Hello my lovies. It’s that time of week again. Drag the trash to the end of my driveway, vacuum up all the dust elephants, oh and write about the craptastic wonderousnous that is Bad Girls Club! Let’s get right to it.
Nikki was drunk as hell and so shocked by Shannon’s giant nipples that she dropped her drink and glass was everywhere. This led Shrek to clean up after the drunk bitch and for she and Valentina to decide it was now time to bully her ass since she and Valentina were so successful in bullying the pitiful thing that was Snotwad. However, Nikki was not so pitiful and knocked the shit out of Valentina’s tater. A few times.
Problem is, she was drunk as hell but if Valentina had any sense she would know that the way to deal with drunk fuckers is to talk to them like they are 2 years old. Smile a lot. Get them to lay down and tell you their problems. They will pass out within minutes. If not a pillow over the face will help that along.
They keep swinging and shit and finally it takes several people to pull them apart.
HOTDOGS! I got hotdogs, beer and peanuts!
Stephanie was yelling stop the whole time as was Paula. I don’t even know where Shrek was. Probably wherever ogres live but she tells us, “OH MY GAAAHD! Whut The fak just heeappened?” She goes on to say that Valentina’s 7th sense kicked in and said “GO help Alicia”. Go help Alicia do what? Bitch some more? Hide when the shit hits the fan?
I almost died! Valentina saved me y’all!