Bad Girls Club Recap: Southern Hospitality

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By Cherie | Thursday, January 17, 2013 | 11:00 am | 23 Comments
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When Janae gets out of the limo she screams back at Paula and then Paula screams back at her that at the end of the day she was raised on the south side of Chicago!! Shannon takes Janae into the house and tells her she’s too fine to be talking all that crap.  Even after Shannon puts her ass to bed, Janae keeps yapping about clapping at her and that in H-Town that is disrespectful. Shannon claps at her and asks her if that’s all it takes to get under her skin. Janae repeats that it’s disrespectful and Shannon tells her to step up or get the fuck out.

Paula meanwhile is in the other room yelling that “it will be addressed.” Jenae staggers in  to see what’s up. Paula tells her she will talk to her when she’s sober. Janae claims she is sober and claps at her. Paula tries to explain that Janae was tripping in the car and Janae just starts trippin’ some more. This gets Nicole’s attention since Paula is her roomy and she starts getting pissed. Janae is now yelling at Nicole too. Nicole tells her she’s gonna let her go cause she’s a sloppy bitch. Janae starts yelling, “Did I fall? Did I throw up?” They are in each others faces and Janae shoves Nicole. They separate but then Janae keeps yelling and tries to come back into the room. Paula pushes her ass back out. Janae yells that she ain’t sloppy she’s from Houston!

Nicole tells us she will break her face, break her nose, she will fuck her up. Janae yells out that she was talking to her roommate not her! She screams in a poltergeist kinda way scaring the crap out of Valentina.

Someone forgot to wax!

Paula tells us that everyone is heated but it’s not the time for this shit. But it will be addressed in the morning.

Outside Janae is telling Valentina and Steph that she gets mad and then gets over it 10 minutes later. Valantina tells her she shouldn’t assume they feel the same way. Jenae goes up to Paula and Nicole and tells them it’s all good and they end up all happy.

Meanwhile Valentina is telling Steph that living with 7 girls ain’t shit. She went to a boarding school and there was a hundred girls in her room alone. Sounds more like a HOARDING school. Steph says some of these bitches have issues with anger but she has an issue with being promiscuous. She doesn’t want to live like that anymore and Valentina tells her that they are in the house for a reason. Yes, for our amusement so don’t be going all Dr. Phil on me because none of y’all are there to better yourselves!

Paula and Jenae join them in the hot tub and Jenae tells them she has anger issues. Steph says she sleeps with lots of girls and never calls them back. Jenae doesn’t see that as an issue but it somehow leads to the two of them kissing.

So much for wanting to better yourself.

Steph tells us she loves all the girls and the way things are going and she thinks the girls are very intelligent and beautiful.

You were saying?

The next morning Paula finds nasty undies on the counter and uses a dish cloth to remove them. She tells us that last night was great. She says everyone is cool for now. Then we hear thunder and it’s raining. Doesn’t stop the girls though. They head out to the pool. Janae tells us she doesn’t remember everything that happened so she wants to apologize in case she offended anyone. She explains that she’s like a bass drum when she’s sober and a snare drum when she is drunk. Meanwhile Steph is peeing behind the bushes.

Class all the way.

Suddenly everyone starts screaming because there was a frog in the pool.  Steph tells them not to touch it because they will get rabies and all types of shit.

After going and getting their nails done they are back at the house and Janae is trying to make a grocery list. When she tells Steph to help and get everyone to contribute she basically gets this for an answer.

I think she needs hose.

Somehow Texas gets mentioned and Nicky says she has no desire to go to Texas. Janae hears this and is not pleased. She wants to know what’s wrong with Texas and Nicky tells her not to start that she just has no desire to go there. Janae starts yelling, “Did I say anything about Jersey?” Nicky tells her not to put her finger in her face. Don’t touch her period. Janae touches her. A couple of times. Paula pulls Nicky away as Janae starts yelling that she’s testing her. She runs her mouth for a while and just keeps pissing everyone off. Nothing comes of it.

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23 Comments

  1. 1
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 12:32 pm

    Hey Atliens! Where do you think the house is? I saw too much greenery for it to be in buckhead, midtown or downtown. I’m thinking north of the city…what say you?

    On to read the recap…

  2. 2
    labowner
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 12:42 pm

    All I can say is after the divine Miss Judy, no other person from Illinois should be allowed on this show.

    Classy, let’s hope it is in the vicinity of the Big Rich Atlanta domiciles.

    On to reading.

  3. 3
    Sparkle McSnarkle Sparkle McSnarkle
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 2:04 pm

    I can’t believe this trashfest is still on TV, I haven’t really watched a season since Leah and Kristen made the house vehicle their clubhouse. I catch an episode here and there, but all these seasons and girls are just to trashy. And I love trashy reality TV. But these ho’s are to much. But I do agree, just by seeing the pictures, they should rename this season the Double woof with a side of doggie doo club. They aren’t bad girls, they just mad because they are so damn ugly.

  4. 4
    blazergirl
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 4:10 pm

    This is by far the ugliest Bad Girls Club yet. We’ll see if I can make it through the season. I had to stop part way through the last two seasons because they were just too awful. Yet I keep coming back.

    I was so embarrassed that the bad plastic surgery girl is from Portland. She does not represent us, and is, in fact, about as non Portland as you can get. I refuse to claim her!

  5. 5
    keebler elf
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 5:00 pm

    blazergirl’s comment is exactly how i feel! i always give up on this show and just read cherie’s recaps. plus im from portland and i feel the same way about that plastic girl. i was shocked when she said she was from there

  6. 6
    labowner
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 5:49 pm

    Shit, I ain’t from Portland and I was shocked she was from there. :)

    Crazy Cherie I kept thinking this is Judy 2.0. Does this mean I am going to end up loving Janae by the end of the season, if she lasts?

    I did notice a new blond in there somewhere so at least one person goes home. So what is the new criteria for getting kicked out? It obviously isn’t for throwing the first punch. Do they evaluate the situation to determine if said bitch deserved the beating?

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    the_spiral
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 9:23 pm

    @ labowner -

    Yeah, I was guessing still in Fulton County (maybe north?) but not in ATL. Champions Park neighborhood has nice greenery like that but I DOUBT Oxygen is springing for that kind of rent money.

    I’m also curious as to which clubs they’ll be visiting. I can’t imagine any proper ATL clubs putting up with this sloppy shit even for free publicity. They’d get their goofy asses 86′d in five minutes.

  8. 8
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted January 17, 2013 at 9:57 pm

    @the_spiral, here’s hoping they go to Swinging Richards…..

  9. 9
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 5:40 am

    @spiral…I was thinking more Dunwoody area.

    Opera is actually a pretty decent club so I was definitely surprised that they were there.

    I do like Valentina especially since she said that she’d rather go after the owner of the team. If you’re going to go after money go after BIG money. Also I don’t think Valentina like Janea when she first met her. She was looking like what is this hot mess that I have to live with for the next few weeks.

    I thought Stephanie was pretty cute, until she had the fish net onesie on.

    Love Paula! If you ain’t fucking me, feeding me , or financing me your opinion doesn’t matter. Man if those aren’ t words to live by I don’t know what is. Also Petty Labelle had me cracking up.

    Also when did people from certain cities stop getting beat up? Why do they always say “I’m from Houston” or “I’m from Chicago”. So what?!?!!? You can still get your ass beat in Atlanta…right?

    It was wack they way the beat on Janea, you just put a sloppy drunk bish like that in the bed.

    I noticed the new girl in the promos too so someone definitely leaves.

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    the_spiral
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 6:53 am

    \Also when did people from certain cities stop getting beat up? Why do they always say “I’m from Houston” or “I’m from Chicago”. So what?!?!!? You can still get your ass beat in Atlanta…right?\

    Yeah, that’s a trend on this show. Repping your city like it means something. Like you’re supposed to go \Ohhh, you’re from Houston? I didn’t realize, I’m so sorry – please don’t beat my ass!\ You can be from any city in the world and still be soft as hell, so I don’t know who they think is impressed that they happen to come from a major city. What the hell, I’ve been to places in Eastern Europe that would make ANY U.S. town look soft.

    Also…they were at Opera in Midtown?! That’s surprising, I’d think Opera would have more of a rep to uphold and wouldn’t want such trashy \publicity.\ But maybe it’s more for their safety. I’d looove to see them try to pop off at Frequency or PrimeTime, or even Central Station on certain nights. These sloppy drunk ratchets wouldn’t make it 5 min anywhere with real hood chicks.

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    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 7:00 am

    I think Opera caters to a younger crowd on Thursdays, so the kids might be excited to see “celebrities” in the house.

    Sweet Heavens!!! Central Station!!! I would be concerned for them if they went there. Especially Janae who likes to talk tough when she gets drunk.

  12. 12
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 7:36 am

    Ratchet should be the drinking game word!

    Ok, did anyone notice that the Security Guards had handcuffs?

    That caught me off guard this season.

    Also, Stephanie…did anyone else get the vibe that her entire MO is to hook up with all those chicks in the house, like she’s already trying to convince the viewing audience in her confessionals. Growing experience my ass.

  13. 13
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 5:48 pm

    I think Stephanie will need to be neutered before her season is up. That girl is in heat. Janae seriously reminds me of Judi but I doubt I will love her cause I think she’s mainly weak and not truly insane like Judi was. Ah, the good old days. This is my 8th season recapping this mess and I thought maybe I was getting jaded, (me? No way!) but I’m glad to see my ugly radar is still intact because damn, most of these bitches are nasty and they make the ones who aren’t look that way. It’s an ugly infection!

  14. 14
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 5:51 pm

    PS
    Yes I noticed the handcuffs and the for real security. I’m just surprised they didn’t have guns. They should have mace and a tazer at the least!

  15. 15
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 6:26 pm

    Damn, Cherie, 8 seasons? I think that gives you the most seniority here at the ‘gasm!

  16. 16
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted January 18, 2013 at 8:08 pm

    I should get, like, a watch or something! Ohhh I know! A golden bag of Cheetos!

  17. 17
    jerseyj
    Posted January 19, 2013 at 8:38 am

    I love this show, so glad it’s back! Did anyone else watch the preview last week where they introduced the “ladies”? I could tell from the 5 seconds they showed of Janae that I couldn’t stand her.

    And yeah, woof is right for most of these girls! Stephanie, Paula and Valentina are pretty but the rest look like they fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Especially Nicole…damn that girl is nasty looking. Her mannerisms and accent totally remind me of Flo…anyone else think that?

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    Liz
    Posted January 19, 2013 at 10:41 am

    I agree with jerseyj, I think Stephanie, Paula, and Valentina are pretty too. The other girls are pretty ffffugly. I think the Portland chick looks like she was going for a “Real Housewives” look which, really, no one should go for. And Cherie, I’m so glad you commented on her crooked boobs! Wtf. Nicole reminds me of Angelic for some reason, though Angelic was much prettier. And yes, Janae is a much less fun Judi. There are actually two new girls in the beginning part – Rocky and Nancy. I really do wonder what it will take for them to get kicked out this season.

  19. 19
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted January 19, 2013 at 11:25 am

    I was just thinking how funny it would’ve been if Erica from last season got picked to be on this season instead and had to take the MARTA train from her house to the BGC Mansion? Could you imagine her rolling her suitcases and trying to act hardcore as she got picked up by the “BGC Limo” at the local transit station?

    Here’s hoping BGC 11 is either an All-Stars season or All-Replacements season. I always wished that Wilmarie could come back and go Jersey buckwild on some new bitches as soon as possible. “I’m a Wilmarie, bitch” will be the best BGC quote of all time (outside of anything Tanisha says!).

  20. 20
    dr.birdie Dr.Birdie
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 5:16 pm

    Cherie- You are amazing. The show still sucks, but you’re amazing.

  21. 21
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted January 22, 2013 at 6:10 pm

    Awww Doc you’re gonna make me cry! Thank you love!

  22. 22
    Tmurda
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 1:27 am

    YAAAAY! Cherie, your BGC recaps are one of faves on the site! And you do not disappoint! Awesome season 10 premiere recap!

    Janae is horrendous. She hurts my eyes. And her voice makes me want to blow my head off. Nicole doesn’t want to come to Texas. I pray she doesn’t want to come to Alabama either, cause I couldn’t handle meeting her in person. She’s not insulting Houston, she is doing it a favor.

    For some reason, Nicole totally reminds me of the bloated, more northern, butch-er version of that flat-chested Lisa chick from season something of ANTM. Ya know, the one who tried REALLY hard to be crazy and fun, but sucked at it? She was on Celebrity Rehab? Semi-cross-eyed with bad teeth? NVM. They are both disgusting. Moving on….

    Love Paula. Like Steph. Both are pretty.

    Valentina went to some upscale boarding school where 100 girls slept in one room. Sounds like an orphanage to me.

    Shannon. You’ve worked for all the shit you have…never been handed anything. That is, except for the chocolate covered strawberries you were bragging about in the casting special, emphasizing how spoiled you are by your sugardaddy who just hands you money and blah blah blah…MAKE UP YOUR MIND, HOOKER! Your mom abandon you when you were two, and you grew up to become an adult who fills that void with material things. Yawn.

    Alicia- Your dimples are cute, but do not make up for that body. Ick!!! And stop trying to tell people they need to act like a lady. Take a look around. Do you know where you are right now?

    Lastly, at first, I disagreed about each season getting uglier (mainly cause I remembered every cast to be ugly as hell), but I then thought back really far, and mentally compared Hannah from season 2 or 3 to Jessica from 7 or 8. Ashley and Kory (minus the spongy skin) vs. the red-headed troll from vegas season (Erica?)…..and so on. Yeah, uglier every season.

    I feel like Paula and Alicia will run the house.

  23. 23
    Derek Hazelton
    Posted January 23, 2013 at 12:55 pm

    http://bad-girls-club.oxygen.com/8-baddest-girls-ever-video-bracket

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