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Wednesday, July 25, 2012
6:50 pm
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Tagged: bad girls club, cabo san lucas, exorcism, funny, mexico, recap, spoof, tvgasm
Meanwhile in Confessional, excuse me I mean Confesionario, Julie is laughing about Rima saying she had the devil in her because she thinks Erika is the devil and is possessing her. Meanwhile Christina is outside listening and of course drops something and they(Mobama, Julie & Falen) hear it. Mobama wonders if the house is haunted.
They snatch open the door just in time for Christina to jump into the bathroom with Rima. Julie smirks and Mobama says they think the house is haunted. Christina says the house is haunted with a bunch of dirty sluts. Julie asks her why she wants to start shit. Christina focuses on Julie’s head and asks her what that bump is? And they are at it again.
They basically just grab each others hair and spin around until Julie lands on her ass. As usual. Oh and “security” comes running in. He looks more like a pizza delivery dude to me.
Calm down the pizzas here!
Christina is proud of her work and Erika looks disgusted because, well because. Julie admits that Christina got her licks in but she will always hit you first! She should probably rethink her strategy since she keeps falling on her ass.
The next morning, Erika explains to Rima what a fool she made of herself. Rima says it was Charlie. Erika wants to know who the fuck is Charlie. That’s when Rima has the devil in her, she calls him Charlie. If you are a Vietnam Vet, please stop reading now.
Julie meanwhile thinks they are on the Straight Jacket Club. I will have to agree.
You better hope they get one for Christina before you run out of areas for her to bruise.
Julie hears Rima on the phone and Rima yells out that it’s a sad day today. Julie goes to check on her and gets on the phone and tells Rima’s guy that she is possessed. Falen joins them and they have a gigglefest and discuss the fact that Mexico is the country of death and exorcisms. Julie says she thinks that’s Italy because the Vatican is there.
Upstairs Erika and Christina are getting a little tired of Rima and her being fake, They fear she is becoming a PAB.
Mobama is all excited because her birthday is Saturday! Yay. Christina, Rima, Erika and Blondie are going out for tatts and lunch. At lunch Rima is ill because she can’t drink with them because she has to drive. Then the manager/Holy Man shows up to take their order. And yes I said Holy Man. Turns out he’s a man of the cloth. The girls tell him that Rima needs an exorcism and she asks him to “lay hands on her” and he does.
HEALED!
Now he needs to follow them back to the house and do that to all of them.
Back at the house Julie is yapping about having to go get her nails done because she broke one hitting that bitch in the face. She then goes on to explain to the nail lady that the other girl is supposed to be the fighter but she always hits her first! Oh and the only reason she was able to put a mark (a bunch of them) on her face was because Julie was drunk. Whatever gets you through the day dippy.
On to the tatt shop with the other four. Rima gets her BGC tatt on her shoulder, and Blondie gets hers behind her ear.
The last spot without a fat roll.
Back at the house, Christina yells out, “I’m home bitches!” Upstairs the PAB’s are plotting. They decide it’s time to divide and conquer. But first they will make nicey nice with everyone so they can lull them into a false sense of security.
Later that night the girls are going out but Erika stays back because she is sicker than hell. Mobama is excited to put their plan to action. At the club Julie does just that. She goes over to Christina and tells her that they are cool. That they both owe each other an apology. Christina falls for it and agrees and they actually hug. Julie goes back to Mobama and tells her that when she is bad, she’s really, really good at it. I’m starting to see that. But I still don’t like her.
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Damn it, who let Juli-saurus hatch a plan? And how are the other bitches dumb enough to believe a word that comes out of her Cheetoh-crusted mouth?! Hate!
LOL Juli-saurus!!! I know, I can’t stand her but damn, she’s working those bitches.
I only like christina now. Falen is so irrelevant and I wish she would go home. I looked at the upcoming episodes’ descriptions and someone does go home and someone new comes in. I think I know who. Seems like they will be ganging up on Rima which I hate (last season was terrible b/c that’s all they did).
I have to say, I don’t like Julie and Mobama, but I was impressed by their scheming. They are controlling the whole house right now and the others are too stupid to realize it!
So far I think the only one I really like is Blondie. She’s dumb as hell, but she’s entertaining and not a bitch.
Is it just me or did they get a lot of big girls this season? Erika, Rima, Blondie and Julie should have formed a click and called themselves the chunky monkeys :p
Also, since when is it acceptable behavior to pull your clothes off on top of a bar? I mean, I know that shit flies in Mexico, but Rima claims she does it in chicago too? Any bar I know would kick her cottage cheese ass out for that!
I get a flash of the boobs every now and then but the whole pants on the ground thing confuses me. I mean aren’t there laws against that. (for the states at least)
Still Hate Julie but now hating Erica for being so stupid. They are too immature and have no business in Mexico. Idiots but I love to see them act like fools!
It really doesn’t matter if you hit someone first. If you get your butt beat then you are the idiot that keeps going back in for more.
Agreed, classy drunk. Who brags about getting the first hit when it’s the only one they get and they walk away all battered and bruised??
I disagree that Julie is “controlling” Erika. Erika was already annoyed with Rima. Maybe Julie sped it up, but I think this would have gone down either way because Rima is sloppy and crazy. And can the girls on this show please stop it with the “scheming to get this bitch out of the house” crap?? I really hate Lea and Kristen for starting this trend back in their season.
Isn’t Rima the one with the kid and now we see she is insane? Hopefully DCFS is taking notes.
Ok I just caught up on this season and I want no affiliation with that lame ass bitch Julie.
But, I love how nutzo this crew is.
I’m in!
Man getting peeps to comment in summer is like getting my Mom In Law to like my food! So thanks to all who have read this crap and continue the torture that is Season 9 of BGC. Love to you all!!!!!!
Lol, Cherie. I just caught up, too. I haven’t even watched an episode. Every spare minute I have goes to Big Brother. Your recaps are more interesting, anyways. Try to get some shots of all these fights. I know that the camera angles suck and they flash stuff so fast, but I would like to see who is actually hitting who and how she got those bruises. You had me rolling with the Julie names, shoot, all the names. When I read the comment above, I was like, who’s Megan? lol
“Fuck you! I’ll Fuck a FIVE year old up!”
Umm Cherie…do you watch this little gem called Mama Drama on VH1? If not…..GET ON THAT SHIT STAT!! And this is totally relevant because former bad girl Ashley & her mom (responsible for my opening quote in reference to some of the moms thinking that people of a certain age are off limits) is on the show…so there.
It’s like the bad girls club, no it IS the bad girls club for mother-daughter duos..the craziest actually being a mother-daughter-daughter TRIO. I just randomly scheduled this show after reading the title, had 3 epis on my dvr, & got bored so I played catch up & OMG!! I can’t even explain how awesome it is. This is actually pretty sad because you have grown ass women who should know better by now but thank goodness for us that they don’t! Seriously…watch it! I’m hoping for a recap to capture this awesomeness.
@fancyface lolololol I will look the show up and see if there is a marathon on cause crazy bitches are right up my alley!!! For a second I thought you were quoting something I said and I was thinking maybe it’s time for me to get a lil therapy! How’d I miss this show??? Thanks again!!
Loves!!!
Erica is an embarrassment and she needs to go home. She needs to sit her ass down and chill out, my personal opinion you whip ass one good time they’ll stop
OMG, I just watched the 2nd and 3rd episodes of Mama Drama on VH1. I’m speechless! Whitney and Britney with a splash of Loren is a tad terrifying. BTW, I hate Erika…loved the recap as always Cherie.
@Cheri…Let me know if you need links to watch it online because this is MUST SEE TV! It’s like that show Crowned: The Mother of All Pageants, where it was a mother daughter pageant that was hosted by Carson Kressley & that chick that was married to Travis Barker…but this show has 5 pairs of mothers & daughters that were like that crunk black duo that ran out after they were eliminated before their sashes could be cut. You know the show I’m talking about or was I only one watching that shit? If you haven’t seen that one either I suggest you do because that was some bat shit craziness too!
@Moli…ditto on the speechless! I watched the 1st episode with my mouth open because I couldn’t believe I was watching a show about MOTHERS acting a fools with their 20 something daughters on national tv but I could NOT look away. Loren was a mess OUT THE GATE, so if you haven’t seen the 1st episode watch it IMMEDIATELY. (and what about her going off on her daughters for acting like her & even having the nerve to tell Whit she needed to be a better role model for HER daughter? Umm hello pot! have you met yourself? chile please!) I was hooked from the 1st scene but when Sharon said “Some of the mothers think that because someone is of a certain age they should be off limits” and then deadpanned to the camera “Fuck You! I’ll fuck up a 5yr old”….I fell in love! I mean, who says shit like that & why don’t I know people that do in real life? Because we could seriously be best friends lol. I literally can’t stop quoting her!
@fancyface please send me the links. All I can find on VH1 is ep 5. I MUST see this show!!! I MUST!!!!!
Oh sorry and thanks for the love @Moli. I love all my BGC bitches. And I mean that with love!!!!
Fancyface do you have a link for the first episode? My mouth dropped open where I found out the twins occupation. Seriously you can talk the talk and in the next breath cry cause you can’t find your Mommy.