Bad Girls Club Recap: The Tipping Point


By Cherie | | 7:00 am | 33 Comments

This week begins with a phone call from Pink Kitty dude telling Andrea that they missed them the day before. She explains that there was an “incident” at the beach. Cut to Mobama and Rima’s fight. He then tells her that basically they are lucky because he usually doesn’t call people back that blow him off. She apologizes and he tells her he made some time in the schedule for that afternoon to get in a rehearsal. She says she’ll make it happen and tells the others.

Off to rehearsal they go. Emillio, the rehearsal dude, asks them what happened and they explain and introduce Zuly. Then he asks them what they thought about their last performance.

They sucked donkey balls.

They agree they sucked and he tells them they need to practice hard unless they want people laughing at them. I think it’s way too late to worry about that.

J-Bloat says, “We are in it to win it!” Thank you Randy Jackson now sit down and shut up.

Zuly is freaking out because she doesn’t know the dance and the others try to reassure her. Andrea meanwhile shows us some moves.

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Fallen tells us that last week they looked like a basketball team and this week  they are going to make Emillio proud cause they look good!

No. No you really don’t.

Back at home, the topic is exercising. Blondie hates it but wants to look like Andrea. She tells a story of how her exboyfriend would make her workout and she only weighed 90 pounds. And he wouldn’t let her eat. When they try to get more details, she doesn’t want to talk about it. Andrea tells her not to let people walk all over her and that she too had a douche bag boyfriend who called her thunder thighs. Blondie doesn’t think she’s all that fat and holds up her chubby lil’ leg to prove it.

In the kitchen, Rima is flirting with Zuly and Zuly opens a wine bottle with her teeth.  Zuly tells us she likes Rima and would not mind cuddling with her all night.

Off to Club StankAss we go. The girls are dancing and drinking and Zuly and Rima are especially into each other. Then Rima shows us her signature move.

That’s not a Cracker Jack box, get your hand outta there!

Oh wait she was just pulling her skirt back down. Zuly then tells us that she can take care of Rima better than a guy and if she has to turn her out she will.

Suddenly Rima sees Ricky J. and wanders off to flirt with him. Zuly does not like this at all. She tells Andrea that she’s a little jealous. Andrea asks of what? Zuly says she is digging Rima. Andrea tells her that Rima has a boyfriend. Andrea then decides she’s gonna stir up some trouble “just to prove a point.”

Rima tells us that her Cabo Boyfriend is here and she’s is going to invite him and his friends over for the next day.  Meanwhile Andrea decides to make Rima jealous by dancing up on Ricky J.

Fallen tells us that Andrea is whack!  Rima is pissed and tells us that “this broke bitch just opened the wrong door for herself.”

Zuly thinks it’s funny as hell. Time to pay the bill. Andrea goes over the bill to see who owes what and for some reason this irritates J-Bloat. She tells us that at home when she’s owwt with friends, they split the bill evenly. Ha! Nice try bitch. There’s always a bitch who drinks way more than anyone else and then wants to “split” the bill evenly. No thanks. I don’t blame Andrea. J-Bloat says that Andrea is by far the cheapest one in the group.

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33 Comments

  1. 1
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted September 12, 2012 at 8:47 am

    HA! I had a friend that like to drink vodka and lime juice. I drink beer. When the bill comes she wants to split evenly and I’m thinking BITCH your drinks are twice the price of mine. So after awhile I just had bartenders split the tab when we get our first drink.

    This bring up my other point. I know people who don’t understand tipping. Some times you have to explain it to them outside of the restaurant, bar or club. You do have to tip on the free bottle that you received. I mean you got a free bottle why not tip $10 bucks a piece. You drank all night for free. That’s the least you can do.

    Ok…rant over…back to reading.

  2. 2
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted September 12, 2012 at 11:19 am

    Oh Classy you beat me to it but you’re 100% right!

    At home (Boston, yep home of J-Bloat) my friends that wanted to ‘split the bill equally’ were always the broke ones who would order up, run up the bill then wanna slplit everything. I can so see Julie being that ‘order up’ chick. How do ya’ll think her ass became the 8th cast member, as she puts it? I got no time for that drama so I do the same thing… Pay for my own drinks and, NEVER buy the first round outside of your own hood, it will almost never come back around. The worst is when co-workers pull that crap. You can’s really call them out on it.

    AND IF YOU DRINK FOR FREE YOU TIP AT LEAST 25%. Rules are rules.

    If these bitches are going to go through the rest of the season taunting each other to throw the first punch I am going to get bored. I think this is b/c of the “Brutal Beating” rule they seem to have implemented. I wonder of this is going on this season b/c they are in another country. It sucks.

  3. 3
    labowner
    Posted September 12, 2012 at 11:40 am

    Is it just me? Why are the comments a mile down on the page?

    So bored with these ckickees. Although I do give props for the moments of clarity and maturity.

  4. 4
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted September 12, 2012 at 11:43 am

    I was gonna mention that Lab but I totally forgot! hey @Cherie, thanks for the recap…formatting wise it looks like the comments are a looooooooooong scroll from your last page. Just wanted to let you know in case Gasmii were trying to comment.

  5. 5
    yummy
    Posted September 12, 2012 at 12:46 pm

    Julie paid for Falen’s drinks and Falen calls Andrea cheap for not wanting to split the bill. Ridiculous! And I’m getting more and more annoyed with Rima with each passing episode. I almost wish Erika was back to deflate her big head.

  6. 6
    Moli Moli
    Posted September 12, 2012 at 5:55 pm

    All love/like for Andrea left when she called Ashley a fat slut. I’m sorry this girl confided in you and you throw it in her face…HATE.YOU. Rima needs to get her ass beat and sent home, I can’t take her anymore. Wasn’t it just last week Falen was the moocher of the group? WTF, Zuly pushy much? She really gives Lesbians a bad name with her ‘conquer a straight girl’ plight. Was she really jealous of Rima hanging out with…I dunno…the guy she was hanging with before she was even in the house? How long has she known Rima? A week? A couple days? I did like how Rima hurt her little feelings when she asked about the sex and she is like…it was ‘alright’ if felt like a guy.

  7. 7
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted September 12, 2012 at 7:38 pm

    I have no idea why there is such a long scroll lol. I was starting to think there was no comment section! Thank you guys for commenting anyway. Rima is totally gross and just jumps on whatever warm body is available at the time. I feel sorry for her son, for more reasons than one. All of them are cracked in the head and I wish Blondie wouldn’t attach herself to Rima like that because it will probably bite her in the ass.

  8. 8
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted September 13, 2012 at 8:24 am

    I wish Blondie would detach herself too Cherie I keep thinking that she’s gonna get it somehow. Who really truly pisses me off is Fallen. That bitch is a good for nothing waste of space on this show. She tries to be all spunky in her interviews but she falls back whenever anything happens in the house.

    And why when RIMA does the interviews with the pleather studded jacket on is she doing the Michael Jackson “Bad” video dance with her shoulders?

    Off all the things J-Bloat is going to regret when she sees this show I thin those faux Pink rimmed Ray ban’s will be the biggest. FAIL.

  9. 9
    Lo
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 1:43 am

    Has anyone else seen the Love Games promos? They’re all season 8 gals: Dani (UGH), Amy and Camilla

  10. 10
    labowner
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 9:12 am

    “Off all the things J-Bloat is going to regret when she sees this show I thin those faux Pink rimmed Ray ban’s will be the biggest. FAIL.”

    Gypsy I believe that takes some self-awareness. Not sure any of these girls possess that.

  11. 11
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 10:58 am

    LOL, Maybe in about 20 years. Maybe never, Lab.

  12. 12
    Dazzy
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 11:09 am

    i’m back, and holy shit about the toilet paper prank of 2012 (pun intended). I do admit Blondie’s Flying Monkey attack was epic, but these idiots are making me tired. I love your caps Cherie

  13. 13
    labowner
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 11:39 am

    Hey did Tanisha ever get married?

  14. 14
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 11:44 am

    HA! I like how during the Rima’s fight with Andrea she said I know how to get bishes put out of the house. BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! By getting beat up?!?!?! That’s your master plan?!?!?!

    We are laughing at you Rima.

  15. 15
    Classy Drunk classy drunk
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 11:45 am

    @labowner, I don’t think she did. Her fiancee was cheating on her and she called off the wedding. Or at least that was the last I heard.

  16. 16
    Chapstick
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 4:12 pm

    Yeah, Rima doesn’t send people home, she just gets her ass whooped and then they are sent home by producers.. she acts like she drove those girls out of the house by dominating them or something. Every single time Rima’s fought she’s lost, except for when she kicked Julie. Rima is a SCUMBAG! At this point I only like Andrea and Zuly. Yes, the fat comment was a low blow, but Ashley DID attack her, and they had all been instigating her that day. I like how Zuly’s “neutral” but she definitely needs to get over Rima’s disgusting self. Rima’s really not even that pretty, and she doesn’t have all that good of a body either so.. WTH!?

  17. 17
    labowner
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 5:42 pm

    Thanks Classy. That sucks for her, but better to find out before the ring is on the finger.

  18. 18
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 10:32 pm

    @lanowner Tanisha DID get married on Dec 4th last year. She did an interview back in May. http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/05/tanisha-thomas-wedding-funeral-bad-girls-club

  19. 19
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted September 14, 2012 at 10:33 pm

    Sorry I mean’t labowner lol.

  20. 20
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 9:28 am

    OMG, Cherie….maybe J-Bloat was right! haha

  21. 21
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 2:38 pm

    @sarcasatire—LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

  22. 22
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 3:38 pm

    I’m with you chapstick. You can’t scream someone down for 30 minutes then get mad b/c they used your words against you.

  23. 23
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 4:32 pm

    @classy I have never understood why these twits insist on telling each other the very thing that can be used against them later. It makes no sense. Have they seen the show before? If you tell someone anything the least bit private it will come back and bite you on the ass. Happens every season. I’m just waiting for Rima to turn against Blondie which will only make Blondie’s outburst look that much more stupid. Rima is a bitch and we all know at some point, she will turn.

  24. 24
    Robin Robin
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 5:45 pm

    Are folks really complaining about having to scroll?

    Seriously?

  25. 25
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 7:09 pm

    It wasn’t so much about the scroll it gave the illusion that you couldn’t comment.

  26. 26
    Robin Robin
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 7:18 pm

    Since when has anyone here let a little illusion stop us from commenting? ;)

    Robin

  27. 27
    sarcasatire sarcasatire
    Posted September 15, 2012 at 8:36 pm

    I even know people that don’t let delusions stop them from commenting. ;)

  28. 28
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted September 16, 2012 at 6:16 am

    As you can see it didn’t stop me as I was the first one to comment… :)

  29. 29
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted September 16, 2012 at 11:14 am

    I love you guys!

  30. 30
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 6:23 am

    I am about to comment on how awesome Chapstick’s handle is. Can’t wait for tonight’s episode & recap!

  31. 31
    labowner
    Posted September 17, 2012 at 9:27 am

    Who complained Robin?

  32. 32
    Bunny
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 6:27 am

    Rima looks dirty to me , Blondie needs to go she’s so weak , Fallon is ugly and ashy looking ( fact she buys her clothes from Forever 21) but the two girls i wish got thrown out of the house is Rima and J-Bloat … Andrea so far is my fav. I didn’t like that all the girls starting jumping her not one on one with these weak bitches Andrea knew they were fake . Blondie with her stupid out burst like she’s really gonna do something lol ! Pls why is she even there she’s always saying ” i dont want anyone to hate me rima”

  33. 33
    Gypsy Gypsy
    Posted September 18, 2012 at 8:44 am

    EEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I actually can’t wait for your recap Cherie! Last night was FUNNNNNN!

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