Blondie meanwhile starts telling J-Bloat and Fallen more about when she weighed 90 pounds. She says she felt she looked like 200 pounds and that is what body dysmorphia does. Blondie tells us that Andrea’s low blow made her kinda sad but she’s gotten stronger and she doesn’t take a lot of bullshit like she used to. J-Bloat tells her that she’s owwt for her. She tells us she wants to wring the midget stripper’s neck. They decide that tomorrow they will leave Andrea home alone with no toilet paper.
The next day they start getting ready to leave and Zuly tells Andrea she wants to go have fun and she’s neutral. Andrea decides to go work out instead. Once she’s gone the girls grab all the toilet paper and the phones. They head to the beach and laugh about what’s gonna happen when Andrea takes a shit. Zuly wants to know how she knows she will need to shit and J-Bloat says because she’s alone and stressed! Something’s gonna be creepin’.
Andrea arrives home to see stickers all over her picture and the phones gone. She writes on their pictures and then heads to the bathroom.
Tee hee.
We hear a loud groan and then Andrea says,”I’m gonna kill these girls.” She comes out of the bathroom picking at her crotch.
Andrea tells us that the girls can kiss her pretty ass. She calls Fallen and J-Bloat Kermit and Miss Piggy.
Kinda works.
Andrea also says they can keep on making her the one that stands out and she gets a limo for the night and heads out. Talking to herself in the limo alone she says, “Being the most hated has got me riding like a boss.”
The other girls have now gone to eat and Zuly and Rima are fucking around. Zuly tells her that her fingers are magic. And her tongue will love her down. Rima looks a little scared. Then she tells her that last night was her first lesbian experience. Zuly asks her if it was ok. She says it was “alright, I mean it wasn’t like, it felt like it was a guy. Whatever.”
Rima tells us that Zuly has feelings for her but at the end of the day she really likes Ricky J. and she should stop playing games with Zuly.
Andrea arrives at the club and J-Bloat is not happy to see her. Andrea tells Zuly that it’s gonna pop off when she gets home. Zuly doesn’t like drama.
Andrea thinks that someone is going to swing on her and they all act like that’s exactly what they are gonna do. They all leave her behind and head home. Andrea tells us that she’s not taking anymore bullshit. In the limo she says, “This is the quiet before the storm.”
When the others get home they see that Andrea has written on their pictures. They think it’s lame. Rima wanders into Fallen’s room and Fallen asks her what’s up? She says nothing but it looks like something . Then we see Rima heading down the hallway putting on a sweat shirt. She heads outside and sits on the step. In the limo, Andrea is singing, “I’m bout to scrap and I know it.” She walks up to Rima and asks if she’s waiting for her.
Yep.
Andrea says, “You’re about to go home?” Rima says no I just want to talk. Andrea thought she was going to swing on her. So did I. What a rip. They sit and talk and Rima explains it was a low blow what she said to Blondie and she should apologize and then they can all be happy happy! Andrea tells her she only said that shit after Blondie began attacking her. In the end Andrea agrees to call a truce. Rima tells her to gather her thoughts and she’ll call a house meeting.
Andrea tells us that Rima is wanting to make nice and ……
Blah blah blah blah blahhhhhhhhhhh!
She says Rima is fake and she doesn’t buy it. She says if some drama pops off so be it. She’s ready to go.
Until next week,
Love & Smooches,
Cherie
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HA! I had a friend that like to drink vodka and lime juice. I drink beer. When the bill comes she wants to split evenly and I’m thinking BITCH your drinks are twice the price of mine. So after awhile I just had bartenders split the tab when we get our first drink.
This bring up my other point. I know people who don’t understand tipping. Some times you have to explain it to them outside of the restaurant, bar or club. You do have to tip on the free bottle that you received. I mean you got a free bottle why not tip $10 bucks a piece. You drank all night for free. That’s the least you can do.
Ok…rant over…back to reading.
Oh Classy you beat me to it but you’re 100% right!
At home (Boston, yep home of J-Bloat) my friends that wanted to ‘split the bill equally’ were always the broke ones who would order up, run up the bill then wanna slplit everything. I can so see Julie being that ‘order up’ chick. How do ya’ll think her ass became the 8th cast member, as she puts it? I got no time for that drama so I do the same thing… Pay for my own drinks and, NEVER buy the first round outside of your own hood, it will almost never come back around. The worst is when co-workers pull that crap. You can’s really call them out on it.
AND IF YOU DRINK FOR FREE YOU TIP AT LEAST 25%. Rules are rules.
If these bitches are going to go through the rest of the season taunting each other to throw the first punch I am going to get bored. I think this is b/c of the “Brutal Beating” rule they seem to have implemented. I wonder of this is going on this season b/c they are in another country. It sucks.
Is it just me? Why are the comments a mile down on the page?
So bored with these ckickees. Although I do give props for the moments of clarity and maturity.
I was gonna mention that Lab but I totally forgot! hey @Cherie, thanks for the recap…formatting wise it looks like the comments are a looooooooooong scroll from your last page. Just wanted to let you know in case Gasmii were trying to comment.
Julie paid for Falen’s drinks and Falen calls Andrea cheap for not wanting to split the bill. Ridiculous! And I’m getting more and more annoyed with Rima with each passing episode. I almost wish Erika was back to deflate her big head.
All love/like for Andrea left when she called Ashley a fat slut. I’m sorry this girl confided in you and you throw it in her face…HATE.YOU. Rima needs to get her ass beat and sent home, I can’t take her anymore. Wasn’t it just last week Falen was the moocher of the group? WTF, Zuly pushy much? She really gives Lesbians a bad name with her ‘conquer a straight girl’ plight. Was she really jealous of Rima hanging out with…I dunno…the guy she was hanging with before she was even in the house? How long has she known Rima? A week? A couple days? I did like how Rima hurt her little feelings when she asked about the sex and she is like…it was ‘alright’ if felt like a guy.
I have no idea why there is such a long scroll lol. I was starting to think there was no comment section! Thank you guys for commenting anyway. Rima is totally gross and just jumps on whatever warm body is available at the time. I feel sorry for her son, for more reasons than one. All of them are cracked in the head and I wish Blondie wouldn’t attach herself to Rima like that because it will probably bite her in the ass.
I wish Blondie would detach herself too Cherie I keep thinking that she’s gonna get it somehow. Who really truly pisses me off is Fallen. That bitch is a good for nothing waste of space on this show. She tries to be all spunky in her interviews but she falls back whenever anything happens in the house.
And why when RIMA does the interviews with the pleather studded jacket on is she doing the Michael Jackson “Bad” video dance with her shoulders?
Off all the things J-Bloat is going to regret when she sees this show I thin those faux Pink rimmed Ray ban’s will be the biggest. FAIL.
Has anyone else seen the Love Games promos? They’re all season 8 gals: Dani (UGH), Amy and Camilla
“Off all the things J-Bloat is going to regret when she sees this show I thin those faux Pink rimmed Ray ban’s will be the biggest. FAIL.”
Gypsy I believe that takes some self-awareness. Not sure any of these girls possess that.
LOL, Maybe in about 20 years. Maybe never, Lab.
i’m back, and holy shit about the toilet paper prank of 2012 (pun intended). I do admit Blondie’s Flying Monkey attack was epic, but these idiots are making me tired. I love your caps Cherie
Hey did Tanisha ever get married?
HA! I like how during the Rima’s fight with Andrea she said I know how to get bishes put out of the house. BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! By getting beat up?!?!?! That’s your master plan?!?!?!
We are laughing at you Rima.
@labowner, I don’t think she did. Her fiancee was cheating on her and she called off the wedding. Or at least that was the last I heard.
Yeah, Rima doesn’t send people home, she just gets her ass whooped and then they are sent home by producers.. she acts like she drove those girls out of the house by dominating them or something. Every single time Rima’s fought she’s lost, except for when she kicked Julie. Rima is a SCUMBAG! At this point I only like Andrea and Zuly. Yes, the fat comment was a low blow, but Ashley DID attack her, and they had all been instigating her that day. I like how Zuly’s “neutral” but she definitely needs to get over Rima’s disgusting self. Rima’s really not even that pretty, and she doesn’t have all that good of a body either so.. WTH!?
Thanks Classy. That sucks for her, but better to find out before the ring is on the finger.
@lanowner Tanisha DID get married on Dec 4th last year. She did an interview back in May. http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2012/05/tanisha-thomas-wedding-funeral-bad-girls-club
Sorry I mean’t labowner lol.
OMG, Cherie….maybe J-Bloat was right! haha
@sarcasatire—LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
I’m with you chapstick. You can’t scream someone down for 30 minutes then get mad b/c they used your words against you.
@classy I have never understood why these twits insist on telling each other the very thing that can be used against them later. It makes no sense. Have they seen the show before? If you tell someone anything the least bit private it will come back and bite you on the ass. Happens every season. I’m just waiting for Rima to turn against Blondie which will only make Blondie’s outburst look that much more stupid. Rima is a bitch and we all know at some point, she will turn.
Are folks really complaining about having to scroll?
Seriously?
It wasn’t so much about the scroll it gave the illusion that you couldn’t comment.
Since when has anyone here let a little illusion stop us from commenting?
Robin
I even know people that don’t let delusions stop them from commenting.
As you can see it didn’t stop me as I was the first one to comment…
I love you guys!
I am about to comment on how awesome Chapstick’s handle is. Can’t wait for tonight’s episode & recap!
Who complained Robin?
Rima looks dirty to me , Blondie needs to go she’s so weak , Fallon is ugly and ashy looking ( fact she buys her clothes from Forever 21) but the two girls i wish got thrown out of the house is Rima and J-Bloat … Andrea so far is my fav. I didn’t like that all the girls starting jumping her not one on one with these weak bitches Andrea knew they were fake . Blondie with her stupid out burst like she’s really gonna do something lol ! Pls why is she even there she’s always saying ” i dont want anyone to hate me rima”
EEEEEEEEEEEEEE! I actually can’t wait for your recap Cherie! Last night was FUNNNNNN!