We start off with Rima, Erika, Blondie and Christina rehashing the events of the night before. Erika tells us that she and the 3 afore mentioned skanks are WINNERS and that Mobama, Falen and Julie are PABs. Punk ass bitches. Erika asks Blondie if she’s gonna turn into a PAB and she says yes. Because she doesn’t know what it means and thinks it’s something good. They explain it to her. She says she just wants to be chill for right now.
Next we see Mobama pulling her shit out of the pool and then telling us that all her life she’s been accused of being fake and it’s because she is. Apparently she’s very proud of it too.
Downstairs Rima starts to cook some chorizo and Erika wants to know what the hell it is and says it looks and smells like horse dick. How she knows this I don’t want to know.
Horse dong. Deelish!
Upstairs Mobama tells Julie she isn’t even mad at Rima anymore and doesn’t want to fight. Julie says she feels the same about Christina and then says she’s gonna buy her some vagina deodorant and leave it by her mirror. Falen is over all of it.
Back downstairs the WINNERS are doing body shots.
Pot belly shots!!!
As Blondie screams like a lunatic, Rima keeps drinking. And getting riled up. She staggers outside where Mobama and Julie are, and says she’s gonna keep doing shots until she’s fucked up. I think that was about 4 shots ago.
Rima starts talking about having the devil inside her and other crap and Mobama calls her RiRi and says she thought everything was cool between them. Oh hell. Rima staggers over to Mobama and explains that when you have booze in your system you tell the truth and she may look classy but sometimes she can be trashy. And she starts crying and saying she’s only 22 and hasn’t lived her life and Erika is watching and about to puke.
I so confooossss!
Falen is totally confused because they are in Cabo and no one is supposed to be crying and acting like a dingbat. No that is totally what you are supposed to do so I can make fun of you.
Erika is upstairs and pissed off. Outside the whining continues because Rima doesn’t feel like anyone has her back. Wow. Rima cries/talks and says that she has to have Erika’s back cause that’s the bitch she sleeps with. They tell her the other girls are putting shit in her ear. Rima is loud and confused and Erika and Blondie come out and basically drag her back to bed so she and Jack Daniel’s can take a nappy.
Erika tells her she’s acting silly and making a fool of herself. Suddenly Rima swings around and yells at Blondie that she didn’t have her back last night. Blondie swears she did. Mostly because she doesn’t remember last night. Rima is now on the floor speaking in tongues. Then she races to the potty and pukes. Blondie comes in and consoles her.