Bad Girls Club Recap: Stage Bite

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By Cherie | Tuesday, August 28, 2012 | 5:12 pm | 19 Comments
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The next morning Rima calls her ex-boyfriend, the one she dumped to come on the show. She wants to cry on his shoulder. He doesn’t care.

You know he’s hitting some strange on the reg.

She ends the convo by hanging up on him. Fallen and the rest are talking about Rima biting Christina and as Fallen says, she bit that thing like it was a chicken leg.

Rima meanwhile decides to get drunk and cry on Fallen’s shoulder, outside in broad daylight. She snots and whines and blubbers and Fallen consoles her. This pissed Mobama off.

Later that night, the girls are getting ready to go out and Blondie thinks everything is lollypops and gumdrops.

Once at The Pink Kitty all seems well. Then this guy shows up.

I’d do him.

He tells the twattles that he notices they like to dance a lot and they are always looking to bring more peeps in. Would they be interested in dancing and doing a big promo for the BGC? Everyone is thrilled except for SourPuss J-Bloat.

The next day the girls head off to meet a choreographer. Again everyone is excited to meet Victoria the choreographer except J-Bloat. Vic tells them they are gonna hit it hard and it’ll be hip hop girly stuff. J-Bloat wants no part of it and looks as awkward as all hell.

I’m not doing it and you can’t make me! (STOMP!)

Vic tries to put her in an easier situation but J-Bloat isn’t having it so Vic tells her she’s wasting her time and J-Bloat stomps out to cry about being the fattest girl there and wah wah wah. 

Of course in J-Bloat’s mind that makes the instructor a big “douche rocket”. She whines some more about being thick and picked on all her life and she’s uncomfortable so suck it.

The other girls follow her out to try to talk her into it but Mobama tries to “keep it 100″ as her friend and tells her she was rude to the instructor.  They talk her snotty ass into trying again.On the way home J-Bloat tells Mobama that when she gets upset about stupid shit, she doesn’t belittle her and what Mobama said to her today really bothered her.

They keep snapping at each other and I see a big rift forming between the two.

Back at the house, J-Bloat is ratting out Mobama to Fallen about some shit that was said weeks ago. Fallen thinks that Mobama is just jealous and a hater. The rift widens.

Suddenly we hear a fart and then giggles and then we hear Blondie say she just peed her pants. And the floor.

Incontinence is rampant in this house.

The girls are off to hit the town again. Hopefully, Blondie washed her cooter. Everyone seems to be having fun. J-Bloat is even dancing although she swears she can’t. And when I say dancing I mean it looks like she’s trying to stand up during a hurricane. Mobama has a stank face and then we see this dude.

Ricky J.

I’d rather call him Bubba J. and if any of you are Jeff Dunham fans you’ll get that.

Rima is instantly attracted to him and almost creams herself when he tells her he is a giant asshole. Seems she likes that in a man. They grind up on each other, exchange phone numbers. At the end of the night he tells her she better not forget his number.

How gallant, and cheesy.

Back at home, Rima is bragging about her catch of the day but someone shouts out that he had pit stains through his jacket. Rima is all, eeeeeew. Let me get this straight, being a giant asshole is ok but sweating is a no no?

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19 Comments

  1. 1
    fancyface
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 5:32 pm

    Cherie….I just want to know one thing, did you ever get to watch that Mama Drama show I was telling you about & if so, what are your thoughts on THAT buffonery?

    Ok, now off to read the recap :)

  2. 2
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 6:35 pm

    Ha yes I did. I saw the one where the crying bitch ran into the hotel and then almost had a stroke when she was asked to do a sobriety test. As whiney as she and her daughter are, there are some bitches on there I would have to push out of a window. I haven’t seen the whole series but it’s definitely on my list of laying in the bed, boozing it up and shutting out the world marathons!

  3. 3
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 6:50 am

    Before I dive in to this recap I am stating for the record I am TIRES OF THE POPCORN. So, I am grabbing the Jr. Mints from now on! They’re refreshing!

    Back to reading!

  4. 4
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 7:27 am

    The one and only thing I laughed at in this epidsode and I hate to admit who made me laugh, but when J-Bloat called Mobama “Rudy Huxtable” I fell off my couch laughing. Thought that was funny.

    Is it me or is the editing particularly horrible in this episode? Why did the girls seem to have 5 costume changes on stage none of which were the outfits given to them? And, they really must have sucked b/c there wasn’t even 5 seconds of cohesive dance routine footage to show. Such a mess.

    I could never go on this show for the bathroom issues alone. I’d rather get bit than use that bathroom-UGH!

  5. 5
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 7:33 am

    I watched Mama Drama. I love Morena. She will check her girls in a second.

    Jan and Vanessa are gross.

    Any way back to BGC…Rima is 0-4 in fights in the house. You would think she would learn that she can’t fight.

  6. 6
    fancyface
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 8:39 am

    Classy I love how you got everybody from Mama Drama names wrong lol. It’s like you watch it drunk or something lol. I love Loren (morena :) too, Jay (Jan :) & Vanessa are definitely gross. Between all the not showering & diaper peeing..I..I..I can’t! The best? The Klassy duo with the 60 year old mom dressing like her daughter!!

    Anyhoo…BGC? *YAWN* Seriously, is this THE most boring season yet? I mean wth is going on? The editing is beyond ridiculous, erratic, & makes no sense. She may not be the most popular person around these here parts, but I love Megan. This show NEEDS her bitchery & her brilliant whoop assedness…it’s a shame she won’t stick around. I am DYING to see her whoop Falen AND Rima’s ass at the same time. You know if JBloat is ‘running’ the factory then this is a season of lame ass girls. Booo. I’m probably done when Rudy (best thing that came out of that twat’s mouth all season) leaves unless they bring in another bad ass like Camilla

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    labowner
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 10:02 am

    Are we be running out of skanks in this country? This season is so boring. I bet they thought being in Mexico would add something, but it has failed miserable.

    Cherie would not be interested without your recaps.

  8. 8
    Moli Moli
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 10:12 am

    These girls are a mess. I think Rima should have gone home over Christina. I’m so tired of all these boring girls, but I still love Ashley. I can’t WAIT until Mobama kicks Rima and Falen’s butts. Am I the only one who thinks its weird that Andrea was more upset that Christina was leaving than Ashley? I hope and pray that the dancing was a result of editing, I mean were they even dancing to the same music?

  9. 9
    yummy
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 11:21 am

    “Rudy Huxtable” cracked me up, too. I still hate Julie, though!

  10. 10
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 11:29 am

    Oh I can’t stand her but I think we’ve found our BCG Battle Cry…

    STOP BEING SO RUDY HUXTABLE!

  11. 11
    featherhead
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 11:37 am

    I may change my mind, but right now I like Fallon (which is also my neice’s name and she’s definately a bad girl at 6 yo). It may change by next week, I’m fickle like that. LOL @ Rudy Huxtable!!

  12. 12
    Enrique's Mole
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 7:28 pm

    I enjoyed the irony of J-Hulk talking about Jabba the Hut, considering its her alter ego. Hobama needs some serious medication to lift her mood or a serious attitude adjustment (here’s hoping she gets the latter next week). And, Rima is just disgusting. Who the eff BITES in a fight?!

    I don’t think these beasts are boring this season, but I do think they’re weak.

  13. 13
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted August 30, 2012 at 9:37 am

    Rudy Huxtable lolol. These bitches are definitely not boring anymore, irritating and stupid absolutely but not boring. Rima needs to be in a zoo. Or be made to wear one of those Hannibal Lector masks, cannabalistic cow.

  14. 14
    labowner
    Posted August 30, 2012 at 5:26 pm

    Oh my. Just got done watching God Bless America and there is a fake scene from BGC that shows the girls fighting and one girl says something to the effect of “you shit on my food” and reaches under her dress and pulls out her tampon and throws it.

    I am really shocked this hasn’t happened yet.

  15. 15
    (J)ustPeachy (J)ustPeachy
    Posted August 30, 2012 at 11:19 pm

    Eww. I don’t know why, but that reminded me of the ‘lady’ that shit on the staircase on flavor of love.

  16. 16
    asby
    Posted September 2, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    i can not wait for the reunion show ….i think most of the girls are gonna gang up and beat on j-bloats ass

  17. 17
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 11:05 am

    I know it’s not up yet but WTF RIMA????????????????????????????

  18. 18
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 11:30 am

    @Gypsy

    HA!!! Rima keeps getting her azz beat. Then thinks she’s won because the other person got kicked out of the house. While I don’t like Megan she can definitely fight, and if I not mistaken she hasn’t had one of those “I am going to be such and such’s ass”. She just fights them.

  19. 19
    fancyface
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 1:19 pm

    DUDES!! How AWESOME was that fight? The best part? Calmly sitting down to watch, without a scratch on her, while the whole house explodes!! Loved it! What was the movie about a stripper that got beat down & somebody said “Damn! Did you at least PINCH the bitch?” after seeing the stripper’s face tore up? That left my lips as soon as I saw her face! BTW, Falen said she was only try to break up the fight & got caught in the middle….not what I saw. Can’t wait til recap is up

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