Basketball Wives LA Recap: Oh The (Habitat For) Humanity!

 I’m full-blooded Italian, baddabing.

The ladies go out for a nice private dinner. Laura and Gloria haven’t arrived yet, and Jackie interviews that it’s nice not having them around. (Huh?) On cue, the duo arrive and Jackie shuts everyone up and asks Gloria got married. She said yes… Draya doesn’t understand why she’s not wearing a ring. Jackie says that they would have liked to be invited… but really, can’t people elope? Or just be with family? Not everything has to be a group deal.

 We totes were invited to the wedding.

Bambi is still mad at Gloria, so she just sits there and stares at her fat thighs and finally gets up to go hang with strangers downstairs. Malaysia says that since Bambi is her girl, she needs to go after her. Malaysia talks Bambi into coming back to the dinner. Everyone sits down and Malaysia axes everyone to try to keep the peace.

 Why do I only have 11 Twitter followers?

So, on that note, Jackie brings up Draya and Brooke’s beef. Draya is sick of it but Brooke wants Draya to recharge her batteries. Laura beats her glass to try to shut everyone up and Malaysia is over it and she leaves.

Hey look… two ladies having fun. How new. 

The next morning, the ladies are all inappropriately dressed to build a house. Bambi is probably the worst. (Denim garters?) Laura is probs the best. Half the group gets to paint, and Bambi and Draya are working the gutters… I felt is was symbolic. Jackie gets bored because no one is fighting, so she goes around back to tell Bambi and Draya that they are being talked about up front. Bambi and Draya actually appear to be working fairly hard… well, they all do… except Jackie.

 Hey Bambi, what are you wearing?

 Seriously, Bam… please explain.

 Funny how they have Bambi work around back… out of sight.

Malaysia offers to treat everyone to dinner, but Draya says she only wants to hang with her friends. So they split up. Draya, Bambi, Malaysia and Jackie go out to get drunk on Bourbon Street, while Brooke, Gloria, and Laura hang out. I’d rather be in Group B. They are a little boring, but at least they plan to keep there clothes on all night.

Group A is getting wild and Jackie says it’s off the chain. Draya pulls up Bambi’s dress as the walk into a club, and it’s probably the classiest thing they do all night. Group B is having a nice, laid back night talking about Draya and Bambi.