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Thursday, February 14, 2013
11:04 am
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Tagged: ATL, atlanta, bad girls club, cherie, girl fights, Mansion, Opera, tvgasm
Rocky grabs a mic and screams, “It’s the Bad Girls Club bitch! I don’t give a fuck!” They all then pile into the limo. Rocky tells us Jenn was a hater from the start. Back at the house Paula notices that Stephanie has a dollar hanging from her ass and they are laughing. Meanwhile in the kitchen……….
Yeah now you would be dead.
Jenn is pissed and says she went upstairs for a minute to change clothes and when she came back down half her hotpocket was gone. She asks Rocky why she would do that and Rocky claims she only took one bite. 1. Bitch please, it’s half gone. 2. You are a nasty bitch. They argue back and forth until Rocky offers to make her another one.
Next Paula confronts her and asks why she thinks it’s ok to eat someone elses food. Rocky tells her it’s not that big of a deal. Paula repeats her question. Again she says it’s no big deal. It’s a big deal to Paula and to Jenn. Rocky tells her it wasn’t her food and Paula says it doesn’t matter. It does matter. back and forth. Rocky says lets go outside so I can smoke and Paula says no I’m done. Jenn follows her outside and gets in her face with a fork and asks her if she would eat her food with her standing there.
It’s a very big deal bitch.
The yelling escalates until Jenn is all the way in Rocky’s face and Rocky grabs the fork. When she won’t let go, Jenn shoves the hotpocket in her face.
Ouchy!
Jenn turns away and Rocky shoves her. Jenn turns around and says touch me again. WHAT? Why do they always say that? She shoved you so knock her out already. They split up and Rocky tries to go inside only to be blocked by Jenn. Rocky tells her not to touch her face as Jenn touches her face. Hard.
Ima slap the taste of my hotpocket out yo mouth!
Rocky again shoves the shit out of Jenn and her jammies fly open. Paula jumps in the middle and breaks them up. She tells them they are both gonna get sent the fuck home. They are at it again.
Twister!
Finally security breaks it up. Jenn is infuriated. She yells that the bitch is nasty and looks like she sucks dick and she ain’t about to eat off her. Charlie is impressed and so am I. If you’ve ever had a hotpocket taken from you, you’ll understand. The next morning Rocky is eating a hotpocket and laughing in confessional. Shannon and Rocky are outside smoking and bonding. Shannon tells us that she is cool with the new girl but the others don’t have to know that. Pretty sure they’ll notice your head up her ass. Shannon tells us that the pack of hyenas will never stand alone because they couldn’t do any damage and that the new girl is there to stay.
All the girls take to the phones to invite people over for their pool party. Stephanie crawls across the counter and almost weeps at the sight of whiskey. People start showing up and there is a shitload of them. DJ Cypha is there and so is Andre Mr. Bumpydick himself. The girls waste no time getting wasted.
Hope she didn’t have the black bean dip.
And then he arrives.
Damn. Good thing he has money.
He shows up with bags of money and starts throwing it everywhere. Seriously there are piles of money everywhere and the strippers lose their minds.
Stephanie tells us it’s like having a shot of vodka when she sees all the money. Meanwhile Jerry just keeps going from girl to girl. At one point Shannon is kissing some random girl and Jerry at the same time. In the next minute he’s got his face up someone’s crack and then he’s all over Rocky. He dances around and licks his nasty fingers.
Paula basically sums it up when she tells us he’s kinda creepy. No he’s all fucking creepy. And old as hell. Rocky is going from guy to guy rubbing her boobs and dancing around like a hooker. She starts yelling some shit about being a pretty girl and they are barbie bitches or some shit. Shrek is sick of her ass and at this point so am I. Except for the fact that she’s making them all crazy which is hilarious.
Jenn takes this opportunity to tell Rocky she’s weird. Rocky tells her she’s a good bitch and Jenn climbs on a table trying to get to her. Paula gets Jenn out of there to try and calm her down. Charlie tells everyone the party is over. Everyone leaves except Jerry. Jenn decides it’s time for Rocky to go home and tells her so. She gets ignored so Jenn goes and gets her bed and throws it in the pool. Rocky says thank you and I say LAME!
Jenn comes back to Rocky and asks if she has something else to say. Even Shrek is fed up at this point. Jenn however is not done.
I think we should see other people.
Rocky just says, “I love beer.” as Jenn pours it on her and then Jenn tries to shove the can in her mouth. Rocky grabs the can and throws it at Jenn’s face and then Jenn throws another can at Rocky’s face. Jenn then grabs Rocky’s ponytail and snatches her ass.
Beyond lame.
Mattress in the pool, hair snatching, someone wake me up when this bitch does something Bad Girl-ish. A couple of giant security dudes break it up. For about 2 seconds and Jenn is right back on her.Over and over she throws shit on Rocky. Noodles, booze, water, you name it. Rocky just takes it. For a while. Then her eyes start burning and she gets pissed.
Shannon takes this opportunity to do a PSA on bullying. Hey bitch, get off your soap box and help a bitch.
Rocky is finally losing it and shoves the shit out of Jenn. Jenn grabs her by her bikini top and snatches like crazy until she pulls it apart. For some reason the security dude grabs Rocky and helps her down the hallway. Rocky decides it’s time to retaliate and takes all of Jenn’s makeup and throws it in the toilet. She also breaks her curling iron and throws her cutout into the pool.
Meanwhile Stephanie has found the toilet makeup and shows Jenn.
Shannon finds Rocky laying under the bed frame, wakes her up and puts her drunk half naked ass in bed with Jerry. WTF? Shrek, Stephanie and Jenn see her in bed with Jerry and think she crawled in there all by herself.
The next morning Rocky is staggering around trying to figure out what happened. Jerry leaves. Rocky says she woke up under Shannon’s bed and has no idea how she got there. Charlie isn’t buying it.
Paula,Stephanie,Charlie and Jenn head out to get their nails done and talk about how stupid Rocky is.
Back at the house Bob keeps playing with the lights and while Charlie finds it funny, Stephanie is scared. Paula and Stephanie head to confessional to ask Bob to stop messing with them.
Bob says, Suck it bitches!
The girls get to talking and they tell Rocky she was in bed with Jerry. She says eeeew. Shannon explains that she found her and made her get into her bed. This freaks out Shrek who can’t understand why Shannon would put her drunk friend in bed with a grown man. I’m kinda with her on that one.
Shrek asks Rocky if she voluntarily got in bed with Jerry and she says no. Uh oh. Things are starting to shift in Shannon’s direction. Rocky thinks Shannon was trying to make her look bad. I think she’s just an idiot who thought she was doing her a favor but was so NOT.
Shrek continues on by telling Shannon that was messed up. Rocky starts to cry. Shannon tries to apologize but Rocky is in full tears and telling her she wanted to make her look bad. Shannon denies this but it’s too late. All the girls have shifted their hate to Shannon. Paula tells Shannon she’s gonna keep it 100% real. They saw her in bed with Jerry and thought she got there on her own. Rocky says she woke up with no shirt on and she doesn’t like that shit. Shannon just sits there like an idiot. Even Jenn feels bad for Rocky.
Shrek hops up and starts yelling that she would never stick her in bed with a dude. Paula tells her that nothing she says can justify what she did. Shannon starts to speak but Paula isn’t finished. Paula is getting seriously heated now and tells her this is bullshit and that Shannon knows nothing about Jerry not even his last name. Shannon claims he’s a good guy she’s known for years and Paula again shouts that she doesn’t even know his last name. Shannon agrees.
Yikes.
Shannon is more pissed because Rocky seems to have forgotten that she was jumped by these girls. No skank she was harassed by Jenn, but at least she didn’t feed her ass to a dirty old man. OK she was acting like a big ass skank all night, still she didn’t get into bed with anyone. On purpose. To be put in bed with some old dude you don’t know? I’d be pissed too.
Shannon tells us that she was born alone and she’ll die alone and if it has to be 6 against 1 then so be it. “They’ll get their asses mopped up and hung out to dry.”
Until next time,
Love & Smooches,
Cherie
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Jenn better watch out. Rocky is not a small girl and she’s been slinging her around already. Seems Rocky could beat Jenn down easily.
I think Shannon made an honest mistake. They were all drunk out of their minds and she probably thought the other girls don’t like Rocky so I’ll put her in my bed. Jerry is harmless.
Why do they have to get their nails done so much? It seems every episode they get their nails done.
These girls looked at Jenn’s picture and got so excited about her coming into the house, and then the opposite happened when they saw Rocky’s picture. Typical girls, deciding to hate another girl for no reason.
I agree that Shannon probably didn’t mean any harm. Rocky wouldn’t accept her apology because she was happy the heat was off of her.
Loved the ghost. Hate Jenn, Shrek and Charlie.
I see Shannon was trying to be nice, but no. Where did she sleep? Why didn’t she drag Rocky with her where ever she slept?
That what I was wondering labowner. At first I didn’t think it was a big deal but after a while I started seeing the hyenas point. It is possible she thought sticking her with Jerry would keep the bitches off of her but damn, put a shirt on the girl. I don’t think she did it to set her up to look bad but it was stupid.
I LOVED the ghost following them around haha. Bob. lolololol
I don’t think it was a set-up on Shannon’s part, but it was REALLY stupid. I’d be pissed too if my ‘friend’ put my topless drunk ass in bed with some sketchy dude. But I also wouldn’t be passed out drunk and topless under a bed frame, so there really aren’t any winners here. And I also agree with whoever said Rocky looks big and could probably whoop Jenn’s ass. We’ve already seen Jenn’s version of popping off (weak girly slapping, hair-pulling and the old mattress in the pool trick) but something tells me we haven’t seen Rocky pop off yet.
Also, can you catch STDs in the afterlife? Ghost Bob might wanna look that up before he hits it with Stephanie.
Anyone else get a serious Nomi Malone Showgirls vibe from Rocky / Raquel?
Ok I’ll admit it: I’m kind of loving Rocky. The thing with the makeup brushes was nasty and unnecessary. But I love that she makes the other girls so angry so easily. And that she already turned them against Jenn AND had them hating Shannon in no time flat. Don’t get me wrong, what Shannon did was shady (I agree with the other comments – at first it seemed nice but it really is weird that she wouldn’t move Jerry to where she was sleeping or just put Rocky wherever she slept), but she turned the whole house against Shannon so quickly!
@Lo that’s exactly who Rocky reminds me of! I couldn’t figure it out but you are right. And she is a big bitch. Jenn is an idiot to keep messing with her. From the looks of the previews Jenn is a little crazy and snaps on people a lot. I was hoping to like her but after all her lame ass behavior I do not. Mattress in the pool ugh.
I read on another board that Paula? tweeted that Shannon told the other girls off camera that she put Rocky in bed with Jerry because she didn’t want to sleep next to him…so Rocky was a \sacrifice\ so to speak. Regardless if that is true or not, Shannon messed up big time. Jerry was clearly a creep and putting a drunk, half-naked girl in bed with any guy she doesn’t know or consent to sleep next to…no. Would Shannon call it an \honest mistake\ if Rocky was raped?
I don’t know. I got a big vibe watching this episode that Shannon has an arrangement with this guy where she gets money and he gets a \friend\ of Shannon’s. I’m sure she counts on the girls being too drunk to remember…and that’s rape.
Women who do that to other women are disgusting. No wonder Paula was so pissed. I wonder if she is a survivor.
Maybe she’s saving the money that Jerry gives her to lift that one boob to make them even…
Why didn’t anyone point out to Rocky it was Jenn that ripped her top off the night before?
I absolutely believe that Shannon gets money from the creepy fucker so that he can have access to her friends. She told him on the phone that if he came in with $1′s and threw them around all the bitches would get ‘bucket ass naked”. She sure as hell didn’t seem one bit bothered that Jerry was going from girl to girl the whole night. As for Jenn, she better hope no one tells Rocky what all she did and she better hope Rocky has no memory of it. Jenn is a nut case but Rocky seems like the kind of crazy that only comes out every once in a while and when it does, look out.
I agree with everyone’s assessment of Shannon – girl is shady, hangs out with shady dudes, and tries to pimp her ‘friends’ out to said shady dudes. It was pretty obvious by her phone convo with Jerry what was up. If I were Rocky I would’ve whomped her ass as soon as I sobered up, but I get the feeling Rocky’s experienced a lot worse. I do think her tears were genuine though, it’s a scary thing to wake up half-naked beside a strange man and have no idea what happened. Shannon sucks.
Also one more thing – why do none of the girls ever jump Shannon or try to fight her? They’re forever hating and they circle around her like dogs, but they seem scared to actually buck. I’m not complaining because I haaaate jumping, but she must project some dominating energy that doesn’t come across on camera.
And Rocky seems like the type who could seriously whoop some ass if she had a good reason. Jenn is a yappy little idiot.
To me it is obvious that Shannon promised the old perv that he would get one of the bad girls. And Shannon chose the one he was feeling and who was acting easy during the party. I could see if she was so concerned then she would have been in the bed too sleeping between them. To me it was all about the money and making sure it kept coming!
@Janette. Never commented here before, but just wanted to say that I also got a very strong “survivor” vibe from Paula. Her reaction was so intense , it was almost like she felt violated along with Rocky. All of the other comments are spot on. Rocky is intentionally annoying and antagonistic, but she is really holding back. If/when she truly goes off, it wont be pretty. Jen is an annoying yap dog who, somehow, has made it this far in life without meeting someone who will sit her ass down. Rocky may be this person. I don’t know what Shannon’s deal is. How does a boozing bag o’ plastic parts, who has a “make it rain” troll on speed dial(?) get to the age of 47 and not know that putting your drunk, half naked new room mate in bed with a strange man is a very bad, terrible, no good idea? Actually,she’s one of the fakest people I’ve seen in a while. Her bone marrow is probably infused with silicone and I bet she sweats wax flavored popov vodka. . It also appears she thinks chocolate covered lemon seeds are the official currency for BJs and she said that one of the penises connected to a man that she collects was “hotter than fish grease”, which #1) not true! and #2)what?! Clearly, something is wrong here. I think she may be pure evil and knows it, but is not experienced enough to hide it all the time, so she occasionally belches up some vile poison straight from her soul and when everyone freaks out, she back tracks and tries another route (see kunta kinte). She’s the kind of person who you know for 6 months, and every three weeks she says something crazy like “your breathing is really bothering me!” or “what kind of dress would you wear to your boyfriends funeral? Let’s go shopping!” Then a week later, your cat’s missing and your boyfriend’s dead. Time will tell i guess. Lastly, I am truly haunted by the specter of mr. Ashy bump covered penis, but I put myself on a heavy vodka infusion schedule and am down to 3 screaming terrors nightly. So it’s all good.
My question is this. If Shannon is from WA or whatever why are all her “Sugar Daddies” in ATL? That seems very shady to me. Like does she find guys online and just invites em to see girls do anything for money? Are they just coming to visit her ? Color me confused.
As far as Rocky I will reseve my judgement of her till later. I want to like her for the simple fact that Jenn is a hating ass hoe. But I just can’t do it.
Why oh why do these girls plaster on such thiiiiiick daaaaaaark eye brows? They look like fucking clowns. I’ve been known and have have pictures of my brows looking a little crazy, but I was in another country so i feel i should get a repreive. But these girls… it’s alarming.
@PLS -
YES! Thank you. I couldn’t put my finger on it, but something about Shannon is shady as shit. Just look at how much older she is than her stated age, the creepy dudes she hangs out with, and the way the other girls circle around her but nobody jumps her. Something’s wrong there.
@ msg -
Thanks a LOT for bringing up the Dong of Doom (and my nightmares) after everyone else dropped the subject. Now all I need to hear is that Ghost Bob hooked up with Stephanie and now has an ashy, bumpy, transparent ghostly dong, and I’ll never sleep again.