Bad Girls Club Recap: Molly-Whopped

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By Cherie | Friday, February 1, 2013 | 4:04 pm | 21 Comments
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There is glass everywhere and Paula tells us she has never seen nipples that big anywhere ever in her life. While everyone else is laughing about Shannon’s pacifier shaped nipples, Shrek is pissed because of the broken glass.

Stick some double sided tape on Shannon’s nips and let her bob for shards.

Shrek tells us she has a scar on her leg from glass and it’s not funny. Yeah it is. She then goes and gets a broom and tells Nikki it’s not the Babysitter’s Club and Nikki tries to tell her to fuck off but Shrek tells her she’s too drunk to clean it up. So shut up and clean the shit up OR don’t walk in that area and wait until the drunk bitch sobers up and make her do it.

By this time most of the girls are trying to tell Nikki she’s drunk as fuck but she continues to argue. This is going bad quick. Ok at this point Nikki should shut up and go to bed and not make me defend Shrek. BUT Shrek is trying to clean the mess up and Nikki is still yelling at her. Know when to quit dingbat.
Nikki tries to drink some more and Paula takes it out of her hand. Valentina tells her she’s drunk and still she argues. And then they are in each others faces and BAM!

Are they rubbing elbows?

Weave snatching!!!!

Before security breaks them up it looks like Nikki actually gets a few shots in but I’m thinking she had an ass whooping coming. What say you guys?

Until next week,
Love & Smooches,
Cherie

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Cherie's bio consists of being basically one of the few not inbred to live in the great state of Georgia. (She looks forward to your letters) She's married. Again. She's old enough to have good sense but just doesn't seem to yet. And she likes crappy shows where she can make fun of people more screwed up than her.

21 Comments

  1. 1
    labowner
    Posted February 1, 2013 at 6:07 pm

    They should have set up a fake Love Games at the house and then had Andre come over.

    Seemed like lots of foreshadowing going on with Shrek and Valentina.

    Is that Nikki’s blonde hair from the previews or is that the new girl getting into a fight? Looks like Nikki got some Molly Whooping in on Valentina.

    I want to see Shannon get into a fight to watch the security guards try and pull her off. Not sure why Shannon is not trying to run the house since she is such a bad ass or that is what she claims.

  2. 2
    PJSparkle
    Posted February 1, 2013 at 8:57 pm

    “Even the sniles are lopsided.” Classic! I literally lol’d at this.

  3. 3
    Liz
    Posted February 1, 2013 at 11:13 pm

    I really liked Valentina at first, but now I think she’s pretty lame. I mean, Shannon lobs a seriously offensive insult at her and she does nothing. Janae is boring and so she gets big and bad and bullies her? Whatevs.

  4. 4
    thespiral
    Posted February 2, 2013 at 12:39 am

    I hate to say this because she looks like five day old roadkill, but Nikki is the only bad girl in the house. She’s not fake, she’s not a bully, and she has her 0wn mind and fights her own battles rather than jumping chicks like a coward.

  5. 5
    Lo
    Posted February 2, 2013 at 8:43 am

    Andre was also on Tool Academy on VH1 (don’t ask me how I know…)

  6. 6
    thespiral
    Posted February 2, 2013 at 11:07 am

    I like Paula and Stephanie too. Paula seems very real and down-to-earth, and Stephanie is hot and doesn’t get involved with any drama (although I could live without her ass hanging out constantly.) Shannon is fake as hell and the Kunta Kinte comment was out of line, but I see her sticking around in the house since she seems smarter than the other girls and fakery is usually rewarded on this show. Alicia and Valentina are weak-ass mean girls. Dumping food on a chick who’s already leaving and then jumping her for no reason? That’s basic. I predict they’ll turn on each other as soon as they run into someone who isn’t intimidated by their played out act (I’m guessing Nikki or Shannon.)

  7. 7
    kdognatl
    Posted February 2, 2013 at 12:37 pm

    HILARIOUS recap Cherie!!

  8. 8
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 6:47 am

    LOL @Cherie, the “white boy wasted” comment just basically equates to black out drunk.
    from Urban Dictionary, white boy wasted = the highest level of being fucked up. done mostly by white teenage kids with alcohol and/or other drugs.

    But I did love Shrek a little bit when she invoked Ann M. Martin and the Babysitter’s Club. At least we can curb the intelligence jokes since she at least has a fourth grade reading level.

  9. 9
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 3:25 pm

    I saw this article about BGC 11 online this afternoon and the only thing I could think of is more Cherie! (hopefully!)

    http://vh1access.blogspot.com/2013/02/other-reality-news-bad-girls-club-11.html

  10. 10
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 4:09 pm

    @Derek every season I expect flipit to tell me they have pulled the plug on BGC! We’re only 3 eps in and they are already filming season 11? LOL we sure do love our skanks!
    PS
    Thanks for the ego boost!

  11. 11
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 4:17 pm

    Ratchet is an adjective, not a noun. It’s also a word I wish would go away.. It’s been around for years, but became mainstream these past few months with the suburban crowd and I’m tired of hearing it. In other news, Lady Gaga called her ex-assistant a hoodrat last week. Interesting.

    Y’all wanna laugh? I was on the BGC imdb page (don’t ask) and this thread was started by someone who dated Andre Parr, Stephanie’s beau. Peep her post as she puts him on blizzast!:

    “I *really* hope she’s careful with Dre P, I know him personally, is an actor, wannabe rapper, has herpes, is addicted to cocaine, has resorted to smoking a crack cocaine when the “expensive” stuff isn’t available, his penis is ashy and has bumps all over it AND looks like Alf’s snout, his ignorant motto is “only white folks use condoms”. He was Tool Academy (beat his girlfriend Leah during their relationship), was on Bad Girls Club/Love Games 4, is a mediocre wannabe rapper, dated Hot Wingz from Real Chance Of Love (beat her during their relationship), and dated Kendra James from Bad Girls Club 4 (she won’t confirm or deny any abuse, so can’t say for sure), and Stephanie (current BGC 10 stripper) and Andre are officially a couple now. All I have to say girl is make him get an STD test and the second he lays his hands on you, no second chances !!!! ”

    haha!! Here’s the link to the entire thread convo..she goes into more detail..
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0914829/board/nest/209933125?ref_=tt_bd_1

  12. 12
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 5:59 pm

    @sarcasatire, I think I’d be more worried about my STD count than my ashy penis after dating a down low slut like Kendra, a woman who still refers to herself by a Super Bowl food item, and a pretend lesbian when no dick is around.

  13. 13
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted February 3, 2013 at 8:50 pm

    @Derek: STDs might be the last thing on his mind, according to the girl’s post. To paraphrase, they were about to get it in and she reached in her bag for a condom and he said he didn’t use those. He said he was “clean” and “only white people have STDs.”

    An excerpt: “And to use the most bizarre, ignorant excuse also that “only white folks have STDs, you and I are ‘fam’ (I’m half black, half Swedish)… even the fam[ily] comment was creepy and made me think of incest LOL. I’m sure plenty of low self esteemed girls let him do it raw dog all the time, and I wouldn’t be surprised if he has a serious STD that can’t be cured with medication… it looked f!cked up !!!! ”

    My captcha code is “Keep What’s Yours.” As in stop spreading those STDs, Andre!

  14. 14
    labowner
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 9:50 am

    Thespiral – I love that Nikki admitted she wasn’t very smart.

    Oh I wonder if we will get a guest spot from Lea when they are filming in Miami?

    Yuck on Andre and the ashy, bump covered dick.

    Have we reached reality tv saturation since we are seeing so many of the same faces pop up in other places?

  15. 15
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 12:46 pm

    When I read that article all I could think of was the pic I posted of Stephanie UNDER the covers obviously snarfling Andre’s ashy, bumpy, herpes laden Alf snout. Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag!

  16. 16
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 4:37 pm

    That’s what she gets for doing it in the dark. *phaedra voice* “Everybody knows the first time is always with the lights on.”

  17. 17
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 5:10 pm

    When is someone going to stand up to the bully? I hate bullies.

  18. 18
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted February 4, 2013 at 5:26 pm

    Which bully are we talking about?

  19. 19
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted February 5, 2013 at 7:03 am

    Any bully on BGC? That’s what a real “bad bitch” would do. And would take the ass wooping if need be. A bad girl would be the strongest girl in the room and could take on the strongest. I guess because these girls are young and haven’t yet figured that out. Although…I’m pretty sure I was defending people who were picked on in high school so forget that theory…

  20. 20
    wow
    Posted February 5, 2013 at 12:23 pm

    Its like Alicia and Valentina are trying to be this year’s Julie and Fallon…And failing at it I must add!

  21. 21
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted February 5, 2013 at 12:25 pm

    I was so obsessed with Mr. AshyBumpyDick the girls had gone right out of my mind! Although he qualifies as a bully too according to that article and his woman beating tendencies. Shrek and Valentina are big ass bullies who as someone earlier said will hopefully turn on each other soon. The only good thing about a bully is watching them get kicked in the ass and then crying about it.

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