Paula tells us that she likes Janae but she’s a Petty LaBelle. A petty ass bitch.
Night falls and it’s time to head out to Mansion. Nicky wears flats because she is expecting there to be trouble. Janae tells us she is going to try to control her drinking but you never know. Sure we do.
Everyone is having a good time when suddenly we see this.
Ho on the flo!
The other girls keep trying to help this sloppy drunk bitch but she just gets mad. Alicia grabs her and tells her she needs to act like a lady and not a little ass girl. This girl is too blitzed to know what she’s acting like. She just keeps talking shit and falling around and security finally drags her as to the limo.
Put her in the trunk.
In the limo someone says to give her some water so she won’t throw up. Nicky does just that and throws water all over her. Janae stagger,falls,dives into Nicky’s lap.
If ya need to barf that’s probably a good spot.
Security comes in and takes Janae out to another car. Once at home Janae claims she is going to bed but the other girls are too pissed off not to yell at her. Valentina is losing her voice and she keeps telling Janae she is “wilding”. Janae actually asks, “What did I do?” Damn she reminds me of Judy (Psycho).
Nicky tells Janae she is not going to last there. Janae says she’s going to bed. Nicky says “You going home.” Janae starts getting worked up again and saying no no no and now Valentina has lost it. She starts squeak skreeching, “Don’t nobody wanna hear that shit!” She says it over and over as she is making her way to Janae. Janae is standing in front of Nicky and she starts to reach out just as Valentina gets to her and then we see swinging and Janae being dragged around by her hair.
Drinkin’s bad, mkay?
Her tater’s gonna hurt tomorrow.
Although she was basically begging for it, I’m pretty sure it doesn’t take more than one person to handle her ass.
Until next week,
Love & Smooches,
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