My taste is ‘real’ bad.
And this btch is ‘real’ whack.
We are giving a rather fun montage of black cougars on wheels…
The moment when Jackie actually hit the wall.
And Bambi hit the floor.
And Malaysia hit the pipe.
While they gather to cut the cake, Malaysia tells them all that if they can’t get along, then to get out… which restarts the discussion from earlier between Brooke, Laura, and Jackie and Brooke and Bambi… from what I see, Brooke and Laura are the only two that will completely speak their minds. For all her gossiping, Bambi stands there and doesn’t say a word. And Draya says she doesn’t even know what’s going on, which again will be important because she sets up a meeting with Gloria to discuss Laura’s behavior, but as of right now in the show, she doesn’t even know what the problem is. Draya also interviews that Jackie seems happy because she thinks the ladies are all on her side, but that they really aren’t… that they still think Jackie is crazy. Then Brooke interviews that Jackie is getting excited because the ladies are all her new BFFs, but Brooke is like “oh please”. And Laura’s the only one being called out on being fake? Btch Belize. Laura leaves the 80s themed skating birthday party.
And it’s back to being ‘real’.
That’s over. I’m ‘real’ glad.
The skate rink is ‘real’ ghetto.
Laura and Gloria meet up and talk about the skating party and about everyone ganging up on Laura (she just laughs it off, which is awesome). Laura tells her about her meeting with Chani. Gloria agrees that it really sad for the kids and that Doug should have done more. They both agree that Jackie is gonna flip when she finds out that Chani and Laura met up, but they both say they will be there for Chani.
Does everyone find me ‘real’ boring?
Yes, but we’re both ‘real’ pretty.
Oh no, let’s get ‘real’. No bangs.
And finally, Draya meets up with Gloria because she wants to tell Gloria that the ladies, collectively, have decided that Laura is being a bully. She says they know Jackie is crazy, but that she loves them all. Draya says that Jackie doesn’t go back at Laura and it makes them all uncomfortable to watch how Laura treats Jackie and hurts her feelings. Gloria tries to explain what Jackie did to Laura last year… and it was bad. I don’t remember it all (someone tell me, please). But it was ugly. So Gloria tried to explain that maybe Laura feels differently about Jackie than everyone else. Draya interviews that she should have known Gloria would stick up for her sister (over a no-name jump-off). Draya proclaims they are both bitches in her book. (Um, Draya… you hated Jackie two weeks ago too… you’re so dumb to even think you belong in this fight. The only reason Draya is backing Jackie is because she now has a legit reason to be at Fashion Week outside of being a prostitute.)
My sister said I’m ‘real’ pretty.