When the girls come home Charlie croaks, “Stephanie’s ghost, get out right now!” Stephanie wants her to shut up before she makes him mad. Charlie names the ghost Bob. Stephanie thinks everything in the house has been moved while they were gone and Charlie thinks she’s insane. Then she tells us if they do have a Bob ghost he needs to do some cleaning or something.
Smack her in the head Bob!
Shannon gets on the phone and calls her Sugar Daddy Jerry and invites him to the house for a party. She wants him to come in and throw a bunch of ones down so the bitches will scatter. He seems to only be able to say, “That’s what up!”
Prank time! Jenn is dead to the world asleep so Paula decides it’s initiation time. She gets some shaving gel and squirts it on Jenn’s face. Jenn rolls over. She puts it in Jenn’s palm. Jenn tries to eat the shit and everyone is screaming and laughing and I am not used to this many bitches getting along all at once.
Nobody can be that happy!
I am a grouchy bitch when you wake me up so to see her all laughing and shit gives me hope. Maybe, just maybe I can like her.
The next morning the girls are sleeping and birds are chirping and suddenly it’s there.
Paula discovers the new girls picture on the wall. She is not pleased. All the trolls gather round to take a look and say, “Oh hell no.” They take turns in confessional basically not being happy about the new girl. Except for Jenn and Shannon who says she’s not a fucking hater. How the hell do they decide who they will be happy with and who not? They haven’t even met this dingbat and most are sure she sux. She probably does but still.
After the dingbats spend the morning applying their faces and talking shit they head out to Malibu Grand Prix to go go carting. Paula tells us that right now they all get along but one person could change all that.
In the meantime that person is headed for the house.
Her name is Rocky and she tells us she’s not usually loud but if you give her a reason to not be nice the devil comes out. She’s 21 from Pine Grove, CA. She shows us a trophy that says Winner California’s #1 Unsigned Talent Showcase. Really? She says you have to have a strong mindset and she assures us she will not follow anybody. Point blank period, you can’t fuck with her.
She gets to the house and no one is home. She quickly notices these bitches are nasty. She says the house is way to pretty to be this dirty so she grabs some makeup brushes to clean the toilet with. Bitch you are so very dead. After she’s finished she puts them back.
The girls come home to find her there. They act nice but Rocky says she saw some stank faces and fake smiles but she seems to have bonded with Shannon.
She tells them she already went around the house and this troubles Shrek who cannot believe she went around “their house.” Bitch it’s NOT YOUR house.
Out to the pool everyone goes. She tells them she came from a small ass town. Shannon tells her that they are having a party with a DJ and everything and it’s perfect timing for her to be there. Stephanie asks her what she thought they would be like. She says she thought they would throw her shit in the pool off the bat. Ha! give them time. Paula is all, “Why the fuck would we do that?” She says cause bitches do that all the time. Yeah and if they knew what you did with their makeup brushes you’d be in the pool with your shit.
Paula tells us a drunk mind speaks a sober tongue. They plan on getting the new girl drunk.
As Rocky is watching Shannon apply her makeup she giggles. Turns out the brushes she scrubbed the toilet and shower with were hers. That is nasty. She kinda feels bad but keeps giggling. They then cheers the new girl.
Off to My Sister’s Room they go. Charlie wants to see Rocky’s true colors. She doesn’t have long to wait. While everyone is dancing and having fun, Charlie sees Rocky dancing and realizes she is a stripper too and that their house is filled up with damn strippers.
Meanwhile Jenn meets a girl.
Ah, true love.
Unfortunately Jenn walks away for a second and Rocky is all over Cali.
And then some.
Shrek tells Jenn to brush it off but she is appalled at the bitches behavior. Jenn asks Rocky wtf? Jenn tells her that is her girlfriend. Rocky is confused as to why this is a big deal. Cut to Jenn making out with other people.