Bad Girls Club Recap: The Devil Wears Nada

Recaps

By Cherie | Wednesday, July 25, 2012 | 6:50 pm | 20 Comments
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We start off with Rima, Erika, Blondie and Christina rehashing the events of the night before. Erika tells us that she and the 3 afore mentioned skanks are WINNERS and that Mobama, Falen and Julie are PABs. Punk ass bitches. Erika asks Blondie if she’s gonna turn into a PAB and she says yes. Because she doesn’t know what it means and thinks it’s something good. They explain it to her. She says she just wants to be chill for right now.

Next we see Mobama pulling her shit out of the pool and then telling us that all her life she’s been accused of being fake and it’s because she is. Apparently she’s very proud of it too.

Downstairs Rima starts to cook some chorizo and Erika wants to know what the hell it is and says it looks and smells like horse dick. How she knows this I don’t want to know.

Horse dong. Deelish!

Upstairs Mobama tells Julie she isn’t even mad at Rima anymore and doesn’t want to fight. Julie says she feels the same about Christina and then says she’s gonna buy her some vagina deodorant and leave it by her mirror. Falen is over all of it.

Back downstairs the WINNERS are doing body shots.

Pot belly shots!!!

As Blondie screams like a lunatic, Rima keeps drinking. And getting riled up. She staggers outside where Mobama and Julie are, and says she’s gonna keep doing shots until she’s fucked up. I think that was about 4 shots ago.

Rima starts talking about having the devil inside her and other crap and Mobama calls her RiRi and says she thought everything was cool between them. Oh hell. Rima staggers over to Mobama and explains that when you have booze in your system you tell the truth and she may look classy but sometimes she can be trashy. And she starts crying and saying she’s only 22 and hasn’t lived her life and Erika is watching and about to puke.

I so confooossss!

Falen is totally confused because they are in Cabo and no one is supposed to be crying and acting like a dingbat. No that is totally what you are supposed to do so I can make fun of you.

Erika is upstairs and pissed off. Outside the whining continues because Rima doesn’t feel like anyone has her back. Wow. Rima cries/talks and says that she has to have Erika’s back cause that’s the bitch she sleeps with. They tell her the other girls are putting shit in her ear. Rima is loud and confused and Erika and Blondie come out and basically drag her back to bed so she and Jack Daniel’s can take a nappy.

Erika tells her she’s acting silly and making a fool of herself. Suddenly Rima swings around and yells at Blondie that she didn’t have her back last night. Blondie swears she did. Mostly because she doesn’t remember last night. Rima is now on the floor speaking in tongues.  Then she races to the potty and pukes. Blondie comes in and consoles her.

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20 Comments

  1. 1
    Enrique's Mole
    Posted July 25, 2012 at 7:56 pm

    Damn it, who let Juli-saurus hatch a plan? And how are the other bitches dumb enough to believe a word that comes out of her Cheetoh-crusted mouth?! Hate!

  2. 2
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted July 25, 2012 at 9:10 pm

    LOL Juli-saurus!!! I know, I can’t stand her but damn, she’s working those bitches.

  3. 3
    cheergirl
    Posted July 25, 2012 at 9:32 pm

    I only like christina now. Falen is so irrelevant and I wish she would go home. I looked at the upcoming episodes’ descriptions and someone does go home and someone new comes in. I think I know who. Seems like they will be ganging up on Rima which I hate (last season was terrible b/c that’s all they did).

  4. 4
    jerseyj
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 5:58 am

    I have to say, I don’t like Julie and Mobama, but I was impressed by their scheming. They are controlling the whole house right now and the others are too stupid to realize it!

    So far I think the only one I really like is Blondie. She’s dumb as hell, but she’s entertaining and not a bitch.

    Is it just me or did they get a lot of big girls this season? Erika, Rima, Blondie and Julie should have formed a click and called themselves the chunky monkeys :p

    Also, since when is it acceptable behavior to pull your clothes off on top of a bar? I mean, I know that shit flies in Mexico, but Rima claims she does it in chicago too? Any bar I know would kick her cottage cheese ass out for that!

  5. 5
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 6:56 am

    I get a flash of the boobs every now and then but the whole pants on the ground thing confuses me. I mean aren’t there laws against that. (for the states at least)

  6. 6
    sandra
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 7:22 am

    Still Hate Julie but now hating Erica for being so stupid. They are too immature and have no business in Mexico. Idiots but I love to see them act like fools!

  7. 7
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 7:34 am

    It really doesn’t matter if you hit someone first. If you get your butt beat then you are the idiot that keeps going back in for more.

  8. 8
    yummy
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 11:00 am

    Agreed, classy drunk. Who brags about getting the first hit when it’s the only one they get and they walk away all battered and bruised??

    I disagree that Julie is “controlling” Erika. Erika was already annoyed with Rima. Maybe Julie sped it up, but I think this would have gone down either way because Rima is sloppy and crazy. And can the girls on this show please stop it with the “scheming to get this bitch out of the house” crap?? I really hate Lea and Kristen for starting this trend back in their season.

  9. 9
    labowner
    Posted July 26, 2012 at 5:28 pm

    Isn’t Rima the one with the kid and now we see she is insane? Hopefully DCFS is taking notes.

  10. 10
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted July 27, 2012 at 9:59 am

    Ok I just caught up on this season and I want no affiliation with that lame ass bitch Julie.

    But, I love how nutzo this crew is.

    I’m in!

  11. 11
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted July 29, 2012 at 5:25 am

    Man getting peeps to comment in summer is like getting my Mom In Law to like my food! So thanks to all who have read this crap and continue the torture that is Season 9 of BGC. Love to you all!!!!!!

  12. 12
    (J)ustPeachy (J)ustPeachy
    Posted July 29, 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Lol, Cherie. I just caught up, too. I haven’t even watched an episode. Every spare minute I have goes to Big Brother. Your recaps are more interesting, anyways. Try to get some shots of all these fights. I know that the camera angles suck and they flash stuff so fast, but I would like to see who is actually hitting who and how she got those bruises. You had me rolling with the Julie names, shoot, all the names. When I read the comment above, I was like, who’s Megan? lol

  13. 13
    fancyface
    Posted August 1, 2012 at 2:42 pm

    “Fuck you! I’ll Fuck a FIVE year old up!”

    Umm Cherie…do you watch this little gem called Mama Drama on VH1? If not…..GET ON THAT SHIT STAT!! And this is totally relevant because former bad girl Ashley & her mom (responsible for my opening quote in reference to some of the moms thinking that people of a certain age are off limits) is on the show…so there.

    It’s like the bad girls club, no it IS the bad girls club for mother-daughter duos..the craziest actually being a mother-daughter-daughter TRIO. I just randomly scheduled this show after reading the title, had 3 epis on my dvr, & got bored so I played catch up & OMG!! I can’t even explain how awesome it is. This is actually pretty sad because you have grown ass women who should know better by now but thank goodness for us that they don’t! Seriously…watch it! I’m hoping for a recap to capture this awesomeness.

  14. 14
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted August 1, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    @fancyface lolololol I will look the show up and see if there is a marathon on cause crazy bitches are right up my alley!!! For a second I thought you were quoting something I said and I was thinking maybe it’s time for me to get a lil therapy! How’d I miss this show??? Thanks again!!
    Loves!!!

  15. 15
    Heather
    Posted August 1, 2012 at 6:50 pm

    Erica is an embarrassment and she needs to go home. She needs to sit her ass down and chill out, my personal opinion you whip ass one good time they’ll stop

  16. 16
    Moli Moli
    Posted August 1, 2012 at 7:49 pm

    OMG, I just watched the 2nd and 3rd episodes of Mama Drama on VH1. I’m speechless! Whitney and Britney with a splash of Loren is a tad terrifying. BTW, I hate Erika…loved the recap as always Cherie.

  17. 17
    fancyface
    Posted August 1, 2012 at 10:34 pm

    @Cheri…Let me know if you need links to watch it online because this is MUST SEE TV! It’s like that show Crowned: The Mother of All Pageants, where it was a mother daughter pageant that was hosted by Carson Kressley & that chick that was married to Travis Barker…but this show has 5 pairs of mothers & daughters that were like that crunk black duo that ran out after they were eliminated before their sashes could be cut. You know the show I’m talking about or was I only one watching that shit? If you haven’t seen that one either I suggest you do because that was some bat shit craziness too!

    @Moli…ditto on the speechless! I watched the 1st episode with my mouth open because I couldn’t believe I was watching a show about MOTHERS acting a fools with their 20 something daughters on national tv but I could NOT look away. Loren was a mess OUT THE GATE, so if you haven’t seen the 1st episode watch it IMMEDIATELY. (and what about her going off on her daughters for acting like her & even having the nerve to tell Whit she needed to be a better role model for HER daughter? Umm hello pot! have you met yourself? chile please!) I was hooked from the 1st scene but when Sharon said “Some of the mothers think that because someone is of a certain age they should be off limits” and then deadpanned to the camera “Fuck You! I’ll fuck up a 5yr old”….I fell in love! I mean, who says shit like that & why don’t I know people that do in real life? Because we could seriously be best friends lol. I literally can’t stop quoting her!

  18. 18
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 3:58 am

    @fancyface please send me the links. All I can find on VH1 is ep 5. I MUST see this show!!! I MUST!!!!!

  19. 19
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 3:59 am

    Oh sorry and thanks for the love @Moli. I love all my BGC bitches. And I mean that with love!!!!

  20. 20
    Moli Moli
    Posted August 2, 2012 at 4:25 am

    Fancyface do you have a link for the first episode? My mouth dropped open where I found out the twins occupation. Seriously you can talk the talk and in the next breath cry cause you can’t find your Mommy.

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