Bad Girls Club Recap: Stage Bite

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By Cherie | Tuesday, August 28, 2012 | 5:12 pm | 19 Comments
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The next day Mobama corners Rima and whines about how no one understands her and she’s in her own little world. Rima wants to know why they all just can’t get along. Mobama says because if she talks shit about Rima someone tells on her and then shit gets started. Does she actually listen to what she says?

The girls go out to eat and they see a Pug and are all happy and want to pet it. Mobama looks like she sees a rat.

Whose a cute lil poopers???

Whose a hideous lil cunt face?

Seriously, how can you hate on a puppy like that? Like Fallen says, if you are gonna be a puss face why even come?

Outside of the restaurant, there is a guy feeding seals fish heads. It’s cute and hilarious but of course Mobama is still inside the restaurant moping like a bitch.

Whose a good seal pup?

J-Bloat says that sea lion was like the Jaba the Hut of the sea and then asks Fallen if she knows Star Wars. She says Star Wars is for nerds.

Definitely for nerds and nerdles alike.

In the car Mobama bitches about the heat. Back at home Mobama bitches that Fallen eats all the time.

Rima,Blondie and Andrea decide to go to Mandalas to scout out some dick, I mean dudes. Ick Bubba J. shows up of course.

You better hope to hell not.

Back at home Mobama calls a dude and has to ask if he knows who she is. Seems she is lonely. She tells him the 2 girls she does talk to there she would never speak to in real life. He says, “Spoken like true Mehgan.” In other words he knows she’s a bitch too. She tells us she ain’t feeling Fallen and J-Bloat so she’s just gonna fake it til she makes it.

Unless you plan on appearing on Toddlers and Tiaras please remove that shit from your head.

Mobama next sets her evil sights on J-Bloat and asks her if it’s time for her period and when she says no she tells her she has been bitchy and sensitive and basically the worst human who ever lived. Even so, Mobama, Fallen and J-Bloat are going out.

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19 Comments

  1. 1
    fancyface
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 5:32 pm

    Cherie….I just want to know one thing, did you ever get to watch that Mama Drama show I was telling you about & if so, what are your thoughts on THAT buffonery?

    Ok, now off to read the recap :)

  2. 2
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted August 28, 2012 at 6:35 pm

    Ha yes I did. I saw the one where the crying bitch ran into the hotel and then almost had a stroke when she was asked to do a sobriety test. As whiney as she and her daughter are, there are some bitches on there I would have to push out of a window. I haven’t seen the whole series but it’s definitely on my list of laying in the bed, boozing it up and shutting out the world marathons!

  3. 3
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 6:50 am

    Before I dive in to this recap I am stating for the record I am TIRES OF THE POPCORN. So, I am grabbing the Jr. Mints from now on! They’re refreshing!

    Back to reading!

  4. 4
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 7:27 am

    The one and only thing I laughed at in this epidsode and I hate to admit who made me laugh, but when J-Bloat called Mobama “Rudy Huxtable” I fell off my couch laughing. Thought that was funny.

    Is it me or is the editing particularly horrible in this episode? Why did the girls seem to have 5 costume changes on stage none of which were the outfits given to them? And, they really must have sucked b/c there wasn’t even 5 seconds of cohesive dance routine footage to show. Such a mess.

    I could never go on this show for the bathroom issues alone. I’d rather get bit than use that bathroom-UGH!

  5. 5
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 7:33 am

    I watched Mama Drama. I love Morena. She will check her girls in a second.

    Jan and Vanessa are gross.

    Any way back to BGC…Rima is 0-4 in fights in the house. You would think she would learn that she can’t fight.

  6. 6
    fancyface
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 8:39 am

    Classy I love how you got everybody from Mama Drama names wrong lol. It’s like you watch it drunk or something lol. I love Loren (morena :) too, Jay (Jan :) & Vanessa are definitely gross. Between all the not showering & diaper peeing..I..I..I can’t! The best? The Klassy duo with the 60 year old mom dressing like her daughter!!

    Anyhoo…BGC? *YAWN* Seriously, is this THE most boring season yet? I mean wth is going on? The editing is beyond ridiculous, erratic, & makes no sense. She may not be the most popular person around these here parts, but I love Megan. This show NEEDS her bitchery & her brilliant whoop assedness…it’s a shame she won’t stick around. I am DYING to see her whoop Falen AND Rima’s ass at the same time. You know if JBloat is ‘running’ the factory then this is a season of lame ass girls. Booo. I’m probably done when Rudy (best thing that came out of that twat’s mouth all season) leaves unless they bring in another bad ass like Camilla

  7. 7
    labowner
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 10:02 am

    Are we be running out of skanks in this country? This season is so boring. I bet they thought being in Mexico would add something, but it has failed miserable.

    Cherie would not be interested without your recaps.

  8. 8
    Moli Moli
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 10:12 am

    These girls are a mess. I think Rima should have gone home over Christina. I’m so tired of all these boring girls, but I still love Ashley. I can’t WAIT until Mobama kicks Rima and Falen’s butts. Am I the only one who thinks its weird that Andrea was more upset that Christina was leaving than Ashley? I hope and pray that the dancing was a result of editing, I mean were they even dancing to the same music?

  9. 9
    yummy
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 11:21 am

    “Rudy Huxtable” cracked me up, too. I still hate Julie, though!

  10. 10
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 11:29 am

    Oh I can’t stand her but I think we’ve found our BCG Battle Cry…

    STOP BEING SO RUDY HUXTABLE!

  11. 11
    featherhead
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 11:37 am

    I may change my mind, but right now I like Fallon (which is also my neice’s name and she’s definately a bad girl at 6 yo). It may change by next week, I’m fickle like that. LOL @ Rudy Huxtable!!

  12. 12
    Enrique's Mole
    Posted August 29, 2012 at 7:28 pm

    I enjoyed the irony of J-Hulk talking about Jabba the Hut, considering its her alter ego. Hobama needs some serious medication to lift her mood or a serious attitude adjustment (here’s hoping she gets the latter next week). And, Rima is just disgusting. Who the eff BITES in a fight?!

    I don’t think these beasts are boring this season, but I do think they’re weak.

  13. 13
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted August 30, 2012 at 9:37 am

    Rudy Huxtable lolol. These bitches are definitely not boring anymore, irritating and stupid absolutely but not boring. Rima needs to be in a zoo. Or be made to wear one of those Hannibal Lector masks, cannabalistic cow.

  14. 14
    labowner
    Posted August 30, 2012 at 5:26 pm

    Oh my. Just got done watching God Bless America and there is a fake scene from BGC that shows the girls fighting and one girl says something to the effect of “you shit on my food” and reaches under her dress and pulls out her tampon and throws it.

    I am really shocked this hasn’t happened yet.

  15. 15
    (J)ustPeachy (J)ustPeachy
    Posted August 30, 2012 at 11:19 pm

    Eww. I don’t know why, but that reminded me of the ‘lady’ that shit on the staircase on flavor of love.

  16. 16
    asby
    Posted September 2, 2012 at 12:37 pm

    i can not wait for the reunion show ….i think most of the girls are gonna gang up and beat on j-bloats ass

  17. 17
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 11:05 am

    I know it’s not up yet but WTF RIMA????????????????????????????

  18. 18
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 11:30 am

    @Gypsy

    HA!!! Rima keeps getting her azz beat. Then thinks she’s won because the other person got kicked out of the house. While I don’t like Megan she can definitely fight, and if I not mistaken she hasn’t had one of those “I am going to be such and such’s ass”. She just fights them.

  19. 19
    fancyface
    Posted September 4, 2012 at 1:19 pm

    DUDES!! How AWESOME was that fight? The best part? Calmly sitting down to watch, without a scratch on her, while the whole house explodes!! Loved it! What was the movie about a stripper that got beat down & somebody said “Damn! Did you at least PINCH the bitch?” after seeing the stripper’s face tore up? That left my lips as soon as I saw her face! BTW, Falen said she was only try to break up the fight & got caught in the middle….not what I saw. Can’t wait til recap is up

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