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The next day Mobama corners Rima and whines about how no one understands her and she’s in her own little world. Rima wants to know why they all just can’t get along. Mobama says because if she talks shit about Rima someone tells on her and then shit gets started. Does she actually listen to what she says?
The girls go out to eat and they see a Pug and are all happy and want to pet it. Mobama looks like she sees a rat.
Seriously, how can you hate on a puppy like that? Like Fallen says, if you are gonna be a puss face why even come?
Outside of the restaurant, there is a guy feeding seals fish heads. It’s cute and hilarious but of course Mobama is still inside the restaurant moping like a bitch.
J-Bloat says that sea lion was like the Jaba the Hut of the sea and then asks Fallen if she knows Star Wars. She says Star Wars is for nerds.
In the car Mobama bitches about the heat. Back at home Mobama bitches that Fallen eats all the time.
Rima,Blondie and Andrea decide to go to Mandalas to scout out some dick, I mean dudes. Ick Bubba J. shows up of course.
Back at home Mobama calls a dude and has to ask if he knows who she is. Seems she is lonely. She tells him the 2 girls she does talk to there she would never speak to in real life. He says, “Spoken like true Mehgan.” In other words he knows she’s a bitch too. She tells us she ain’t feeling Fallen and J-Bloat so she’s just gonna fake it til she makes it.
Unless you plan on appearing on Toddlers and Tiaras please remove that shit from your head.
Mobama next sets her evil sights on J-Bloat and asks her if it’s time for her period and when she says no she tells her she has been bitchy and sensitive and basically the worst human who ever lived. Even so, Mobama, Fallen and J-Bloat are going out.