The other twits, J-Bloat, Fallen and Mobama have decided to go paddle boarding. Fallen tells us she lives in the city, they don’t do shit like this. They all fall off almost immediately and then head back home.
At the house the girls are getting ready and Christina asks Rima for some mascara. Rima ignores her. Christina tells us Rima is obviously mad but never says anything to her face so she doesn’t care.
Off they go. Drinky drinky, dancy dancy. They return home and Andrea is crying about her boyfriend and J-Bloat and Mobama move in for the kill. I mean they go outside to be helpful friends.
Be afraid Andrea.
These two try to suddenly be her BFF’s and she tells them that they just didn’t take the time to get to know her and now her guard is up with them. J-Bloat tells us she is not a warm and fuzzy person. No shit? She tells her it took time for her to warm up to Mobama. Mobama then tells Andrea that she thinks she judged them first and that Andrea didn’t give them a chance……what?
Andrea decides to give the hens the benefit of the doubt. Whatever.
In the house Rima asks Mobama who really put water in her makeup. Mobama stays silent even though she knows she did it and lets Rima keep believing it was Christina. Rima is getting more and more heated and decides tonight might be the night to kick Christina’s ass.
She goes outside and asks Christina to get the paddles for her boat out of the pool. Christina does so as Rima watches from inside. Rima decides to keep picking at Christina until she blows. It doesn’t take long. As Rima, Fallen and Blondie are sitting in the boat in the pool, Christina comes over and basically asks her what her problem is.
You don’t wanna fuck with me right now dawg.
Christina tells her if she’s a grown ass woman she’ll “say suntin” to her face. J-Bloat his rubbing her chubby little hands together with glee. As Rima starts in about her makeup Blondie gets the hell outta the boat. Christina calls Rima a punk ass bitch and Rima crawls out of the pool and they get in each others faces yelling “What you gonna do?” “What YOU gonna do?” There’s a little shoving and as Rima keeps saying “Fuck me up”, Christina clocks her.
That’s for real gonna leave a mark.
Now let’s pull each others hair…
To be continued……………..
That’s it for this week!
Love & Smooches,
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