Andrea tells Paul to have a good night and hangs up on him. The other girls cheer.
Everyone goes out to the club except for Rima.
At the club, Christina meets some old dude but tells him her name is Crystal. He asks her to dance and she asks if she can have a drink first. He tells her she can have anything she wants and produces a credit card.
Christina drinks from the bottle and tells us this is what it’s all about and you don’t have to be a whore to get what you want. She then proceeds to dance on a pole while this relic shoves money in her ass.
That’s seriously gross.
It’s so gross that J-Bloat can barely keep from puking. Finally we see eye to eye. As J-Bloat tries not to gag, Andrea agrees he looks like a creep but says he’s putting money in her shorts. Andrea also says, “Jersey ain’t stupid, she’s a hustler.” Ick. Hustle someone from a more recent decade.
Suddenly Andrea sees her boyfriend Paul and runs and sits in his lap. She tells him she’s not mad anymore but then gets up and goes back over to Mr. Creeps and Christina. Christina starts telling the girls to ask for drinks and Andrea starts dancing around Mr. Creeps as Paul watches. He is not amused and lets her know.
Do they have money?
Andrea yells at him to stop being drama right now. She tells him he can go socialize and then miss her for the rest of the night. She tells him to go talk to a basic bitch and he’s trying to make it all better but it ain’t working. She tells him to grow up and get over himself. He says same here. She leaves his ass at the club and tells us she’s tired of his whining and she’s gonna have a great time that has nothing to do with him.
Back at the house, Blondie tells Christina that her dude was old and ugly. She agrees but says he gave her $160 in US dollars. She says she doesn’t feel guilty all she did was dance and make money. J-Bloat tells her if she is bringing it up she feels a lil guilty. Fallen remarks that it’s whack.
J-Bloat tells us that Christina obviously has a poor opinion of herself to do that. I refuse to agree with her again.
Christina tells us that she is in a sad way right now and decides to call Ben. Drunk and crying. She asks Ben if he wants to hear what’s funny. Sure. And she slurs that it’s funny that he left her in August after 6 years. He catches on that she’s drunk and tries to talk her ass down but she screams into the phone and everyone in the house hears it.
She tells him this is why she is the way she is and asks him why he came back. He says because he loves her. She totally loses it and has destroyed the phone room and calls him a German Nazi motherfucker and hangs up.
All Christina can keep saying is that he is a Nazi. Blondie wants to know what he did and again Christina says he’s a German Nazi. Rima is pissed because Christina has once again trashed the place. Blondie tells Christina that she’s German and not a Nazi and Christina mumbles German Nazi.
Back to the phone room she goes and calls him back. Why he answered I do not know. Blondie follows her and tries to make her stop. Ben tells her that she is disrespecting him and all she does is start drama. She whines that he can yell all he wants.
Rima, Fallen and J-Bloat discuss Christina’s insanity and then J-Bloat tells us that she is the Queen of Schemes. She then tells Rima about Christina hiding her wallet. And that she put water in her foundation. Rima says she told her Mobama did it(she did). J-Bloat tells us everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie and if she can get Christina and Rima to fight, Christina will go home. She then claims that Christina said that they needed to go harder on Rima, cut to the episode where Christina is saying the exact opposite. J-Bloat swears on her mother that everything she’s saying is true. Fallen joins in and now Rima is in revenge mode.
The next morning Andrea tells Christina what all she did. She doesn’t remember and wants to know what “upsetted” her. Andrea laughs that she has no idea.
Rima talks to Blondie and tells her that Christina has been lying and acting innocent and trying to make her believe she was a good guy. She tells Blondie about the makeup.
Julie’s not alone……….
Tis the Season of The Bloat.
Blondie asks if Rima is sure. She is and she is gonna confront her.