Bad Girls Club Recap: Stage Bite

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By Cherie | Tuesday, August 28, 2012 | 5:12 pm | 19 Comments
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The next thing ya know, Fallen and J-Bloat are informing Rima that they are no longer speaking to Mobama. She’s been dogging Fallen so that’s that. Fallen tells us she is about to pop off!

The next morning, everyone except Fallen goes to the beach because she doesn’t want to be around Mobama.

The girls go out on a boat, except for Mobama and Andrea and J-Bloat actually says that this is her chocolate factory and if you want to go sit in the corner and be miserable don’t expect her to come hold your hand.

J-Bloat and the Chocolate Factory.

From now on J-Bloat says, this is about Julie’s experience, not Miseralla’s experience.

All the girls except Mobama start making up a dance routine on the beach. J-Bloat is even getting into it. Mobama is moping.

Once back at the house they start telling Fallen about the dance routine and apparently it involves this…

Please don’t.

After that,  Rima asks if anyone can give their own boob a hickey and then demonstrates, she goes and calls her NOT BOYFRIEND.

She should totally go on America’s Got Talent.

When he answers she tells him she doesn’t know what to say to him. THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CALL?  She basically tells him she doesn’t know what she feels for him which pisses him off and then she rattles on about how she can’t trust him. Take a note people, this is what’s called finding a way to make the other person the bad guy so you can get some strange dick. 

He tells her he wants to spend the rest of his life with her and she tells him she needs time to think. That means she needs time to hop on the nearest wiener express.

J-Bloat takes Fallen aside and tells her Mobama is on her shit list and the rest of the house are just aquaintances.  J-Bloat says she used to feel that bond with Mobama but her attitude is getting tired.

DOORBELL!!!!

It’s a bunch of presents that turn out to be the girls outfits for their dance. J-Bloat is upset because she can’t wear some of the things. They sort everything out and then do a practice run. J-Bloat sits to the side trying not to puke.

After Practice, Rima,Fallen,Blondie and Andrea go to Baja Cantina for some lunch. Guess who they meet there? That would be Bubba J.

I guess this is what’s known as “Time to think.”

Later, everyone is getting ready for the show and J-Bloat actually says something that makes me LOL. She says she would like to introduce everyone to the 8th member of the cast, her ass. I kinda love her for it. Don’t panic, I’m sure it will pass.

Off to the club they go where they proceed to get hammered. When called up on stage they start to panic because they are too drunk to remember what the hell to do.

Shit I didn’t know they could hear me!

Well at least they tried….sort of.

I haven’t heard that many boo’s since Halloween!

They basically apologize to the manager afterwards and he tells them not to worry about it. He enjoyed it and also to meet him out back for a lipstick party.

Then he announces that one girl in particular has won something extra special!

Yay! 10 minutes of anal sex behind the dumpster!

All the girls pass out in the limo on the ride home. J-Bloat tells us that even though they sucked she conquered her fears and she is proud of herself.

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19 Comments

  1. 1
    fancyface
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 5:32 pm

    Cherie….I just want to know one thing, did you ever get to watch that Mama Drama show I was telling you about & if so, what are your thoughts on THAT buffonery?

    Ok, now off to read the recap :)

  2. 2
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 6:35 pm

    Ha yes I did. I saw the one where the crying bitch ran into the hotel and then almost had a stroke when she was asked to do a sobriety test. As whiney as she and her daughter are, there are some bitches on there I would have to push out of a window. I haven’t seen the whole series but it’s definitely on my list of laying in the bed, boozing it up and shutting out the world marathons!

  3. 3
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 6:50 am

    Before I dive in to this recap I am stating for the record I am TIRES OF THE POPCORN. So, I am grabbing the Jr. Mints from now on! They’re refreshing!

    Back to reading!

  4. 4
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 7:27 am

    The one and only thing I laughed at in this epidsode and I hate to admit who made me laugh, but when J-Bloat called Mobama “Rudy Huxtable” I fell off my couch laughing. Thought that was funny.

    Is it me or is the editing particularly horrible in this episode? Why did the girls seem to have 5 costume changes on stage none of which were the outfits given to them? And, they really must have sucked b/c there wasn’t even 5 seconds of cohesive dance routine footage to show. Such a mess.

    I could never go on this show for the bathroom issues alone. I’d rather get bit than use that bathroom-UGH!

  5. 5
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 7:33 am

    I watched Mama Drama. I love Morena. She will check her girls in a second.

    Jan and Vanessa are gross.

    Any way back to BGC…Rima is 0-4 in fights in the house. You would think she would learn that she can’t fight.

  6. 6
    fancyface
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 8:39 am

    Classy I love how you got everybody from Mama Drama names wrong lol. It’s like you watch it drunk or something lol. I love Loren (morena :) too, Jay (Jan :) & Vanessa are definitely gross. Between all the not showering & diaper peeing..I..I..I can’t! The best? The Klassy duo with the 60 year old mom dressing like her daughter!!

    Anyhoo…BGC? *YAWN* Seriously, is this THE most boring season yet? I mean wth is going on? The editing is beyond ridiculous, erratic, & makes no sense. She may not be the most popular person around these here parts, but I love Megan. This show NEEDS her bitchery & her brilliant whoop assedness…it’s a shame she won’t stick around. I am DYING to see her whoop Falen AND Rima’s ass at the same time. You know if JBloat is ‘running’ the factory then this is a season of lame ass girls. Booo. I’m probably done when Rudy (best thing that came out of that twat’s mouth all season) leaves unless they bring in another bad ass like Camilla

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    labowner
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 10:02 am

    Are we be running out of skanks in this country? This season is so boring. I bet they thought being in Mexico would add something, but it has failed miserable.

    Cherie would not be interested without your recaps.

  8. 8
    Moli Moli
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 10:12 am

    These girls are a mess. I think Rima should have gone home over Christina. I’m so tired of all these boring girls, but I still love Ashley. I can’t WAIT until Mobama kicks Rima and Falen’s butts. Am I the only one who thinks its weird that Andrea was more upset that Christina was leaving than Ashley? I hope and pray that the dancing was a result of editing, I mean were they even dancing to the same music?

  9. 9
    yummy
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 11:21 am

    “Rudy Huxtable” cracked me up, too. I still hate Julie, though!

  10. 10
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 11:29 am

    Oh I can’t stand her but I think we’ve found our BCG Battle Cry…

    STOP BEING SO RUDY HUXTABLE!

  11. 11
    featherhead
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 11:37 am

    I may change my mind, but right now I like Fallon (which is also my neice’s name and she’s definately a bad girl at 6 yo). It may change by next week, I’m fickle like that. LOL @ Rudy Huxtable!!

  12. 12
    Enrique's Mole
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 7:28 pm

    I enjoyed the irony of J-Hulk talking about Jabba the Hut, considering its her alter ego. Hobama needs some serious medication to lift her mood or a serious attitude adjustment (here’s hoping she gets the latter next week). And, Rima is just disgusting. Who the eff BITES in a fight?!

    I don’t think these beasts are boring this season, but I do think they’re weak.

  13. 13
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted August 30, 2012 at 9:37 am

    Rudy Huxtable lolol. These bitches are definitely not boring anymore, irritating and stupid absolutely but not boring. Rima needs to be in a zoo. Or be made to wear one of those Hannibal Lector masks, cannabalistic cow.

  14. 14
    labowner
    Posted August 30, 2012 at 5:26 pm

    Oh my. Just got done watching God Bless America and there is a fake scene from BGC that shows the girls fighting and one girl says something to the effect of “you shit on my food” and reaches under her dress and pulls out her tampon and throws it.

    I am really shocked this hasn’t happened yet.

  15. 15
    (J)ustPeachy (J)ustPeachy
    Posted August 30, 2012 at 11:19 pm

    Eww. I don’t know why, but that reminded me of the ‘lady’ that shit on the staircase on flavor of love.

  16. 16
    asby
    Posted September 2, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    i can not wait for the reunion show ….i think most of the girls are gonna gang up and beat on j-bloats ass

  17. 17
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 11:05 am

    I know it’s not up yet but WTF RIMA????????????????????????????

  18. 18
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 11:30 am

    @Gypsy

    HA!!! Rima keeps getting her azz beat. Then thinks she’s won because the other person got kicked out of the house. While I don’t like Megan she can definitely fight, and if I not mistaken she hasn’t had one of those “I am going to be such and such’s ass”. She just fights them.

  19. 19
    fancyface
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 1:19 pm

    DUDES!! How AWESOME was that fight? The best part? Calmly sitting down to watch, without a scratch on her, while the whole house explodes!! Loved it! What was the movie about a stripper that got beat down & somebody said “Damn! Did you at least PINCH the bitch?” after seeing the stripper’s face tore up? That left my lips as soon as I saw her face! BTW, Falen said she was only try to break up the fight & got caught in the middle….not what I saw. Can’t wait til recap is up

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