Bad Girls Club:There’s Something About Jerry

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By Cherie | Thursday, February 14, 2013 | 11:04 am | 18 Comments
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When the girls come home Charlie croaks, “Stephanie’s ghost, get out right now!” Stephanie wants her to shut up before she makes him mad. Charlie names the ghost Bob. Stephanie thinks everything in the house has been moved while they were gone and Charlie thinks she’s insane. Then she tells us if they do have a Bob ghost he needs to do some cleaning or something.

Smack her in the head Bob!

Shannon gets on the phone and calls her Sugar Daddy Jerry and invites him to the house for a party. She wants him to come in and throw a bunch of ones down so the bitches will scatter. He seems to only be able to say, “That’s what up!”

Prank time! Jenn is dead to the world asleep so Paula decides it’s initiation time. She gets some shaving gel and squirts it on Jenn’s face. Jenn rolls over. She puts it in Jenn’s palm. Jenn tries to eat the shit and everyone is screaming and laughing and I am not used to this many bitches getting along all at once.

Nobody can be that happy!

I am a grouchy bitch when you wake me up so to see her all laughing and shit gives me hope. Maybe, just maybe I can like her.

The next morning the girls are sleeping and birds are chirping and suddenly it’s there.

New Bitch!

Paula discovers the new girls picture on the wall. She is not pleased. All the trolls gather round to take a look and say, “Oh hell no.” They take turns in confessional basically not being happy about the new girl. Except for Jenn and Shannon who says she’s not a fucking hater. How the hell do they decide who they will be happy with and who not? They haven’t even met this dingbat and most are sure she sux. She probably does but still.

After the dingbats spend the morning  applying their faces and talking shit they head out to Malibu Grand Prix to go go carting. Paula tells us that right now they all get along but one person could change all that.

In the meantime that person is headed for the house.

Her name is Rocky and she tells us she’s not usually loud but if you give her a reason to not be nice the devil comes out. She’s 21 from Pine Grove, CA. She shows us a trophy that says Winner California’s #1 Unsigned Talent Showcase. Really? She says you have to have  a strong mindset and she assures us she will not follow anybody. Point blank period, you can’t fuck with her.

She gets to the house and no one is home. She quickly notices these bitches are nasty. She says the house is way to pretty to be this dirty so she grabs some makeup brushes to clean the toilet with. Bitch you are so very dead. After she’s finished she puts them back.
The girls come home to find her there. They act nice but Rocky says she saw some stank faces and fake smiles but she seems to have bonded with Shannon.

She tells them she already went around the house and this troubles Shrek who cannot believe she went around “their house.” Bitch it’s NOT YOUR house.

Out to the pool everyone goes. She tells them she came from a small ass town. Shannon tells her that they are having a party with a DJ and everything and it’s perfect timing for her to be there. Stephanie asks her what she thought they would be like. She says she thought they would throw her shit in the pool off the bat. Ha! give them time. Paula is all, “Why the fuck would we do that?” She says cause bitches do that all the time. Yeah and if they knew what you did with their makeup brushes you’d be in the pool with your shit.
Paula tells us a drunk mind speaks a sober tongue. They plan on getting the new girl drunk.

As Rocky is watching Shannon apply her makeup she giggles. Turns out the brushes she scrubbed the toilet and shower with were hers. That is nasty. She kinda feels bad but keeps giggling. They then cheers the new girl.

Off to My Sister’s Room they go. Charlie wants to see Rocky’s true colors. She doesn’t have long to wait. While everyone is dancing and having fun, Charlie sees Rocky dancing and realizes she is a stripper too and that their house is filled up with damn strippers.

Meanwhile Jenn meets a girl.

Ah, true love.

Unfortunately Jenn walks away for a second and Rocky is all over Cali.

And then some.

Shrek tells Jenn to brush it off but she is appalled at the bitches behavior. Jenn asks Rocky wtf? Jenn tells her that is her girlfriend. Rocky is confused as to why this is a big deal. Cut to Jenn making out with other people.

Greedy bitch.

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18 Comments

  1. 1
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted February 14, 2013 at 11:40 am

    Jenn better watch out. Rocky is not a small girl and she’s been slinging her around already. Seems Rocky could beat Jenn down easily.

    I think Shannon made an honest mistake. They were all drunk out of their minds and she probably thought the other girls don’t like Rocky so I’ll put her in my bed. Jerry is harmless.

    Why do they have to get their nails done so much? It seems every episode they get their nails done.

  2. 2
    yummy
    Posted February 14, 2013 at 11:52 am

    These girls looked at Jenn’s picture and got so excited about her coming into the house, and then the opposite happened when they saw Rocky’s picture. Typical girls, deciding to hate another girl for no reason.

    I agree that Shannon probably didn’t mean any harm. Rocky wouldn’t accept her apology because she was happy the heat was off of her.

  3. 3
    labowner
    Posted February 14, 2013 at 2:42 pm

    Loved the ghost. Hate Jenn, Shrek and Charlie.

    I see Shannon was trying to be nice, but no. Where did she sleep? Why didn’t she drag Rocky with her where ever she slept?

  4. 4
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted February 14, 2013 at 3:33 pm

    That what I was wondering labowner. At first I didn’t think it was a big deal but after a while I started seeing the hyenas point. It is possible she thought sticking her with Jerry would keep the bitches off of her but damn, put a shirt on the girl. I don’t think she did it to set her up to look bad but it was stupid.
    I LOVED the ghost following them around haha. Bob. lolololol

  5. 5
    thespiral
    Posted February 14, 2013 at 4:44 pm

    I don’t think it was a set-up on Shannon’s part, but it was REALLY stupid. I’d be pissed too if my ‘friend’ put my topless drunk ass in bed with some sketchy dude. But I also wouldn’t be passed out drunk and topless under a bed frame, so there really aren’t any winners here. And I also agree with whoever said Rocky looks big and could probably whoop Jenn’s ass. We’ve already seen Jenn’s version of popping off (weak girly slapping, hair-pulling and the old mattress in the pool trick) but something tells me we haven’t seen Rocky pop off yet.

    Also, can you catch STDs in the afterlife? Ghost Bob might wanna look that up before he hits it with Stephanie.

  6. 6
    Lo
    Posted February 14, 2013 at 7:17 pm

    Anyone else get a serious Nomi Malone Showgirls vibe from Rocky / Raquel?

  7. 7
    Liz
    Posted February 14, 2013 at 10:16 pm

    Ok I’ll admit it: I’m kind of loving Rocky. The thing with the makeup brushes was nasty and unnecessary. But I love that she makes the other girls so angry so easily. And that she already turned them against Jenn AND had them hating Shannon in no time flat. Don’t get me wrong, what Shannon did was shady (I agree with the other comments – at first it seemed nice but it really is weird that she wouldn’t move Jerry to where she was sleeping or just put Rocky wherever she slept), but she turned the whole house against Shannon so quickly!

  8. 8
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted February 14, 2013 at 11:46 pm

    @Lo that’s exactly who Rocky reminds me of! I couldn’t figure it out but you are right. And she is a big bitch. Jenn is an idiot to keep messing with her. From the looks of the previews Jenn is a little crazy and snaps on people a lot. I was hoping to like her but after all her lame ass behavior I do not. Mattress in the pool ugh.

  9. 9
    Janette
    Posted February 15, 2013 at 7:33 am

    I read on another board that Paula? tweeted that Shannon told the other girls off camera that she put Rocky in bed with Jerry because she didn’t want to sleep next to him…so Rocky was a \sacrifice\ so to speak. Regardless if that is true or not, Shannon messed up big time. Jerry was clearly a creep and putting a drunk, half-naked girl in bed with any guy she doesn’t know or consent to sleep next to…no. Would Shannon call it an \honest mistake\ if Rocky was raped?

    I don’t know. I got a big vibe watching this episode that Shannon has an arrangement with this guy where she gets money and he gets a \friend\ of Shannon’s. I’m sure she counts on the girls being too drunk to remember…and that’s rape.

    Women who do that to other women are disgusting. No wonder Paula was so pissed. I wonder if she is a survivor.

  10. 10
    Janette
    Posted February 15, 2013 at 7:46 am

    Maybe she’s saving the money that Jerry gives her to lift that one boob to make them even…

  11. 11
    labowner
    Posted February 15, 2013 at 9:20 am

    Why didn’t anyone point out to Rocky it was Jenn that ripped her top off the night before?

  12. 12
    Cherie Cherie
    Posted February 15, 2013 at 3:10 pm

    I absolutely believe that Shannon gets money from the creepy fucker so that he can have access to her friends. She told him on the phone that if he came in with $1′s and threw them around all the bitches would get ‘bucket ass naked”. She sure as hell didn’t seem one bit bothered that Jerry was going from girl to girl the whole night. As for Jenn, she better hope no one tells Rocky what all she did and she better hope Rocky has no memory of it. Jenn is a nut case but Rocky seems like the kind of crazy that only comes out every once in a while and when it does, look out.

  13. 13
    thespiral
    Posted February 15, 2013 at 8:04 pm

    I agree with everyone’s assessment of Shannon – girl is shady, hangs out with shady dudes, and tries to pimp her ‘friends’ out to said shady dudes. It was pretty obvious by her phone convo with Jerry what was up. If I were Rocky I would’ve whomped her ass as soon as I sobered up, but I get the feeling Rocky’s experienced a lot worse. I do think her tears were genuine though, it’s a scary thing to wake up half-naked beside a strange man and have no idea what happened. Shannon sucks.

  14. 14
    thespiral
    Posted February 15, 2013 at 8:13 pm

    Also one more thing – why do none of the girls ever jump Shannon or try to fight her? They’re forever hating and they circle around her like dogs, but they seem scared to actually buck. I’m not complaining because I haaaate jumping, but she must project some dominating energy that doesn’t come across on camera.

    And Rocky seems like the type who could seriously whoop some ass if she had a good reason. Jenn is a yappy little idiot.

  15. 15
    Mike Mike
    Posted February 15, 2013 at 8:23 pm

    To me it is obvious that Shannon promised the old perv that he would get one of the bad girls. And Shannon chose the one he was feeling and who was acting easy during the party. I could see if she was so concerned then she would have been in the bed too sleeping between them. To me it was all about the money and making sure it kept coming!

  16. 16
    PLS
    Posted February 16, 2013 at 1:54 pm

    @Janette. Never commented here before, but just wanted to say that I also got a very strong “survivor” vibe from Paula. Her reaction was so intense , it was almost like she felt violated along with Rocky. All of the other comments are spot on. Rocky is intentionally annoying and antagonistic, but she is really holding back. If/when she truly goes off, it wont be pretty. Jen is an annoying yap dog who, somehow, has made it this far in life without meeting someone who will sit her ass down. Rocky may be this person. I don’t know what Shannon’s deal is. How does a boozing bag o’ plastic parts, who has a “make it rain” troll on speed dial(?) get to the age of 47 and not know that putting your drunk, half naked new room mate in bed with a strange man is a very bad, terrible, no good idea? Actually,she’s one of the fakest people I’ve seen in a while. Her bone marrow is probably infused with silicone and I bet she sweats wax flavored popov vodka. . It also appears she thinks chocolate covered lemon seeds are the official currency for BJs and she said that one of the penises connected to a man that she collects was “hotter than fish grease”, which #1) not true! and #2)what?! Clearly, something is wrong here. I think she may be pure evil and knows it, but is not experienced enough to hide it all the time, so she occasionally belches up some vile poison straight from her soul and when everyone freaks out, she back tracks and tries another route (see kunta kinte). She’s the kind of person who you know for 6 months, and every three weeks she says something crazy like “your breathing is really bothering me!” or “what kind of dress would you wear to your boyfriends funeral? Let’s go shopping!” Then a week later, your cat’s missing and your boyfriend’s dead. Time will tell i guess. Lastly, I am truly haunted by the specter of mr. Ashy bump covered penis, but I put myself on a heavy vodka infusion schedule and am down to 3 screaming terrors nightly. So it’s all good.

  17. 17
    msg
    Posted February 17, 2013 at 11:44 am

    My question is this. If Shannon is from WA or whatever why are all her “Sugar Daddies” in ATL? That seems very shady to me. Like does she find guys online and just invites em to see girls do anything for money? Are they just coming to visit her ? Color me confused.
    As far as Rocky I will reseve my judgement of her till later. I want to like her for the simple fact that Jenn is a hating ass hoe. But I just can’t do it.
    Why oh why do these girls plaster on such thiiiiiick daaaaaaark eye brows? They look like fucking clowns. I’ve been known and have have pictures of my brows looking a little crazy, but I was in another country so i feel i should get a repreive. But these girls… it’s alarming.

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    thespiral
    Posted February 18, 2013 at 11:06 pm

    @PLS -
    YES! Thank you. I couldn’t put my finger on it, but something about Shannon is shady as shit. Just look at how much older she is than her stated age, the creepy dudes she hangs out with, and the way the other girls circle around her but nobody jumps her. Something’s wrong there.

    @ msg -
    Thanks a LOT for bringing up the Dong of Doom (and my nightmares) after everyone else dropped the subject. Now all I need to hear is that Ghost Bob hooked up with Stephanie and now has an ashy, bumpy, transparent ghostly dong, and I’ll never sleep again.

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