Bad Girls Club Recap: Mexican Meltdown

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By Cherie | Wednesday, August 22, 2012 | 7:00 am | 32 Comments
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Andrea tells Paul to have a good night and hangs up on him. The other girls cheer.

Everyone goes out to the club except for Rima.

At the club, Christina meets some old dude but tells him her name is Crystal. He asks her to dance and she asks if she can have a drink first. He tells her she can have anything she wants and produces a credit card.

Sure!

Christina drinks from the bottle and tells us this is what it’s all about and you don’t have to be a whore to get what you want. She then proceeds to dance on a pole while this relic shoves money in her ass.

That’s seriously gross.

It’s so gross that J-Bloat can barely keep from puking. Finally we see eye to eye. As J-Bloat tries not to gag, Andrea agrees he looks like a creep but says he’s putting money in her shorts. Andrea also says, “Jersey ain’t stupid, she’s a hustler.” Ick. Hustle someone from a more recent decade.

Suddenly Andrea sees her boyfriend Paul and runs and sits in his lap. She tells him she’s not mad anymore but then gets up and goes back over to Mr. Creeps and Christina. Christina starts telling the girls to ask for drinks and Andrea starts dancing around Mr. Creeps as Paul watches. He is not amused and lets her know.

Do they have money?

Andrea yells at him to stop being drama right now. She tells him he can go socialize and then miss her for the rest of the night. She tells him to go talk to a basic bitch and he’s trying to make it all better but it ain’t working. She tells him to grow up and get over himself. He says same here. She leaves his ass at the club and tells us she’s tired of his whining and she’s gonna have a great time that has nothing to do with him.

Back at the house, Blondie tells Christina that her dude was old and ugly. She agrees but says he gave her $160 in US dollars. She says she doesn’t feel guilty all she did was dance and make money. J-Bloat tells her if she is bringing it up she feels a lil guilty. Fallen remarks that it’s whack.

J-Bloat tells us that Christina obviously has a poor opinion of herself to do that. I refuse to agree with her again.

Christina tells us that she is in a sad way right now and decides to call Ben. Drunk and crying. She asks Ben if he wants to hear what’s funny. Sure. And she slurs that it’s funny that he left her in August after 6 years. He catches on that she’s drunk and tries to talk her ass down but she screams into the phone and everyone in the house hears it.

She tells him this is why she is the way she is and asks him why he came back. He says because he loves her. She totally loses it and has destroyed the phone room and calls him a German Nazi motherfucker and hangs up.

Nice decor.

All Christina can keep saying is that he is a Nazi. Blondie wants to know what he did and again Christina says he’s a German Nazi. Rima is pissed because Christina has once again trashed the place. Blondie tells Christina that she’s German and not a Nazi and Christina mumbles German Nazi.

Back to the phone room she goes and calls him back. Why he answered I do not know. Blondie follows her and tries to make her stop. Ben tells her that she is disrespecting him and all she does is start drama. She whines that he can yell all he wants.

Rima, Fallen and J-Bloat discuss Christina’s insanity and then J-Bloat tells us that she is the Queen of Schemes. She then tells Rima about Christina hiding her wallet. And that she put water in her foundation. Rima says she told her Mobama did it(she did). J-Bloat tells us everything that comes out of her mouth is a lie and if she can get Christina and Rima to fight, Christina will go home. She then claims that Christina said that they needed to go harder on Rima, cut to the episode where Christina is saying the exact opposite. J-Bloat swears on her mother that everything she’s saying is true. Fallen joins in and now Rima is in revenge mode.

The next morning Andrea tells Christina what all she did. She doesn’t remember and wants to know what “upsetted” her. Andrea laughs that she has no idea.

Rima talks to Blondie and tells her that Christina has been lying and acting innocent and trying to make her believe she was a good guy. She tells Blondie about the makeup.

Julie’s not alone……….

Tis the Season of The Bloat.

Blondie asks if Rima is sure. She is and she is gonna confront her.

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32 Comments

  1. 1
    jerseyj
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 10:37 am

    ugh, I cannot stand Julie the Hutt! I don’t know why these dumbasses keep falling for her tricks. yeah, Christina has issues, but she clearly didn’t do any of the stuff Rima is mad at her for.

    I loved the “you don’t have to be a slut” comment Christina made, right before she writhed all over that pole for Mr. Creepy. Um, if that’ s not being a slut, what is?

    Also, it occurred to met that other than Andrea, no one has brought home a guy this season! I’m guessing it has something to do with the men of Mexico not wanting to hump these manatees, but still…what good is a bad girls house without some slutting it up?

    Lastly, Fallen’s “I’m from the city, I don’t do this” made me laugh….that girl is from Springfield, VA not DC. Springfield is the suburbs, and not very nice ones at that!

  2. 2
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 10:46 am

    I too had to laugh at the pole hopping. So pathetic.

    I have to say though, I think Christina stands out as crazier this season b/c relatively she is. But put her in a house with Flo or Leah or Char or really anyone she’d be right up there. This season they seem to love to fight and make up.
    I find it very unusual.

    LOL, Manatees? Jerseyj don’t insult the Manatees…Please! ;-)

  3. 3
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 10:55 am

    I can’t wait for the reunion. Someone has to punch Julie in the face.

  4. 4
    labowner
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 11:50 am

    Classy I hope the all do.

  5. 5
    labowner
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 11:50 am

    Argh – they

  6. 6
    Enrique's Mole
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 12:57 pm

    How long had Andrea been there – a couple days – and she already had to have her boyfriend there? Weak.

    I was sort of rooting for Rima when she was getting bullied, but now that she’s eating what Julie the Hut (shout out, jerseyj) is feeding her, I hope she gets her ass handed to her. Can’t wait for Hobama to slammed too. Looks like it’s coming from the previews. Yay, Christmas in August!!!

  7. 7
    keebler elf
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 1:58 pm

    @classy drunk

    they had the reunion last week but i dont know if people on here want me to post spoilers on who fought who

  8. 8
    featherhead
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 2:56 pm

    @keebler elf – Jumping up and down – I DO, I DO!! But I guess I have to kind to others, Damn it… :)

  9. 9
    featherhead
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 2:57 pm

    BE kind to others.

  10. 10
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 5:52 pm

    OOOOhhhhh I wanna know who hit who!!!! In great detail! But I’ll wait for the reunion, sigh. Someone has to beat the crap outta Julie. It’s a must.

  11. 11
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 6:05 pm

    Ugh… Anyway to appease everyone….spoiler alert warning?

  12. 12
    Cheergirl
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 7:19 pm

    Put it in an old post and whoever wants to see will go look? Someone did it for dance moms before.

    And I hope Rima feels really dumb for believing the girls who tortured her. I guess all she ever wanted was to be one of them not to be better than/above them… eh sounds like most teenage girls. They hate getting bullied but they don’t mind being cool with the bullies and participating. (yes they’re not teenagers but they act like it).

    This group is very hard to like.

  13. 13
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 7:33 pm

    Good idea Cheergirl….

  14. 14
    keebler elf
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 8:34 pm

    http://www.tvgasm.com/recaps/bad-girls-club-reunion-part-2-2.html#comment-347012

  15. 15
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted August 22, 2012 at 10:23 pm

    Thanks Keebler, now I can’t wait to see the reunion!!! Thanks to all for reading and here’s to hoping this season gets even more cray cray !!

  16. 16
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 4:41 am

    Thanks Keebler. Did these girls not know their show was being filmed in Cabo? If you don’t want to get in shape at the very least you can find a flattering swimsuit. As cute as Blondie is, she cannot continue walking around in that two piece.

  17. 17
    Enrique's Mole
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 6:07 am

    Good stuff, thanks, Elf!

  18. 18
    Enrique's Mole
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 6:08 am

    Good stuff, thanks, Elf! If true, I can’t wait for the reunion…

  19. 19
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 10:25 am

    Thanks for the spoiler Elf. Even looking back through the reunion those betches were so much better looking and badder than the ones we have now.

    I hate to say this but I agree those girls can look good in swimwear they just need better suits.

    Whoever said this cast is hard to like is right but, the beatdowns and flip outs are worth it compared to what else is on this summer.

  20. 20
    featherhead
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 10:32 am

    Awesome – Thank you Keebler Elf!!

  21. 21
    labowner
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 11:06 am

    Wow. If I heard J-bloat call the house her “chocolate” factory, I would beat the every living shit out of her.

  22. 22
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted August 23, 2012 at 8:43 pm

    Most everything J-Bloat says makes me want to beat the crap out of her. I thought since I hated her from the start, at some point I’d end up liking her. Pretty sure that ain’t gonna happen.

  23. 23
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted August 27, 2012 at 1:54 pm

    Ummm why does Rima keep starting fights but continuing to get beat up. So your threats to beat someone’s ass mean nothing.

  24. 24
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 8:57 am

    Rima is one of those bitches who thinks she can fight and even when she gets her ass handed to her she believes she won. What’s the word I’m looking for…oh yeah, the bitch is DELUSIONAL!

  25. 25
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 9:08 am

    So sad I missed last night! I’ll have to catch up today for the recap but lemme guess Rima got a smackdown?

  26. 26
    Moli Moli
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 9:25 am

    @Gypsy each and every week along with blubbering

  27. 27
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 9:33 am

    Girl is clearly depressed and needs some therapy and maybe meds. Not the BCG. But hey it makes for good TV, no?

    Thanks Moli!

  28. 28
    EastCoastHillz
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 10:52 am

    You cant like no one in the BGC cuz all of them do something stupid lol i say if you get into a lot of fights and you still at the house(aka J-Bloat and Rima) then you got your ass beat lol

  29. 29
    BoricuaOrgullo19
    Posted September 25, 2012 at 3:45 pm

    I agree with you -EastCoastHillz- , if you are able to stay at the house you evidently got your ass beat and the only thing you were good at was talking shit or falling for J-Bloat lies.

  30. 30
    shavonne
    Posted September 27, 2012 at 3:01 pm

    Andrea kicked butt then they had to jump her and she did not fall they some cowards then thier raceist every black girl they gang up on scary bitches bad bitches dont jump

  31. 31
    sangaby1993
    Posted October 14, 2012 at 1:33 pm

    what are those sweaters called i love them???

  32. 32
    littleMi$$
    Posted January 15, 2013 at 1:20 pm

    for all the girls that’s been in the bad girls club and has jumped someone…. yall are some straight up pussy’s and the directors are to too let it go down like that… yal need to learn how to fight one on one or keep your fucking mouth shut,,, pussy ass bitches. :)

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