up pussy’s and the directors are to too let it go down like that… yal need to learn how to fight one on one or keep your fucking mouth shut,,, pussy ass bitches. :)

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