The next day Erika is feeling much better and plans to feel a whole lot better. She has set up a tequila tasting for them all. Mobama and Falen are already hung over but they go anyway.
Julie next goes to Erika and tells her she made up with Christina. Erika thinks this is a sign that Julie is learning and growing. Ha!
Julie then tells Erika that this might be a “powder in the pooch” day.
I would think every day is a powder in the pooch day for the BGC.
Erika explains that it is hot and you have to put powder in your panties so your vag don’t sweat. I can’t believe I just typed that.
Off to the tasting they go as one big happy sweaty pooched family! Seriously they all keep talking about sweating and laughing and Blondie is so happy that they love each other. I’m gonna get drunk just watching this shit.
It tastes like feeeeet!
Erika hops up and starts dancing and Julie keeps talking about how they are all “good” and getting along and happy happy happy!!!
Back at the house, Blondie is whining to Rima that she wants a real man. She wants to kiss a man. She tells Rima she kisses her all the time but it’s not the same she wants a man! Then they kiss. Mobama comes in and Blondie is all, “Dude your boobs look good.” She hasn’t seen them all “out” like that. Blondie asks if she can touch them. Mobama says sure.
Guess there’s no dildo machine this season.
The next day comes and it’s Mobama’s 22nd birthday!!! Yay!!!
Mobama plans to go to the spa with her boos Julie and Falen, out to lunch and do something fun later that night. It’s gonna be the bestest birthday ever!
Rima and Blondie are going with them. Erika realizes this at the last moment and is pissed that she and Christina weren’t invited. Rima tells her she invited herself. They are about to leave so Erika says she needs a shower and can’t go. Someone says Rima didn’t shower and Erika says, “I ain’t like this bitch.”
The girls leave and Julie and Mobama’s plan starts to work. Erika wonders why they weren’t invited and Christina proclaims she’s more mad at Rima. They decide she isn’t the person they thought she was and the only decision they need to make is whether or not to fuck up Mobama’s birthday or be cool. Either way, Erika says the bitches fates are in their hands.
Over lunch, Rima and Blondie thank the others for letting them tag a long even though they invited themselves. Julie says now that they are all “cool” it’s stupid to keep hanging out in separate groups even if the others a a bit “salty” about it right now. Julie tells Rima to just talk to Erika and Christina about it and Rima says she doesn’t make excuses to anybody, she does what she wants. Julie digs a little deeper and asks if they think that Erika and Christina maybe don’t feel that things are “cool”. And they bond.
At the nail salon, Falen is amazed at how easy this has been. Julie agrees and says they are dumb as fuck. I have to agree. She also says they are evil scheming bitches. I agree with that too.
Back at home the bitterness is growing. Erika decides Rima is fake and phoney and is now a PAB.
It’s hard to take someone seriously when they look like Mini Mouse.
Upstairs they go to hide Rima’s wallet under the bed. That’s stupid and serious PAB behavior if you ask me. I hate when even I start to flip on people. Oh well.
Christina actually does the hiding because Erika doesn’t want Rima to touch her shit. She would have to fuck her up.
Back at the spa, the evil ones toast to their group OSRS. On Some Real Shit. Then they head home to some very unhappy bitches. Especially Erika who says they were left at home all day and no, she does not want to go out with them tonight. Finally they convince her to go and they all get dressed up in lingerie to go to The Pink Kitty and dance and get more drunk.
Most of them were mostly clad except for Rima who decided to wear a thong.
You’ll never see that thong again.
Rima tells us she feels tension from Erika but she’s not her Mom and she’s gonna do what she wants to do.
Off to Club Ho they go. Happiness and dancing and Mobama gets to blow out a big ass candle.
Happy Birthday Bitch!
Julie has now sensed the tension between Rima and Erika and she makes her move on Erika. She tells her she’s been wanting to talk to her and she tells her that the day Rima was drunk she told her that she, Rima, really wanted to be friends with them but that Erika had told her not to fuck with them. She tells Julie that what she said was not to be playing both sides. And she’s pissed. She claims she only told Rima not to be phony. And she and Julie HUG. I still don’t like her but damn, either she’s really good at this shit or Erika is seriously stupid. You choose.
Back at home they put candles on some cupcakes and say Happy Birthday again. Mobama is happy as a pig in shit because she had a great birthday and their plan is in action.
The tension keeps building and everyone goes to bed. The next morning Erika tells the girls to calm her down because she doesn’t want to go home. Julie plays all stupid and asks what’s wrong. Rima is clueless for a second and then Erika says people are talking shit.
You a phony!!!!
Rima is all, “Whaa?” Erika repeats herself and Rima wants to know who said what because someone is twisting her words. At first Erika says it doesn’t matter who said what and then she tells her it was Julie. Rima confronts Julie and says she never said that Erika told her not to fuck with them and Julie says she did when she was drunk!
Oh Dear, I didn’t mean to cause trouble.
Rima says hello, I was drunk, exactly! She doesn’t even remember saying that. Erika doesn’t care whether she was drunk or not. It keeps getting worse and Erika starts to walk over to Rima and Rima tries to walk away and “be a bigger person.” Rima says she isn’t gonna bring Charlie out right now. While Julie and Mobama giggle, Erika jumps in Rima’s face and they start screaming.
And the show ends. So, what do we think of Miss Julie now? Or Mobama for that matter. Falen as usual just sat on the sidelines but those two are acting like real Bad Girls. I really don’t want to like either one of them so I’m not gonna.
Until next week,
Love and Smooches,
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