Meanwhile in Confessional, excuse me I mean Confesionario, Julie is laughing about Rima saying she had the devil in her because she thinks Erika is the devil and is possessing her. Meanwhile Christina is outside listening and of course drops something and they(Mobama, Julie & Falen) hear it. Mobama wonders if the house is haunted.
They snatch open the door just in time for Christina to jump into the bathroom with Rima. Julie smirks and Mobama says they think the house is haunted. Christina says the house is haunted with a bunch of dirty sluts. Julie asks her why she wants to start shit. Christina focuses on Julie’s head and asks her what that bump is? And they are at it again.
They basically just grab each others hair and spin around until Julie lands on her ass. As usual. Oh and “security” comes running in. He looks more like a pizza delivery dude to me.
Calm down the pizzas here!
Christina is proud of her work and Erika looks disgusted because, well because. Julie admits that Christina got her licks in but she will always hit you first! She should probably rethink her strategy since she keeps falling on her ass.
The next morning, Erika explains to Rima what a fool she made of herself. Rima says it was Charlie. Erika wants to know who the fuck is Charlie. That’s when Rima has the devil in her, she calls him Charlie. If you are a Vietnam Vet, please stop reading now.
Julie meanwhile thinks they are on the Straight Jacket Club. I will have to agree.
You better hope they get one for Christina before you run out of areas for her to bruise.
Julie hears Rima on the phone and Rima yells out that it’s a sad day today. Julie goes to check on her and gets on the phone and tells Rima’s guy that she is possessed. Falen joins them and they have a gigglefest and discuss the fact that Mexico is the country of death and exorcisms. Julie says she thinks that’s Italy because the Vatican is there.
Upstairs Erika and Christina are getting a little tired of Rima and her being fake, They fear she is becoming a PAB.
Mobama is all excited because her birthday is Saturday! Yay. Christina, Rima, Erika and Blondie are going out for tatts and lunch. At lunch Rima is ill because she can’t drink with them because she has to drive. Then the manager/Holy Man shows up to take their order. And yes I said Holy Man. Turns out he’s a man of the cloth. The girls tell him that Rima needs an exorcism and she asks him to “lay hands on her” and he does.
Now he needs to follow them back to the house and do that to all of them.
Back at the house Julie is yapping about having to go get her nails done because she broke one hitting that bitch in the face. She then goes on to explain to the nail lady that the other girl is supposed to be the fighter but she always hits her first! Oh and the only reason she was able to put a mark (a bunch of them) on her face was because Julie was drunk. Whatever gets you through the day dippy.
On to the tatt shop with the other four. Rima gets her BGC tatt on her shoulder, and Blondie gets hers behind her ear.
The last spot without a fat roll.
Back at the house, Christina yells out, “I’m home bitches!” Upstairs the PAB’s are plotting. They decide it’s time to divide and conquer. But first they will make nicey nice with everyone so they can lull them into a false sense of security.
Later that night the girls are going out but Erika stays back because she is sicker than hell. Mobama is excited to put their plan to action. At the club Julie does just that. She goes over to Christina and tells her that they are cool. That they both owe each other an apology. Christina falls for it and agrees and they actually hug. Julie goes back to Mobama and tells her that when she is bad, she’s really, really good at it. I’m starting to see that. But I still don’t like her.