She arrives at the house and is greeted by a half naked dude with a drink. She then enters and runs around the house screaming like a lunatic.
Colorful. Too bad it’s gonna look like Fred Sanford’s house within a month.
The next girl tells us she has two notches, loud and louder. Great. She’s not scared of anybody. Her name is Nicole and she’s being called “The Jersey Joker”. She’s 22 from Fort Lee,NJ.
She tells us she’s half Irish and half Italian so she sounds like a 12 year old fat boy with asthma. I didn’t say it but I’m not disagreeing. She tells us however that it won’t stop her from “tawking”. She’s a tomboy and dresses like one and she’s very close to her Mom. So much so that she has a giant tattoo of the word Mom on her thigh. Oh and she doesn’t get into many fights because she knows she can hurt someone.
Nicole comes flying into the house and Paula comes running. They scream and hug. Paula tells us that Nicole is not dressed up and her hair is ugly but they are there for a good time so all’s well.
Nicole asks Paula which bed is hers and automatically decides that she wants to have the bed beside her because it was “Love at first sight”.
The next girl up is Stephanie and she’s known as “The Harlem Heartbreaker”. She is 21 from Harlem,NY. And she says that girls don’t like her for a reason. It’s because she is beautiful.
Oh look, she has a bitchface.
She’s a high paid stripper and she’s been stripping since she was 17. She says she can throw her ass down but it was hard at first because she loves women, she’s bisexual. She had a hard time concentrating and had to quit clubs because she was hooking up with the other girls. She also claims she can turn a bitch. She finds homophobic women so sexy! Then she does the lizard tongue thing cause everyone knows that makes straight women drop their panties. Oh and she loves drama.
As this bitch is waiting, another girl walks up. A delusional hideous creature really who says that you have to look like a lady and think like a boss. She’s gonna run the house y’all.
A pot belly and a camel toe. A real Lady!
Her name is Alicia and she is known as Ms. Chi-Fly. She’s 24 from Chicago. She has a temper and when she was Prom Queen she drop kicked a bitch and they took her crown away. She doesn’t like to “blend” in. She doesn’t follow anyone and she never will. That’s great now please put some clothes on.
She walks up and greets Stephanie and Steph is automatically intrigued. In fact she has a girl boner for Alicia. When she tells Alicia she is gay for her it takes her a second to realize that yes she really means she is gay, well, bisexual. Alicia is soooo happy because she says Steph will be the closest thing to a man she will have in the house. Alicia tells us it’s time to go meet the other bitches and when she and Steph walk into the house they will “shut it down.” She says the other girls self esteem will drop like a rock.