We join the girls this week as Valentina/Charlie Murphy, Stephanie and Paula are discussing the new roommate. Charlie warns that she better be chill just like Jenn or she doesn’t know what will happen. Two sentences in and I’m already irritated.
Stephanie meanwhile starts telling a story about her being in the shower and feeling something behind her. She says lights were flickering and it has to be something because this land is very old. Unlike land everywhere else. Basically she thinks there is a ghost after her ass.
Boo bitch!
Jenn, Charlie,Shrek and Shannon decide to go see a psychic. They want to know if the house is haunted. You bitches are there. Of course it’s haunted! Shrek is freaking out because her parents told her that going to a psychic is the works of the devil, even though they’ve both done it. Shannon tells her she doesn’t have to do it if she doesn’t want to then looks to Charlie and says “it’s black magic, is that what they call it?”
The psychic is at a Cigar Shop. OK. Shrek and Charlie are up first. Helene, the psychic tells them they will have to help her with names. Shrek says Alicia and Helene says I knew it started with an A. Wow she really is psychic.
She tells Charlie that she isn’t American and Charlie says no Nigerian. Helene says there is a West Indies vibe with her and this pisses Charlie off. Helene tells Shrek to remove her glasses from atop her head so she can free up her heart chakra, This is when Charlie decides the bitch might be full of it. Helene throws out some cards and tells Shrek she needs to harness her mouth. Agreed. She tells her that she basically pukes words that make no sense. Then they show her saying shit like, “If you can’t take the heat, get out of the fire.” Then Shrek asks if they can trust the other girls. Helene says not all of them. Shrek is thinking Shannon is going to stab her in the back.
Next Shannon and Stephanie are up and as soon as they sit down Helene says, “Y’all are staying at a house?” OMG SHE IS PSYCHIC! HOW COULD SHE POSSIBLY KNOW?
She goes on to say there was a suicide or death in the house and she feels there are ghosts there.
Holy crap, there’s a pervert ghost after my ass!
Helene goes on to say it was a wealthy man who had issues and he’s a sexual energy and Stephanie says she’s very sexual. Helene was just about to say that y’all! Apparently this ghost has the hots for Stephanie but wants to play Scrabble with Shannon.
Back at the house, Jenn calls her friend. She tells her how everyone is just chill. She tells us that they probably don’t think she is a Bad Girl but when the shit hits the fan they will be surprised.
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Jenn better watch out. Rocky is not a small girl and she’s been slinging her around already. Seems Rocky could beat Jenn down easily.
I think Shannon made an honest mistake. They were all drunk out of their minds and she probably thought the other girls don’t like Rocky so I’ll put her in my bed. Jerry is harmless.
Why do they have to get their nails done so much? It seems every episode they get their nails done.
These girls looked at Jenn’s picture and got so excited about her coming into the house, and then the opposite happened when they saw Rocky’s picture. Typical girls, deciding to hate another girl for no reason.
I agree that Shannon probably didn’t mean any harm. Rocky wouldn’t accept her apology because she was happy the heat was off of her.
Loved the ghost. Hate Jenn, Shrek and Charlie.
I see Shannon was trying to be nice, but no. Where did she sleep? Why didn’t she drag Rocky with her where ever she slept?
That what I was wondering labowner. At first I didn’t think it was a big deal but after a while I started seeing the hyenas point. It is possible she thought sticking her with Jerry would keep the bitches off of her but damn, put a shirt on the girl. I don’t think she did it to set her up to look bad but it was stupid.
I LOVED the ghost following them around haha. Bob. lolololol
I don’t think it was a set-up on Shannon’s part, but it was REALLY stupid. I’d be pissed too if my ‘friend’ put my topless drunk ass in bed with some sketchy dude. But I also wouldn’t be passed out drunk and topless under a bed frame, so there really aren’t any winners here. And I also agree with whoever said Rocky looks big and could probably whoop Jenn’s ass. We’ve already seen Jenn’s version of popping off (weak girly slapping, hair-pulling and the old mattress in the pool trick) but something tells me we haven’t seen Rocky pop off yet.
Also, can you catch STDs in the afterlife? Ghost Bob might wanna look that up before he hits it with Stephanie.
Anyone else get a serious Nomi Malone Showgirls vibe from Rocky / Raquel?
Ok I’ll admit it: I’m kind of loving Rocky. The thing with the makeup brushes was nasty and unnecessary. But I love that she makes the other girls so angry so easily. And that she already turned them against Jenn AND had them hating Shannon in no time flat. Don’t get me wrong, what Shannon did was shady (I agree with the other comments – at first it seemed nice but it really is weird that she wouldn’t move Jerry to where she was sleeping or just put Rocky wherever she slept), but she turned the whole house against Shannon so quickly!
@Lo that’s exactly who Rocky reminds me of! I couldn’t figure it out but you are right. And she is a big bitch. Jenn is an idiot to keep messing with her. From the looks of the previews Jenn is a little crazy and snaps on people a lot. I was hoping to like her but after all her lame ass behavior I do not. Mattress in the pool ugh.
I read on another board that Paula? tweeted that Shannon told the other girls off camera that she put Rocky in bed with Jerry because she didn’t want to sleep next to him…so Rocky was a \sacrifice\ so to speak. Regardless if that is true or not, Shannon messed up big time. Jerry was clearly a creep and putting a drunk, half-naked girl in bed with any guy she doesn’t know or consent to sleep next to…no. Would Shannon call it an \honest mistake\ if Rocky was raped?
I don’t know. I got a big vibe watching this episode that Shannon has an arrangement with this guy where she gets money and he gets a \friend\ of Shannon’s. I’m sure she counts on the girls being too drunk to remember…and that’s rape.
Women who do that to other women are disgusting. No wonder Paula was so pissed. I wonder if she is a survivor.
Maybe she’s saving the money that Jerry gives her to lift that one boob to make them even…
Why didn’t anyone point out to Rocky it was Jenn that ripped her top off the night before?
I absolutely believe that Shannon gets money from the creepy fucker so that he can have access to her friends. She told him on the phone that if he came in with $1′s and threw them around all the bitches would get ‘bucket ass naked”. She sure as hell didn’t seem one bit bothered that Jerry was going from girl to girl the whole night. As for Jenn, she better hope no one tells Rocky what all she did and she better hope Rocky has no memory of it. Jenn is a nut case but Rocky seems like the kind of crazy that only comes out every once in a while and when it does, look out.
I agree with everyone’s assessment of Shannon – girl is shady, hangs out with shady dudes, and tries to pimp her ‘friends’ out to said shady dudes. It was pretty obvious by her phone convo with Jerry what was up. If I were Rocky I would’ve whomped her ass as soon as I sobered up, but I get the feeling Rocky’s experienced a lot worse. I do think her tears were genuine though, it’s a scary thing to wake up half-naked beside a strange man and have no idea what happened. Shannon sucks.
Also one more thing – why do none of the girls ever jump Shannon or try to fight her? They’re forever hating and they circle around her like dogs, but they seem scared to actually buck. I’m not complaining because I haaaate jumping, but she must project some dominating energy that doesn’t come across on camera.
And Rocky seems like the type who could seriously whoop some ass if she had a good reason. Jenn is a yappy little idiot.
To me it is obvious that Shannon promised the old perv that he would get one of the bad girls. And Shannon chose the one he was feeling and who was acting easy during the party. I could see if she was so concerned then she would have been in the bed too sleeping between them. To me it was all about the money and making sure it kept coming!
@Janette. Never commented here before, but just wanted to say that I also got a very strong “survivor” vibe from Paula. Her reaction was so intense , it was almost like she felt violated along with Rocky. All of the other comments are spot on. Rocky is intentionally annoying and antagonistic, but she is really holding back. If/when she truly goes off, it wont be pretty. Jen is an annoying yap dog who, somehow, has made it this far in life without meeting someone who will sit her ass down. Rocky may be this person. I don’t know what Shannon’s deal is. How does a boozing bag o’ plastic parts, who has a “make it rain” troll on speed dial(?) get to the age of 47 and not know that putting your drunk, half naked new room mate in bed with a strange man is a very bad, terrible, no good idea? Actually,she’s one of the fakest people I’ve seen in a while. Her bone marrow is probably infused with silicone and I bet she sweats wax flavored popov vodka. . It also appears she thinks chocolate covered lemon seeds are the official currency for BJs and she said that one of the penises connected to a man that she collects was “hotter than fish grease”, which #1) not true! and #2)what?! Clearly, something is wrong here. I think she may be pure evil and knows it, but is not experienced enough to hide it all the time, so she occasionally belches up some vile poison straight from her soul and when everyone freaks out, she back tracks and tries another route (see kunta kinte). She’s the kind of person who you know for 6 months, and every three weeks she says something crazy like “your breathing is really bothering me!” or “what kind of dress would you wear to your boyfriends funeral? Let’s go shopping!” Then a week later, your cat’s missing and your boyfriend’s dead. Time will tell i guess. Lastly, I am truly haunted by the specter of mr. Ashy bump covered penis, but I put myself on a heavy vodka infusion schedule and am down to 3 screaming terrors nightly. So it’s all good.
My question is this. If Shannon is from WA or whatever why are all her “Sugar Daddies” in ATL? That seems very shady to me. Like does she find guys online and just invites em to see girls do anything for money? Are they just coming to visit her ? Color me confused.
As far as Rocky I will reseve my judgement of her till later. I want to like her for the simple fact that Jenn is a hating ass hoe. But I just can’t do it.
Why oh why do these girls plaster on such thiiiiiick daaaaaaark eye brows? They look like fucking clowns. I’ve been known and have have pictures of my brows looking a little crazy, but I was in another country so i feel i should get a repreive. But these girls… it’s alarming.
@PLS -
YES! Thank you. I couldn’t put my finger on it, but something about Shannon is shady as shit. Just look at how much older she is than her stated age, the creepy dudes she hangs out with, and the way the other girls circle around her but nobody jumps her. Something’s wrong there.
@ msg -
Thanks a LOT for bringing up the Dong of Doom (and my nightmares) after everyone else dropped the subject. Now all I need to hear is that Ghost Bob hooked up with Stephanie and now has an ashy, bumpy, transparent ghostly dong, and I’ll never sleep again.