When we left off last week, The Twats and Erica were about to go at it. Security stepped in before anything could actually happen but while all the screaming was going down Tanisha decided to have a snack.
I’m surprised Amy still has an arm.
When things finally settle down Tanisha asks Gia and Erica why they flip flopped so much over their friendships with the Twats. Erica says that Gia had a connection with Dani and she had a connection with Gabi and then they would fight, miss each other, start hanging around each other again and etc. They especially enjoyed tormenting Larry together.
Tanisha then turns to Mimi and asks about the Mars necklace and asks her why was it so special and was it real gold? Laughs all around because you know that thing was plastic. Mimi says it was her shit and nobody should have been touching it.
Tanisha states that nobody’s shit was safe this season. What season was there that anyone’s was? Cut to scenes of Mars being broken and the night that The Twats and Erica decided to lock the others out and Mimi lost her mind. She didn’t know that Erica was in on that and that it was her idea and is pissed. Erica claims to not remember most of it to which Dani says, “Bullshit!”. Erica apologizes……..whaaaaaa?
Tanisha asks Elease if after watching that footage she trusts Erica and Gia. Elease says ,”I was born at night but not last night.” Oh jeez.
Tanisha tells Erica that at first she wasn’t a fan of hers. Erica says, “That’s ok I’m a fan of myself.” SHUT UP. Tanisha goes on to say that after watching her and seeing that she stopped tormenting Elease and even bought her a bed was dope. She then goes on to talk about Erica’s life story and that that shit was real and she understands and she can see her and she now likes her. To which Erica starts wahhh wahhh wahhhhhhhhhhhing.
I’m so misunderstood!
Mimi runs over to hug her and Gabi chimes in with the fact that they used to have heart to heart talks but then Erica would use that shit against her. Erica said she didn’t do that until she started hearing things about the Twins. Tanisha wants to know if everything is squashed now? Gabi says it was so long ago it doesn’t even matter. Elease says she’ll say hello to them (who was talking to her?) if she sees them on the street. Gia jumps in and says the Twats say that shit now but as soon as they leave they will be blowing up Twitter with trash talk. They deny it but Mimi and Elease agree with Gia.
Tanisha changes the subject to the Bad Girl that was happy to see the Twats get their asses handed to them even if she couldn’t be there to see it. Out comes Jenna.
Hey Christine, stop eyeballing the goods.
Tanisha tells her she thought she was a bad ass and wishes she would have stayed. Jenna says that she wasn’t raised by a bunch of Neanderthals and she’s thoroughly embarrassed to be a part of season 8. Gia takes offense and starts spitting fire and tells her she was no better than they were.
Seriously, wtf is wrong with her face?
Jenna also calls them train wrecks and Gabi says none of them were perfect. Gia is saying some bullshit and Jenna calls her a trash bag and says her mother should have swallowed that load. Hahahahahahaa!
Amy notices that Gia has that look and Gia is steadily taking her shoes off. Jenna claims she’s not doing the “fighting thing” and Gia tells her she better stop disrespecting her. Gia stands up and acts like she’s going to do something and then sits, or falls back in her seat. The audience boos. Tanisha says she don’t know nothing about loads of anything but laundry lol.
Tanisha tells Jenna that if she had stayed she and Amy would have gotten into a lot of trouble together. Cut to the many scenes of Jenna kissing a dude and falling through a door, making too much noise. Then losing her shit on everyone including Amy.
After the clip Tanisha asks her wtf she was doing taking on the whole house? She says she doesn’t know and that before she came here she had a serious job as a social worker and life was so serious that she just thought this was going to be fun and it so was not. Gia cracks up. Jenna shouts back that yes indeed she was a social worker and ran a homeless shelter. Tanisha seems shocked that she would leave her job for the BGC but then says she understands it was a life experience.
Dani stops staring at herself in the monitor long enough to add that Jenna claimed she was a social worker, then said she was a make up artist. Tanisha says so? Maybe she was both. In this economy you have to do what you have to do. In other words shut your dong hole bitch.
Tanisha now smells blood in the water and asks Dani and Gabi if their real reason for hating Jenna was because she got a guy and they couldn’t. Haha!
Flabby, oops I mean Gabi says she was a prude and didn’t want a guy! Well then what was the beef? Gabi says she was annoying. Dani says disrespectful but then adds it shouldn’t have gotten as far as it did. Gabi jumps in and says that the next day Jenna attacked her once she told her her weave was in the pool. Jenna says, “Don’t touch a bitch’s weave.”
Tanisha then hangs her head and has a moment of silence for the weave lol. They all go around talking about how important weaves are and the audience is cracking up. Amy says she went through, “so much weave on that show.”
Who let Dina Lohan in?
Jenna basically claims she doesn’t remember that night or kissing that guy and it scared her so much that she quit drinking for 2 whole months. Gabi goes into Oprah mode and says when you see yourself on tv you start seeing that you need to work on this and that. She then says she was a “freakin’ hefty little SpongeBob on that show.” Tanisha points out that that’s not what matters, it’s what’s inside. As they all agree Gia says some of them are fine the way they are and don’t need to work on anything. Tanisha snaps at her to give her something, she can’t be that cold. Gia’s normal response? I don’t regret shit. Blackout drunks usually don’t since they can’t remember anything.
Jenna tries to explain that she doesn’t judge people and she gets cut off by Gia snarling about how they all judged her when she walked in wearing that outfit. Tanisha says,” Gia, yes you walked in naked of course they were gonna judge you.” Gia says so what, she can wear whatever she wants. Tanisha says yes you can but they can judge her for it also. I wish she’d pass out.
Tanisha changes the subject to sex. Gabi says to leave her out she cannot even talk about that shit. Tanisha says she knows cause she didn’t get any action. She then turns to Elease and says she got some attention from a dude named Master P. Elease tells her it was nothing because she had a man……Tanisha is all HOLD UP!
Does your man know you a ho?
Cut to a clip of Elease straddling Master P and saying they were in love and shit. Elease keeps saying it was just flirting and Tanisha says she was flirting with his pee pee. For no reason Gia jumps in and says, “Who cares whatever.” What is that girl on? Elease is still with her man and they just grow stronger every day. To which Gabi has this reaction.
For the first time in history, I agree.
Tanisha goes into let’s start some shit mode and asks Chlamydia what she thought. She says if you have a man you shouldn’t be straddling another guy and then call her a groupie and say she sucks dick for red bottoms. Chlamydia then goes on to accuse Mimi and Elease of constantly saying they just want to be with a basketball player and they don’t care if they get cheated on as long as they get a baller. Mimi is pissed and completely denies this shit and so does Elease. Back and forth they go until Chlamydia throws a blue pillow at Elease, Elease throws it back and then Chlamydia is on her feet and Elease is on her back kicking like a crazy woman.
Does anyone on this show wear drawers?
Security rushes in, Tanisha gets the hell outta dodge and as Chlamydia is being pulled away she throws her shoe at Elease. Just when you think it’s over Chlamydia breaks free(shocker) and is on top of Elease again but it’s behind the stage and their are security people everywhere and FINALLY they manage to pull Chlamydia off and away.. More running of the mouth and then as Chlamydia is going offstage Tanisha notices a band aid on her leg and Chlamydia says it’s nothing but a boo boo to a boo boo. Okie dokie.
Chlamydia comes back and Tanisha asks her if she’s good, she is. Is Elease ok, yes. Then Chlamydia says her weave is over there somewhere. That’s why Elease never has any marks on her because all Chlamydia does is pull bitches hair out.
We now move along to Amy who basically broke up with her boyfriend Jake so she could be on the show. We see clips of the fake wedding and her getting nasty with some dude. Tanisha asks her if she and Jake are together again and she says yes 100%. They aren’t engaged but she has picked out a ring and given Jake the serial number so he’ll know what to buy. She says he knows everything and has seen everything but thinks the shower scene with Chlamydia will bother him more than anything because she and Chlamydia were going, “full on.”
The Twats and Chlamydia all agree that Amy was in love with Jake and did the right thing by breaking up with him before coming out there so she could get things out of her system.
Tanisha asks Jenna why she thinks she and Amy got all the dudes. She says maybe it’s the boobs and the bodyliciousness. And their weird personalities. Dani looks like she smells ass. Then Amy says that they were very social and sometimes the twins would think the dudes were ugly and wouldn’t speak to them but she and Jenna would take shots with them and just have fun.
Tanisha starts to ask Jenna to hand out some advice and Dani jumps in and says she has no problems getting guys outside the clubs and Gabi says who would want to meet someone in a club anyway. Jenna says you can meet love anywhere and then Gabi says her Mom and dad met in a club and fell in love making Tanisha look like her head would explode.
Tanisha turns back to Erica and says that she has been with guys and girls and is “bout that life” but not when she was in the house. Why? Erica says she was homesick and missed her man and she had been searching for something for nothing when she had everything she wanted all along.
Dani starts some shit and says Erica is acting like she was so homesick and in love but she was always trying to get with someone and talking about Romeo and she obviously has blank blank (I believe she said stank pussy)and she’s ugly and her chin is huge….Erica wants to know why they are so worried about her and that Dani has no body. Gabi says something about Erica running her mouth and Erica tells her she actually missed her as a friend and only had a problem with Dani. Dani keeps running her mouth and suddenly Gabi is telling her to shut UP.
After a little help from Tanisha Gabi and Erica hug. And I think Dani is going to lose her shit. Tanisha tells Dani to wipe that look off her face. Dani says fuck you to Gabi and Gabi explains that Dani will be mad for a while. Erica says she actually has love for Gabi and Dani starts running her mouth again causing Gabi to stomp her feet and yell,”SHUT THE FUCK UP DANI!
Damn she even scared the skinhead in the audience.
Gabi continues by saying that they all did the same shit to each other and they are there and they are grown ass women and Dani says she doesn’t care and pouts her ass offstage.
Gabi follows her as Tanisha says that’s the problem with Twitter and Facebook and you should think before tweet. Gia keeps yapping about how the next time she’s at an event she’s just gonna fuck somebody up. Hello, why wait, get your drunk ass up and do it now. Ugh.
Dani and Gabi are out in the hallway with Dani acting like a baby and Gabi telling her she’s being ridiculous.
Back inside Tanisha turns her attention to Gia and her fling with Matt. Cut to the clips of drunk ass Gia beating on his ass. Turns out that they did have a relationship but he wouldn’t buy her anything so she had to cut him loose. He still hits her up from time to time though.
Backstage the Twats are still at it and I am so sick of these two my head hurts. Finally they come back out and Gabi says Dani will be mad for a while but they will be fine. Dani has a shitty look on and Tanisha tells her not to be looking at her sideways. Dani says she just thought that was fake and Gabi says that everyone knows her sister comes first and at the end of the day it’s time for all of them to move on from BGC and get on with their lives. Tanisha explains to Dani that they may be twins but they are DIFFERENT people.
Tanisha then asks Amy who was harder to get along with and she actually says Gabi. She and Dani were more alike. Elease says Dani was harder to get along with. Tanisha turns back to Erica and asks her what was up with Chris not being supportive of her on the show. It turns out he thought the show was ratchet and he didn’t like it. Yet he dates HER? LOL.
Oh sweet Lord now Tanisha moves on to Erica and her rapping. They show the clips and I’m surprised my computer didn’t shut down again. When they show her rapping, Erica starts singing along…….
Make IT STOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!
Luckily Erica claims it was a fun HOBBY. Jenna doesn’t look impressed but the others besides Dani, seemed to be. Gia says the people at the club were enjoying it and they were making it drizzle, not rain but drizzle.
Tanisha then makes the mistake of asking Gia and Amy to show her some of their moves. They take turns backing their asses up to Tanisha and Amy ends up grabbing her boob as Gia is humping Erica.
Beware what you ask for.
Oh look, dog on dog action!
Tanisha next asks if they would do the show again. Amy says no. Mimi says yes it was her vibe? Whatever. Elease says yes it was a great experience. Gabi would but she would do it differently, she wouldn’t have gone home. Tanisha says,”And???” Gabi says,”Jump anybody.” Chlamydia says if she did it again she wouldn’t have attacked Amy because that was mean of her and she’s not that type of person. She says when her Granny sees it she’s gonna be pissed. Dani would do it again but with different bitches. But she would still do it with Gabi.
Tanisha tells Dani she’s keeping it real but she’s sad that she feels that way. She then asks Christine if she had been one of the originals would things have been different. She says yes I say HELL NO. Jenna says probably NO. Gia would definitely do it again with no regrets. No shit.
And with that we say goodbye to Season 8 Bad Girls Club Las Vegas!!!
Until next season,
Love and Smooches,