Bad Girls Club Recap: Southern Hospitality

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By Cherie | Thursday, January 17, 2013 | 11:00 am | 23 Comments
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 She arrives at the house and is greeted by a half naked dude with a drink. She then enters and runs around the house screaming like a lunatic.

Colorful. Too bad it’s gonna look like Fred Sanford’s house within a month.

The next girl tells us she has two notches, loud and louder. Great. She’s not scared of anybody. Her name is Nicole and she’s being called “The Jersey Joker”. She’s 22 from Fort Lee,NJ.

Woof!

She tells us she’s half Irish and half Italian so she sounds like a 12 year old fat boy with asthma. I didn’t say it but I’m not disagreeing. She tells us however that it won’t stop her from “tawking”. She’s a tomboy and dresses like one and she’s very close to her Mom. So much so that she has a giant tattoo of the word Mom on her thigh. Oh and she doesn’t get into many fights because she knows she can hurt someone.

Nicole comes flying into the house and Paula comes running. They scream and hug. Paula tells us that Nicole is not dressed up and her hair is ugly but they are there for a good time so all’s well.

Nicole asks Paula which bed is hers and automatically decides that she wants to have the bed beside her because it was “Love at first sight”.

The next girl up is Stephanie and she’s known as “The Harlem Heartbreaker”. She is 21 from Harlem,NY. And she says that girls don’t like her for a reason. It’s because she is beautiful.

Oh look, she has a bitchface.

She’s a high paid stripper and she’s been stripping since she was 17. She says she can throw her ass down but it was hard at first because she loves women, she’s bisexual. She had a hard time concentrating and had to quit clubs because she was hooking up with the other girls. She also claims she can turn a bitch. She finds homophobic women so sexy! Then she does the lizard tongue thing cause everyone knows that makes straight women drop their panties. Oh and she loves drama.

As this bitch is waiting, another girl walks up. A delusional hideous creature really who says that you have to look like a lady and think like a boss. She’s gonna run the house y’all.

A pot belly and a camel toe. A real Lady!

Her name is Alicia and she is known as Ms. Chi-Fly. She’s 24 from Chicago. She has a temper and when she was Prom Queen she drop kicked a bitch and they took her crown away. She doesn’t like to “blend” in.  She doesn’t follow anyone and she never will. That’s great now please put some clothes on.

She walks up and greets Stephanie and Steph is automatically intrigued. In fact she has a girl boner for Alicia. When she tells Alicia she is gay for her it takes her a second to realize that yes she really means she is gay, well, bisexual. Alicia is soooo happy because she says Steph will be the closest thing to a man she will have in the house. Alicia tells us it’s time to go meet the other bitches and when she and Steph walk into the house they will “shut it down.” She says the other girls self esteem will drop like a rock.

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23 Comments

  1. 1
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 12:32 pm

    Hey Atliens! Where do you think the house is? I saw too much greenery for it to be in buckhead, midtown or downtown. I’m thinking north of the city…what say you?

    On to read the recap…

  2. 2
    labowner
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 12:42 pm

    All I can say is after the divine Miss Judy, no other person from Illinois should be allowed on this show.

    Classy, let’s hope it is in the vicinity of the Big Rich Atlanta domiciles.

    On to reading.

  3. 3
    Sparkle McSnarkle Sparkle McSnarkle
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 2:04 pm

    I can’t believe this trashfest is still on TV, I haven’t really watched a season since Leah and Kristen made the house vehicle their clubhouse. I catch an episode here and there, but all these seasons and girls are just to trashy. And I love trashy reality TV. But these ho’s are to much. But I do agree, just by seeing the pictures, they should rename this season the Double woof with a side of doggie doo club. They aren’t bad girls, they just mad because they are so damn ugly.

  4. 4
    blazergirl
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 4:10 pm

    This is by far the ugliest Bad Girls Club yet. We’ll see if I can make it through the season. I had to stop part way through the last two seasons because they were just too awful. Yet I keep coming back.

    I was so embarrassed that the bad plastic surgery girl is from Portland. She does not represent us, and is, in fact, about as non Portland as you can get. I refuse to claim her!

  5. 5
    keebler elf
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 5:00 pm

    blazergirl’s comment is exactly how i feel! i always give up on this show and just read cherie’s recaps. plus im from portland and i feel the same way about that plastic girl. i was shocked when she said she was from there

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    labowner
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 5:49 pm

    Shit, I ain’t from Portland and I was shocked she was from there. :)

    Crazy Cherie I kept thinking this is Judy 2.0. Does this mean I am going to end up loving Janae by the end of the season, if she lasts?

    I did notice a new blond in there somewhere so at least one person goes home. So what is the new criteria for getting kicked out? It obviously isn’t for throwing the first punch. Do they evaluate the situation to determine if said bitch deserved the beating?

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    the_spiral
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 9:23 pm

    @ labowner -

    Yeah, I was guessing still in Fulton County (maybe north?) but not in ATL. Champions Park neighborhood has nice greenery like that but I DOUBT Oxygen is springing for that kind of rent money.

    I’m also curious as to which clubs they’ll be visiting. I can’t imagine any proper ATL clubs putting up with this sloppy shit even for free publicity. They’d get their goofy asses 86′d in five minutes.

  8. 8
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 9:57 pm

    @the_spiral, here’s hoping they go to Swinging Richards…..

  9. 9
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 5:40 am

    @spiral…I was thinking more Dunwoody area.

    Opera is actually a pretty decent club so I was definitely surprised that they were there.

    I do like Valentina especially since she said that she’d rather go after the owner of the team. If you’re going to go after money go after BIG money. Also I don’t think Valentina like Janea when she first met her. She was looking like what is this hot mess that I have to live with for the next few weeks.

    I thought Stephanie was pretty cute, until she had the fish net onesie on.

    Love Paula! If you ain’t fucking me, feeding me , or financing me your opinion doesn’t matter. Man if those aren’ t words to live by I don’t know what is. Also Petty Labelle had me cracking up.

    Also when did people from certain cities stop getting beat up? Why do they always say “I’m from Houston” or “I’m from Chicago”. So what?!?!!? You can still get your ass beat in Atlanta…right?

    It was wack they way the beat on Janea, you just put a sloppy drunk bish like that in the bed.

    I noticed the new girl in the promos too so someone definitely leaves.

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    the_spiral
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 6:53 am

    \Also when did people from certain cities stop getting beat up? Why do they always say “I’m from Houston” or “I’m from Chicago”. So what?!?!!? You can still get your ass beat in Atlanta…right?\

    Yeah, that’s a trend on this show. Repping your city like it means something. Like you’re supposed to go \Ohhh, you’re from Houston? I didn’t realize, I’m so sorry – please don’t beat my ass!\ You can be from any city in the world and still be soft as hell, so I don’t know who they think is impressed that they happen to come from a major city. What the hell, I’ve been to places in Eastern Europe that would make ANY U.S. town look soft.

    Also…they were at Opera in Midtown?! That’s surprising, I’d think Opera would have more of a rep to uphold and wouldn’t want such trashy \publicity.\ But maybe it’s more for their safety. I’d looove to see them try to pop off at Frequency or PrimeTime, or even Central Station on certain nights. These sloppy drunk ratchets wouldn’t make it 5 min anywhere with real hood chicks.

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    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 7:00 am

    I think Opera caters to a younger crowd on Thursdays, so the kids might be excited to see “celebrities” in the house.

    Sweet Heavens!!! Central Station!!! I would be concerned for them if they went there. Especially Janae who likes to talk tough when she gets drunk.

  12. 12
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 7:36 am

    Ratchet should be the drinking game word!

    Ok, did anyone notice that the Security Guards had handcuffs?

    That caught me off guard this season.

    Also, Stephanie…did anyone else get the vibe that her entire MO is to hook up with all those chicks in the house, like she’s already trying to convince the viewing audience in her confessionals. Growing experience my ass.

  13. 13
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 5:48 pm

    I think Stephanie will need to be neutered before her season is up. That girl is in heat. Janae seriously reminds me of Judi but I doubt I will love her cause I think she’s mainly weak and not truly insane like Judi was. Ah, the good old days. This is my 8th season recapping this mess and I thought maybe I was getting jaded, (me? No way!) but I’m glad to see my ugly radar is still intact because damn, most of these bitches are nasty and they make the ones who aren’t look that way. It’s an ugly infection!

  14. 14
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 5:51 pm

    PS
    Yes I noticed the handcuffs and the for real security. I’m just surprised they didn’t have guns. They should have mace and a tazer at the least!

  15. 15
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 6:26 pm

    Damn, Cherie, 8 seasons? I think that gives you the most seniority here at the ‘gasm!

  16. 16
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 8:08 pm

    I should get, like, a watch or something! Ohhh I know! A golden bag of Cheetos!

  17. 17
    jerseyj
    Posted January 19, 2013 at 8:38 am

    I love this show, so glad it’s back! Did anyone else watch the preview last week where they introduced the “ladies”? I could tell from the 5 seconds they showed of Janae that I couldn’t stand her.

    And yeah, woof is right for most of these girls! Stephanie, Paula and Valentina are pretty but the rest look like they fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Especially Nicole…damn that girl is nasty looking. Her mannerisms and accent totally remind me of Flo…anyone else think that?

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    Liz
    Posted January 19, 2013 at 10:41 am

    I agree with jerseyj, I think Stephanie, Paula, and Valentina are pretty too. The other girls are pretty ffffugly. I think the Portland chick looks like she was going for a “Real Housewives” look which, really, no one should go for. And Cherie, I’m so glad you commented on her crooked boobs! Wtf. Nicole reminds me of Angelic for some reason, though Angelic was much prettier. And yes, Janae is a much less fun Judi. There are actually two new girls in the beginning part – Rocky and Nancy. I really do wonder what it will take for them to get kicked out this season.

  19. 19
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted January 19, 2013 at 11:25 am

    I was just thinking how funny it would’ve been if Erica from last season got picked to be on this season instead and had to take the MARTA train from her house to the BGC Mansion? Could you imagine her rolling her suitcases and trying to act hardcore as she got picked up by the “BGC Limo” at the local transit station?

    Here’s hoping BGC 11 is either an All-Stars season or All-Replacements season. I always wished that Wilmarie could come back and go Jersey buckwild on some new bitches as soon as possible. “I’m a Wilmarie, bitch” will be the best BGC quote of all time (outside of anything Tanisha says!).

  20. 20
    dr.birdie Dr.Birdie
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 5:16 pm

    Cherie- You are amazing. The show still sucks, but you’re amazing.

  21. 21
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 6:10 pm

    Awww Doc you’re gonna make me cry! Thank you love!

  22. 22
    Tmurda
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 1:27 am

    YAAAAY! Cherie, your BGC recaps are one of faves on the site! And you do not disappoint! Awesome season 10 premiere recap!

    Janae is horrendous. She hurts my eyes. And her voice makes me want to blow my head off. Nicole doesn’t want to come to Texas. I pray she doesn’t want to come to Alabama either, cause I couldn’t handle meeting her in person. She’s not insulting Houston, she is doing it a favor.

    For some reason, Nicole totally reminds me of the bloated, more northern, butch-er version of that flat-chested Lisa chick from season something of ANTM. Ya know, the one who tried REALLY hard to be crazy and fun, but sucked at it? She was on Celebrity Rehab? Semi-cross-eyed with bad teeth? NVM. They are both disgusting. Moving on….

    Love Paula. Like Steph. Both are pretty.

    Valentina went to some upscale boarding school where 100 girls slept in one room. Sounds like an orphanage to me.

    Shannon. You’ve worked for all the shit you have…never been handed anything. That is, except for the chocolate covered strawberries you were bragging about in the casting special, emphasizing how spoiled you are by your sugardaddy who just hands you money and blah blah blah…MAKE UP YOUR MIND, HOOKER! Your mom abandon you when you were two, and you grew up to become an adult who fills that void with material things. Yawn.

    Alicia- Your dimples are cute, but do not make up for that body. Ick!!! And stop trying to tell people they need to act like a lady. Take a look around. Do you know where you are right now?

    Lastly, at first, I disagreed about each season getting uglier (mainly cause I remembered every cast to be ugly as hell), but I then thought back really far, and mentally compared Hannah from season 2 or 3 to Jessica from 7 or 8. Ashley and Kory (minus the spongy skin) vs. the red-headed troll from vegas season (Erica?)…..and so on. Yeah, uglier every season.

    I feel like Paula and Alicia will run the house.

  23. 23
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 12:55 pm

    http://bad-girls-club.oxygen.com/8-baddest-girls-ever-video-bracket

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