The next thing ya know, Fallen and J-Bloat are informing Rima that they are no longer speaking to Mobama. She’s been dogging Fallen so that’s that. Fallen tells us she is about to pop off!
The next morning, everyone except Fallen goes to the beach because she doesn’t want to be around Mobama.
The girls go out on a boat, except for Mobama and Andrea and J-Bloat actually says that this is her chocolate factory and if you want to go sit in the corner and be miserable don’t expect her to come hold your hand.
J-Bloat and the Chocolate Factory.
From now on J-Bloat says, this is about Julie’s experience, not Miseralla’s experience.
All the girls except Mobama start making up a dance routine on the beach. J-Bloat is even getting into it. Mobama is moping.
Once back at the house they start telling Fallen about the dance routine and apparently it involves this…
After that, Rima asks if anyone can give their own boob a hickey and then demonstrates, she goes and calls her NOT BOYFRIEND.
She should totally go on America’s Got Talent.
When he answers she tells him she doesn’t know what to say to him. THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU CALL? She basically tells him she doesn’t know what she feels for him which pisses him off and then she rattles on about how she can’t trust him. Take a note people, this is what’s called finding a way to make the other person the bad guy so you can get some strange dick.
He tells her he wants to spend the rest of his life with her and she tells him she needs time to think. That means she needs time to hop on the nearest wiener express.
J-Bloat takes Fallen aside and tells her Mobama is on her shit list and the rest of the house are just aquaintances. J-Bloat says she used to feel that bond with Mobama but her attitude is getting tired.
It’s a bunch of presents that turn out to be the girls outfits for their dance. J-Bloat is upset because she can’t wear some of the things. They sort everything out and then do a practice run. J-Bloat sits to the side trying not to puke.
After Practice, Rima,Fallen,Blondie and Andrea go to Baja Cantina for some lunch. Guess who they meet there? That would be Bubba J.
I guess this is what’s known as “Time to think.”
Later, everyone is getting ready for the show and J-Bloat actually says something that makes me LOL. She says she would like to introduce everyone to the 8th member of the cast, her ass. I kinda love her for it. Don’t panic, I’m sure it will pass.
Off to the club they go where they proceed to get hammered. When called up on stage they start to panic because they are too drunk to remember what the hell to do.
Shit I didn’t know they could hear me!
Well at least they tried….sort of.
I haven’t heard that many boo’s since Halloween!
They basically apologize to the manager afterwards and he tells them not to worry about it. He enjoyed it and also to meet him out back for a lipstick party.
Then he announces that one girl in particular has won something extra special!
Yay! 10 minutes of anal sex behind the dumpster!
All the girls pass out in the limo on the ride home. J-Bloat tells us that even though they sucked she conquered her fears and she is proud of herself.