Error: Twitter did not respond. Please wait a few minutes and refresh this page.
This week begins with a phone call from Pink Kitty dude telling Andrea that they missed them the day before. She explains that there was an “incident” at the beach. Cut to Mobama and Rima’s fight. He then tells her that basically they are lucky because he usually doesn’t call people back that blow him off. She apologizes and he tells her he made some time in the schedule for that afternoon to get in a rehearsal. She says she’ll make it happen and tells the others.
Off to rehearsal they go. Emillio, the rehearsal dude, asks them what happened and they explain and introduce Zuly. Then he asks them what they thought about their last performance.
They agree they sucked and he tells them they need to practice hard unless they want people laughing at them. I think it’s way too late to worry about that.
J-Bloat says, “We are in it to win it!” Thank you Randy Jackson now sit down and shut up.
Zuly is freaking out because she doesn’t know the dance and the others try to reassure her. Andrea meanwhile shows us some moves.
Fallen tells us that last week they looked like a basketball team and this week they are going to make Emillio proud cause they look good!
Back at home, the topic is exercising. Blondie hates it but wants to look like Andrea. She tells a story of how her exboyfriend would make her workout and she only weighed 90 pounds. And he wouldn’t let her eat. When they try to get more details, she doesn’t want to talk about it. Andrea tells her not to let people walk all over her and that she too had a douche bag boyfriend who called her thunder thighs. Blondie doesn’t think she’s all that fat and holds up her chubby lil’ leg to prove it.
In the kitchen, Rima is flirting with Zuly and Zuly opens a wine bottle with her teeth. Zuly tells us she likes Rima and would not mind cuddling with her all night.
Off to Club StankAss we go. The girls are dancing and drinking and Zuly and Rima are especially into each other. Then Rima shows us her signature move.
Oh wait she was just pulling her skirt back down. Zuly then tells us that she can take care of Rima better than a guy and if she has to turn her out she will.
Suddenly Rima sees Ricky J. and wanders off to flirt with him. Zuly does not like this at all. She tells Andrea that she’s a little jealous. Andrea asks of what? Zuly says she is digging Rima. Andrea tells her that Rima has a boyfriend. Andrea then decides she’s gonna stir up some trouble “just to prove a point.”
Rima tells us that her Cabo Boyfriend is here and she’s is going to invite him and his friends over for the next day. Meanwhile Andrea decides to make Rima jealous by dancing up on Ricky J.
Fallen tells us that Andrea is whack! Rima is pissed and tells us that “this broke bitch just opened the wrong door for herself.”
Zuly thinks it’s funny as hell. Time to pay the bill. Andrea goes over the bill to see who owes what and for some reason this irritates J-Bloat. She tells us that at home when she’s owwt with friends, they split the bill evenly. Ha! Nice try bitch. There’s always a bitch who drinks way more than anyone else and then wants to “split” the bill evenly. No thanks. I don’t blame Andrea. J-Bloat says that Andrea is by far the cheapest one in the group.