Stephanie is pissed and feels played. Ya think? I knew I’d seen that scrawny fucker before.
Someone’s got some splaining to do.
Stephanie goes back to Mr. Tattles and demands he get the fucker on the phone. He tries to act like he doesn’t know his number but will get it from a friend. Once on the phone Stephanie lets him know he’s a shady fuck and should have told her he had been on tv before. He tries to play the “talk to me with dignity” shit but she’s not having it and hangs up on his groupie ass. Then she proceeds to tell Mr. Tattles aka Devin from Love Games 4 that she told Andre everything and she’s a lesbian and that will never happen again. Then she gets butt fuck drunk.
In case you were wondering what that is…………
Once Stephanie makes it back in the house, she explains that Andre is a liar and he’s dead to her. DEAD! Valentina on the other hand explains to her that he never disrespected her or anyone in the house. Shannon points out that he even came over like a man with bottles and food and bought groceries. Really ladies? That’s how low the bar has been set? Never mind that he most likely is playing her to get on tv otherwise he would have told her from the start that he was on Love Games. Yeah fuck all that, he has food stamps, keep his ass around.
In other news, who wants to guess which girls crotch this fell out of?
It’s a new day and Nikki is running around singing and all happy because they are all gonna go get their nails done and get beautiful. Then she slips and falls on her ass. Priceless.
Shannon takes this opportunity to yap about killing people with kindness and not showing that she’s vulnerable because then that would make her vulnerable. I wish she would just stop speaking altogether.
Andre calls Stephanie and tries to talk all sexy but she acts cold but in the end agrees for him to come over so they can talk. Before he gets there she tells us he’s an idiot and immature and a liar.
Meanwhile Shrek and Valentina have decided that Shannon is a strong bitch and they respect her. Yay. Off to the nail place where Nikki can’t quit giggling because her nappy ass feet are ticklish. After showing the snot picture last week I’ll refrain from showing a picture of her gnarled up toes. You’re welcome.
A small argument breaks out because Nikki wants to go to Dive Bar and Valentina and Paula don’t feel like it. Nikki keeps whining about how she’s not gonna go out alone because she’s not a loser. Valentina tells us that Nikki needs to not go up against the main bitch, that being her, doesn’t she remember what happened to Janae? Yes we all do. It took 2 of you twats to send a scared out of her element most likely mentally impaired girl home. So what’s your point?
In the car after leaving Cocanails, Nikki keeps yapping to Paula and Stephanie about Valentina yelling at her but she’s not gonna talk about it no more because it doesn’t matter and zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Paula tells us Nikki needs to learn some self control and when to pick her battles. That might be the first thing that made sense this entire episode.
In the other car, Valentina is talking shit about Nikki and Shrek thinks Nikki will pop off tonight. Valentina says, and I quote, “I will knock her black ass out, her white ass whatever.”
Back at the house, Andre arrives to smooth things over. He tells Stephanie he fucked up but his feelings haven’t changed.
That’s right. Give him the cold shoulder.
She explains he should have told her and he agrees but said he didn’t have time. He then asks what he’s supposed to do and before long has talked his way back into her good graces. She tells us he’s not what she wants. He’s just Mr. Right Now.
He stands up and shouts “I fucked up.” She tells him to get on his knees and he does. It’s actually cute. I don’t want it to be cute but it is. Sue me I’m getting tired and vulnerable!
Elsewhere in the house Nikki decides to apologize to Valentina,Shrek and who the hell ever about being whiny. She tells them her Mom reminded her that she gets that way. Shrek tells us that Nikki talks to her Mom every 3 minutes and would not be surprised if she calls her every time she shits. To which her Mom probably asks if she wiped. The bitch made a funny but I refuse to laugh because I hate her. Talk to me next week. Maybe I’ll like her then.
Valentina has decided that Nikki has no self confidence and has lost all cool points with her. Boo fucking hoo.
By the way if you were wondering whether or not Stephanie forgave Andre…………..
I believe she’s “forgiving” his lil’ fireman as we speak.
After the “forgiving” is over he leaves and yet again we are treated to one of Nikki’s I am learning so much about myself zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. SHUT UP. Seriously bitch call Dr.Phil. Or Dr. Kevorkian, wait is he still alive? Anyway Paula jumps in to this bullshit session and says this is a learning experience. She’s learning about herself. Ya know what else is a learning experience? Throwing yourself off a fucking bridge. Just saying.
After a discussion of what cooter tastes like(not kidding), Nikki, Stephanie and Paula head out to Dive Bar. In the limo Nikki claims she can go out and have a good time without drinking but then when she does drink she doesn’t know when to stop. I think they call that alcoholism. I would look it up but I’m too drunk to read small print.
The girls have a blast at Dive Bar while back at home, Valentina,Shrek and Shannon are playing grab ass. Really.
Once back home, Nikki is about to piss herself and runs half naked into the house. Since all three are drunk and loud they wake up Queen Valentina. She is not pleased. In fact she proclaims that they are, “White boy wasted.” What the hell does that mean?
Suddenly you hear a scream and glass breaking. It seems that Nikki saw a naked Shannon and her dinner plate sized nipples and dropped her drink.
Even her smilies are crooked.