The background music is sad and woeful as we watch Wimpy Spice call Old Spice and invite her to meet up later in the week. Old Spice uses a woman’s voice and sweetly excepts her offer.
Homewrecker Spice and Opportunistic/Whore Spice are back at Homewrecker’s house to try on some Mint suits. Opportunistic/Whore Spice walks out and we get to see some underboob in an ugly orange bikini… then in an ugly purple one… and they drink and talk about the launch of Homewrecker Spice’s website… I have a website… it went “live”, when I hit “Publish”… no one showed up.
It’s a perfect fit. For a 32 B.
Two models in the same “industry”. One’s a hostess, one’s a video vixen… They’re both whores. Join us Monday nights on VH-1.
Wimpy and Oldie meet for coffee and start with hugs and interviews of Oldie’s bond with Wimpy. Wimpy explains she doesn’t like hatred in her life and that she wants to move forward and she needs Old Spice as a big sister.
They love me… they really love me… My minions have come crawling back.
Old Spice starts in with her line of bullsht, saying that Wimpy was her favorite and that she feels like they all trusted each other with information…. And I tune out… because I hear Oldie say they need to sit down and put it all on the table… UGH… the same sht on a different table? Please, give me new sht. Oldie sheds a fake tear “of joy” and Wimpy promises to keep trying to put bugs in the other ladies ears to give Oldie another shot. Wimpy thinks Oldie is in a different space and owning things and that unicorns live on the other side of the rainbow. But every chance she can get, Oldie throws in a comment that she really wasn’t at fault, but the Skittles flowing out of Wimpy’s ears don’t let her to hear those comments.
Oldie says she had a hard time with the others because she’s never hung out with ladies before and Wimpy is so excited because she just knows the other ladies would love to hear Oldie say these things. WTF. Wimpy is insane. (And the three white ladies at the table behind them look out of place at first, but then the 90 year old man and the concrete block walls start to make me think we’re in a nursing home/sound stage. I wish I had screenshots, but VH-1 is too slow for me.) Wimpy inappropriately invites Oldie to Sister Spice’s food tasting/cookbook party before they part ways.
Sister Spice heads to Homewrecker’s house to meet Opportunistic/Whore Spice and to look at bathing suits. Sister Spice was jealous of Opportunistic/Whore Spice’s big ass.
My friends don’t get jealous (of fat asses).