Basketball Wives LA Recap: The Episode Is Brought To You By Non-White White Parties

Jackie quickly whips out a present and says that Draya can’t be mad because she bought her a present because “she is so pretty”. Who the fk says that when giving a present? I mean, “I got you something because it’s your birthday/launch party/wedding…” but not “I got you this because you’re so pretty”. Jackie, you’re a moron too. Sit with Bambi and chew on her gums.

Spoke too soon. There it is. 

Laura walks in and sees Jackie and interviews that Jackie is ugly. Laura looked like a tranny, so I’m not sure she’s one to speak here, but carry on… Jackie continues saying she didn’t get the memo, the all white memo… memo… memo… I just want to point out that for an all white party there’s not a single white person.

Dude looks like a lady. 

Jackie and Malaysia go to the bathroom and Jackie starts crying because she says they purposely left Jackie in the “dark” about the white party. Malaysia gets pissed and says that she’ll stick up for Jackie. Oh good. The Care Bear is gonna fight for the Grizzly Bear.

Laura interviews that Jackie is only crying because she’s not the center of attention. Malaysia tells Draya what Jackie said and Draya says that she’s lying and Malaysia gets pissed because she realizes that Jackie is lying to her. (The Skittles in her brain must be going bonkers by now.)

 Nope, I don’t have white swimsuits, that’s for next season.

 Wonder twins power, activate… form of… a unicorn.

Draya tells Jackie to chill out and Jackie says she can’t win for losing. Malaysia suggests they have more drinks. Good idea. More alcohol. Jackie wants to leave but decides that before she leaves she wants to have a chat with Laura. Malaysia tries to stop her and gets in Jackie’s face and tells her to stop being such a drama queen. They decide to all sit down and talk it out. Bambi sits at the left side of Jackie and Jackie starts talking.

 I’m rockin’ these bangs.

Laura interrupts and says it’s her turn to talk. She talks about what Jackie did last year and that she won’t forget it and Jackie says Laura is dumb, childish, and an immature mother. Draya pipes in to ask Laura why she waited this long. But Laura doesn’t answer because she’s screaming that Jackie is the oldest person in the city. Bambi tries to defend Jackie and Gloria and Laura both tell her to shut up. (Gloria’s bangs told me to shut up).

 You don’t know the meaning of the word bangs.