Here we is again! Part 2 of a long winded chat about some bitches you will most likely never see again. Let’s rejoin last week’s festivities……..
I believe we left off with Blondie and Andrea yelling crap at each other. Andrea starts pulling her hair up like she’s about to fight and Blondie starts laughing at her ass. Andrea says something’s gonna pop off and it looks like it’s gonna be on Blondie and that her only request is that it’s one on one and not a jump. Tanisha jumps in and assures everyone there is no jumping on her stage. She says she counts as two people so come on with it!
Tanisha asks Andrea what her beef is with Blondie. She says she’s fake. She cosigns. Blondie starts yelling that she doesn’t cosign for shit that Rima is her best friend and she takes up for her and she’s her sister and that if Andrea had her sister on the stage with her she’d do the same thing and whoop that ass. Andrea claims she respects that.
Tanisha turns the subject to Andrea’s history in the house and why it all went south. Cut to the night Andrea decided to flirt with Ricky J. just to make Rima jealous, then the fight afterwards where Blondie flipped the table and later outside where Blondie started to spit on Andrea, pushed her in the bushes and kicked her and shit. I can’t tell if this dude they show is happy or terrified.
Dis da best Wheel of Fortune evahhhh!!!!!
Of course the Mini Mouse Stripper wants them to rewind the tape to where she “flipped this bitch” before they talk any further. Rima calls Andrea out on being fake with the whole flirting with Ricky crap. She tries to justify but Tanisha tells her she broke the “girl code”. Andrea’s stupid ass wants to know what code they had? Tanisha yells ,”Code #457 You don’t talk to your home girls man!” Andrea then rats out Zuly and says she was jealous and didn’t like Ricky all up on Rima so she was helping her out. Rima reacts like she had no clue about this.
Andrea explains that if she had wanted Ricky she could have had him. Tanisha asks her if she’s saying she could have pulled him from Rima and she’s says 100%.
Rima thinks this is funny because Ricky still calls her and not Andrea. Andrea then becomes the morality police and tells her not to make a fool out of what she has with Anthony with some dude she just met……..hey BITCH! Back off! That shit is MY department!
Andrea then calls Rima the fakest one out of them all and Tanisha mutters she was not the fakest. A little voice chimes in and says she wasn’t there very long but she didn’t think Rima was the fakest either.
Turns out this was Tasha who Andrea tells to basically shut it since she “Friended” her on Facebook.
Just because we play Hidden Chronicles does NOT mean I don’t think you’re fake!
Andrea says what she always says, “Are you serious?” And Tasha tells her she’s mad and little shut up and sit down. Andrea says, “We might be the same color but I am flier than you so stop.”
Cut to J-Bloat who starts to say shit to Andrea but Tanisha interrupts requesting she do her famous impression of Andrea. J-Bloat starts flipping her hair and repeating, “I don’t care! I don’t care!”
Don’t they look like blow up dolls? Except for the dude in the middle.
Tanisha tells J-Bloat she was ripping on Andrea’s outfits all the time. What does she think about what she’s wearing today? J-Bloat says some shit about the belt not being in loops and Andrea yells that that’s because her pants didn’t have any. Otherwise J-Bloat thinks it’s fine.
Yeah it’s the belt that’s the problem with this outfit.
Andrea says they can pick her apart she’s still a bad ass bitch. Rima joins in and tells her that if she had just sat down and shut up someone might have given her a compliment but she had to to walk up like “Look at me!”.
When you can separate your saggy tits from your droopy belly, you can talk fashion. SIT DOWN.
By the way, that law does not apply to me.
They keep yelling shit at each other and Rima tells Andrea to do something, Andrea tells Rima to pop off. In the end no one does shit and Tanisha asks if Andrea really deserved all that was done to her. Zuly claims it was immature and Blahhhhhhhhhhhhh. Andrea has to remind her that the day she got jumped Zuly sat her ass on the couch going lalalalalalalalalalalaala!
Tanisha says she trusts no one and so it’s off to the clips we go. You see Andrea being jumped, her shit thrown in the ocean, her Monk Monk being destroyed and Zuly sitting on her ass. You also see Tanisha laughing her ass off when they are throwing Andrea’s shit out on the highway.
Then they show Andrea deciding to leave and doing her pitiful destruction of their shit. At the end of the clip she acts like she won something.
I made a big girl poopy yayyyyyyyyyy!
Tanisha admits that them jumping her was wrong but watching them throw her shit out on the highway was hilarious. Then she asks her why she left on her own when a real OG Bad Girl would have stood her ground. Andrea whines that she was done but Tanisha’s face says it all.
You suck son.
Rima hops up and announces that she should have stood her ground like she did when everyone turned on her. Andrea’s answer is that she was lame and took it when everyone pulled a “Tanisha” and banged pots on her head. Tanisha says yeah and they said “pop off”. I want my money!” Ha!
Tanisha turns to Zuly and asks why she didn’t stand up for her girl and Zuly says what she always says…….”You know what I’m saying?” She wishes she would have done things differently………zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. We’re done with Andrea. Let’s bring out Mehgan aka Mobama.
Oh jeez, Mobama comes out ringing a bell and carrying a basket with Fallen’s face on it. She passes it to the audience telling them she’s taking up money for Fallen who steals. Fallen yells that she’s a robber.
Stop lying. That’s a weave fund.
She then walks up onstage and announces she’s gonna do a spin so everyone can see her beauty as she is gonna sit down and take off her earrings and tie her hair back.
Tanisha tells her to come over and let her feel her $700 weave because she knows weave and food. She agrees it’s Bella Dream and gooooooood. What the fuck ever happened to growing your own mother fucking hair???
Sorry, slight spasm.
Tanisha calls her “Set it off” because she has now wrapped her hair and then asks who came up with the name Miserella? That was J-Bloat when they were friends because Mobama seemed so miserable all the time. Mobama agrees she was miserable there and that no one goes to the BGC for fun. WTF do you go for then?
Tanisha asks her who she has the biggest beef with. She says no one BUT she doesn’t like Andrea. There’s a Twitter war between the two. Andrea says she didn’t like her before she ever got there.
I thought we were done with this bitch?
Andrea says she made one little comment on Twitter and that Mobama jumped on it. Mobama says and I quote,”Who sits around all day and talks about Bad Girls Club?”
I realize she was talking about Andrea but I am somehow still offended. I’m going HOME!
Crap. I am home. Mobama says the bitch is 28 years old and needs to find something else to do than be on Twitter all day. Andrea says that Mobama called her dirty and ghetto. Mucho yelling between the two until Mobama says that Andrea’s weave is stiff. Tanisha wishes to inspect. It is stiff and Tanisha tells her to go sit back down. Sorry but my weave would be a stiff piece of shit because I ain’t paying for no mother fucking hair!
Ok spasm #2.
Boo yo weave is stiff.
Just like my wallet because as I have stated before, I will tie a possum on my head before I shell out money for shit I grow already!
The arguing continues between Mobama and Andrea when Tanisha asks if Andrea thinks Mobama is jealous of her. She says yes and why was she asking if she was prettier to the other girls. And why was she on the internet looking at her. The other girls say they all were. They were trying to decide if she was whack. Mobama’s decision? She was totally whack. Andrea says how am I whack when she is doing for a living what Mobama wanted to do herself? Mobama flings back that she doesn’t fuck to get in magazines, she actually works for it.
It’s getting hot in here, so pull back all yo weave…….
Mobama tells Andrea she can pull back that weave and pop off all she wants. Andrea claims she’s just pulling back her hair she’s not popping off. Mobama offers her a hair tie in case she changes her mind. This tickles the shit out of Tanisha who says, she’s a nice girl. She’s gonna “bust yo ass but make sure yo weave is in check.”
Tanisha moves on to discuss how Mobama, J-Bloat and Fallen went from besties to not so much. Cut to scenes of love and then not so much and then Mobama in the hallway snatching a bitches weave and the scrawny little producer woman who had to separate them. Then we are hearing the goodbye messages to Mobama and one of them says something about Mobama having a threesome with her sister.
This gets Tanisha’s attention fast. Mobama explains that like, duh, she didn’t have sex with her sister, they just had sex with the same guy at the same time. Uhhh bitch you got your sisters cooter juice all over you so yeah, you had sex with your sister. I knew I should have worn gloves to type this shit.
Tanisha acts like it’s no big deal, just keeping it in the family……….and we get called rednecks. Then again my first husband did leave me for my cousin, but I had no clue until it happened! Now I need a bleach shower and a haz mat suit.
Back to the show, Tanisha tries to talk to Mobama about the hallway weave snatching when Mobama asks if she can say something. Sure! She gets up and sits in between J-Bloat and Fallen and asks Tanisha what she was saying. Instead of Tanisha telling the bitch to get back in her place she stumbles over her words and then asks Fallen how she managed to get her nose punched by her friend.
Why haven’t they thrown her ass over that couch?
Mobama makes me want to shave my head yet she seems to be able to intimidate the hell out of these folks. I don’t for a second believe Tanisha is intimidated, I think she knows good tv and that a fight is about to go down.
Fallen hops up and tries to play Charades and show what happened. In the middle of her drama she gets a little crazy and steps to Tanisha as she’s having this flashback.
Excuse me? Security? You are not supposed to let the unwashed get this close!
Fallen and Mobama start arguing about how she actually got into the fight and then suddenly Mobama smacks Fallen across the face…hard.
Free for all! Sort of.
Where’s everyone else?
Does Tanisha have a red guitar?
Yes folks she does and when she sits down and so do the others, she strums it and sings, “Said I’m crazy but you like it! Loca loca loca!!”
Fallen yells some shit about having Glocks and she don’t fight! That explains a lot. Tanisha asks Mobama if she’s good and she says no but she will sit down. Ok.
Tanisha asks Mobama if she ever really thought Fallen and J-Bloat were her friends. She says at first yes but later no. J-Bloat attempts to say something and Mobama yells,”Can I finish talking bitch?” J-Bloat tells her not to call her a bitch. Mobama says, “Bitch I have one more thing to say and then you can finish.”
J-Bloat actually lets her. Did she lose weight as well as her nerve? Bust that bitch in the chops! But no she lets her whine about J-Bloat attacking her or some shit and J-Bloat says she was trying to break up the fight.
J-Bloat says that after a while hearing Mobama say no one has her back got to her. That every time she had a problem with Fallen she would bitch to J-Bloat instead.
Someone wanna wake Fallen up and explain to her that she’s on tv?
Mobama has heard enough and puts her hands over her ears and says shut up. She gets it. Everyone gets it. She blames her for their friendship falling apart.
Tanisha meanwhile starts asking for Jesus to show up.
Woman shut up! Jesus can’t show up when I’m drunk! Again.
After Tanisha tries to get me in trouble with Jesus she tells us that Mobama has nothing on anger. That our next guest was probably the reason anger management was created. Please welcome……….Christina.
She immediately comes in, starts talking about haters, takes her shoes off, walks over to Fallen and keeps repeatedly repeating, “Do suntin!”
For real, someone “do suntin” before I break my computer!
Why don’t these bitches just come out wearing onesies with their hair in a bun? It would save us all a lot of time.
She starts saying she forgot how ugly Fallen was and asks if she’s ugly? The audience yells no. Oh their drunk too. Then she says,”Who’s prettier, me or Fallen?”
Tanisha tells her that she takes it to a whole other level. She has something that comes over her and it’s scary. Tanisha says she’s afraid of the dark too but damn. She asks Christina if she has gotten a nightlight since then.
Laughs all around but then Christina says she can be afraid of the dark but,”Y’all bitches are scared of me!”
Tanisha asks her who she has the biggest beef with. She says that she’s beaten J-Bloats ass numerous times, Fallens a punk. Meanwhile J-Bloat whispers she’s not afraid of her. Christina continues and says Blondie is a non factor, Rima’s a slut. They argue back and forth and Rima asks her what happened to her leg? Christina says if you can’t beat them bite them. Rima says of course she bit her, Christina was trying to kick her face.
Tanisha then says, “Worse than a repo man, worse than a U.S. Marshall, Rima was flicking those bitches out. If you want yo shit towed, call Rima.” Christina adds, “And if you want yo dicked sucked, call Rima!”
The audience is all ohhhhhhhhhhhhh and Tanisha is all, I don’t know about that all the while Christina is yelling, “Free!” And then Andrea has another bowel movement!
Bread makes me poop! Yayyyyyyyyyyyy!
Rima reminds Christina that she was joking about that shit so relax. Christina and Rima go back and forth about not judging each other until Christina reminds Rima that she claims to have someone named “Charlie” living inside her. Tanisha wants to know who Charlie is? He’s the Devil. Okie dokie. But at this point Tanisha has noticed Christina is unusally close to her.
Bitch unless you have some Pizza Rolls, back the fuck up.
Seriously that’s twice that one of these bitches have gotten that close. Do they not know who she is?
Christina says she just waiting for someone to “do suntin” and instead they are just sitting there. Rima tells her that she’s talking about shit that happened months ago and Christina is all, “Duh it’s the reunion bitch!”
Next we are treated to several of Christina’s “pop off moments”. Afterwards Tanisha has noticed that Christina likes to call people fat. She wants to know what “we” have ever done to her? First of all………hahahahahahahahahaaha!!!!
Second she whines about being called a skinny bitch and a boney bitch and so she just automatically says fat bitch because she’s always been skinny. Let’s substitute “poor” for fat and “rich” for skinny. And let’s beat the shit out of Christina. With a ham hock. If you don’t know what that is, don’t talk to me!
Oh and by the by, Tanisha tells the scrawny whore, “Once you go fat you never go back boo.”
Hopefully my scales will deny this. In a year or two. Or three.
Tanisha says Christina thought J-Bloat was jealous of her. She says yes she thought that because as soon as she arrived J-Bloat said she didn’t like her. She knows she’s beautiful and she doesn’t have to be stank to other girls. She just didn’t get why she was being hated on when even though they fought she could admit J-Bloat was cute. Blah blah blahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Tanisha tells her that whether she wants to admit it or not J-Bloat ran that house. Hell I don’t want to admit it but she did. Christina says yes she can admit it! Tanisha says she “stirred the pot, she stewed it and she served it up! New Orleans Louisiana Jambalaya style!”
Christina says she’s evil!
Yep! I’m evil and Fallen finally woke up!
Tanisha tells J-Bloat that the problems between she and Christina started off with her. She admits to this but says it wasn’t jealousy. She says there was just something about her. In the back ground Tanisha is saying, “You thought she was crazy. Psycho. Bonkers.” Basically yes.
She turns to Rima and asks what her problem with Christina was. Rima says that Christina “supposebly” (and yes she said supposebly)had her back when she was being tormented but she never did. Christina tells her she ain’t her sister why the fuck would she have her back?
My question is, where the fuck was Tanisha’s friends when they let her wear these pants on tv? There would be some dead besties at this point.
You know I love my Tanisha but there is no excuse for people letting her have frog legs!
There would be some big ass heads rolling if I was sent on a stage with froggie legs. That’s all I’m saying. And in those pants, believe me, I would have them.
Anyway Christina yells at Rima that she was mad at her for throwing her wallet under the bed when these other bitches threw her mattress in the pool! They start yelling back and forth and Christina keeps inching closer and closer again. Rima tells her to have a seat and she says she ain’t gonna.
Christina starts mocking Rima and saying how classy she is and Rima denies ever saying that. LOL that’s hilarious when any of you do try to say that. Then she points at Rima and says, “Are those legs actually closed right now? I’m shocked!” Finally Christina shuts up although by now Tanisha is covering her head. Christina apologizes and Tanishes says, “You’re sorry?”
Get behind thee Satan!
Tanisha tells Christina that was a low blow. Then she moves on to Blondie and tells her that Christina was her girl. Blondie tells her she never met “this” Christina. Cut to clips from the season.
Christina wakes up and hears giggling and is mad. Somehow this is Blondie’s fault. She screams at her and then in later clips she actually attacks her ass. After calling her a fat troll. Something Christina apparently doesn’t remember or feels justified in doing.
Who is that crazy person? Oh wait…….
Christina tries to explain this away by saying that Blondie was her girl and when she had problems with Andrea, Blondie should have minded her own business instead of playing peace keeper. Let me get this straight, when someone is jumping your ass, you want help, otherwise it’s your business? Good luck in life dingbat.
As Christina is explaining how she could have “dropped” Blondie while they were fighting, Tanisha interrupts to say how tickled she is that she actually believes that shit. Me too. Right now Christina is still hurt that after she came back and beat the crap out of Fallen and got sent home, Blondie didn’t say goodbye. Cause they are cool like that and all.
Fallen by the way……….
No pepperoni on mine half……….
Tanisha is seriously asking Fallen if she’s just over this shit and she’s all, gonna be real. Christina is upset at this news. “You gonna be real now.” Yes that was what she said.
Christina says after being fake for how long? Fallen claims some peaceful bullshit and Tanisha says excuse me you just fought Mobama. But now, apparently, Fallen wants peace. Christina however wants to remind her that she never talked shit about her. In fact she complimented her on getting dudes. Fallen went back and made fun of her. When she complimented Rima’s boobs they made fun of her so the way she sees it, she was the one hated on.
Just when I’m starting to see her point, Rima tells her that they overheard her talking in Confesionario about how the girls were jealous of her and how ugly they were. I remember that now!
After everyone accuses everyone else of flip flopping and backstabbing and what the hell ever else, Tanisha says it’s time to bring out the biggest flip flopper of all. ERIKA!
Her intro has her saying she’s a Bad Girl cause she says so plain and simple. I say I’m a thin rich girl plain and simple. Nope didn’t work. I’m fat and poor.
Out she comes and immediately tells Tanisha she’s pretty and hugs her. Then confronts J-Bloat about scheming. When J-Bloat starts to respond she says “Save that shit.”
Could someone get her a tic-tac?
She immediately starts yelling about how J-Bloat claimed to run the house and how she was playing Rima and telling on Christina for throwing Rima’s wallet under the bed when there wasn’t but a dollar in it! Well I guess she needed a dramatic entrance since she fizzled out so early on in the season. This means more than likely someone will be attacked………..
Off to the clips we go of J-Bloat yet again manipulating people to fuck them up. Why do Christina and Erika and others keep proving J-Bloats fucking skills? She might be acting like a meek lil’ puppy now but her ass was running these bitches. And I still don’t love her. I sorta like her. Not as a human….as a Bad Girl. Oh fuck it!
So I’m guessing she hasn’t figured out that she looks like the Cowardly Lion with boogars?
After giving a speech about her respect for single mothers, Erika apologizes to Rima for giving her a well deserved beating, which kinda reversed what she just said. Then goes over to J-Bloat and says since she ran the house and is a bad bitch she needs to get up and basically be one.
And she starts to climb on J-Bloat…….
A total eclipse of the J-Bloat……..
And as usual…………
Fallen runs for the hills!
Until next weeks final part 3,
Love & Smooches & Happy Halloween!
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