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Blondie meanwhile starts telling J-Bloat and Fallen more about when she weighed 90 pounds. She says she felt she looked like 200 pounds and that is what body dysmorphia does. Blondie tells us that Andrea’s low blow made her kinda sad but she’s gotten stronger and she doesn’t take a lot of bullshit like she used to. J-Bloat tells her that she’s owwt for her. She tells us she wants to wring the midget stripper’s neck. They decide that tomorrow they will leave Andrea home alone with no toilet paper.
The next day they start getting ready to leave and Zuly tells Andrea she wants to go have fun and she’s neutral. Andrea decides to go work out instead. Once she’s gone the girls grab all the toilet paper and the phones. They head to the beach and laugh about what’s gonna happen when Andrea takes a shit. Zuly wants to know how she knows she will need to shit and J-Bloat says because she’s alone and stressed! Something’s gonna be creepin’.
Andrea arrives home to see stickers all over her picture and the phones gone. She writes on their pictures and then heads to the bathroom.
We hear a loud groan and then Andrea says,”I’m gonna kill these girls.” She comes out of the bathroom picking at her crotch.
Andrea tells us that the girls can kiss her pretty ass. She calls Fallen and J-Bloat Kermit and Miss Piggy.
Andrea also says they can keep on making her the one that stands out and she gets a limo for the night and heads out. Talking to herself in the limo alone she says, “Being the most hated has got me riding like a boss.”
The other girls have now gone to eat and Zuly and Rima are fucking around. Zuly tells her that her fingers are magic. And her tongue will love her down. Rima looks a little scared. Then she tells her that last night was her first lesbian experience. Zuly asks her if it was ok. She says it was “alright, I mean it wasn’t like, it felt like it was a guy. Whatever.”
Rima tells us that Zuly has feelings for her but at the end of the day she really likes Ricky J. and she should stop playing games with Zuly.
Andrea arrives at the club and J-Bloat is not happy to see her. Andrea tells Zuly that it’s gonna pop off when she gets home. Zuly doesn’t like drama.
Andrea thinks that someone is going to swing on her and they all act like that’s exactly what they are gonna do. They all leave her behind and head home. Andrea tells us that she’s not taking anymore bullshit. In the limo she says, “This is the quiet before the storm.”
When the others get home they see that Andrea has written on their pictures. They think it’s lame. Rima wanders into Fallen’s room and Fallen asks her what’s up? She says nothing but it looks like something . Then we see Rima heading down the hallway putting on a sweat shirt. She heads outside and sits on the step. In the limo, Andrea is singing, “I’m bout to scrap and I know it.” She walks up to Rima and asks if she’s waiting for her.
Andrea says, “You’re about to go home?” Rima says no I just want to talk. Andrea thought she was going to swing on her. So did I. What a rip. They sit and talk and Rima explains it was a low blow what she said to Blondie and she should apologize and then they can all be happy happy! Andrea tells her she only said that shit after Blondie began attacking her. In the end Andrea agrees to call a truce. Rima tells her to gather her thoughts and she’ll call a house meeting.
Andrea tells us that Rima is wanting to make nice and ……
She says Rima is fake and she doesn’t buy it. She says if some drama pops off so be it. She’s ready to go.
Until next week,
Love & Smooches,
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