Basketball Wives LA Recap: This Episode Is Brought To You By 80s Themed Skating Birthday Parties

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By Madelyne27 | Thursday, November 15, 2012 | 1:00 pm | 14 Comments
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Posted in: Basketball Wives, Recaps

My taste is ‘real’ bad. 

 And this btch is ‘real’ whack.

We are giving a rather fun montage of black cougars on wheels…

 The moment when Jackie actually hit the wall.

 And Bambi hit the floor.

 And Malaysia hit the pipe.

While they gather to cut the cake, Malaysia tells them all that if they can’t get along, then to get out… which restarts the discussion from earlier between Brooke, Laura, and Jackie and Brooke and Bambi… from what I see, Brooke and Laura are the only two that will completely speak their minds. For all her gossiping, Bambi stands there and doesn’t say a word. And Draya says she doesn’t even know what’s going on, which again will be important because she sets up a meeting with Gloria to discuss Laura’s behavior, but as of right now in the show, she doesn’t even know what the problem is. Draya also interviews that Jackie seems happy because she thinks the ladies are all on her side, but that they really aren’t… that they still think Jackie is crazy. Then Brooke interviews that Jackie is getting excited because the ladies are all her new BFFs, but Brooke is like “oh please”. And Laura’s the only one being called out on being fake? Btch Belize. Laura leaves the 80s themed skating birthday party.

 And it’s back to being ‘real’.

That’s over. I’m ‘real’ glad. 

The skate rink is ‘real’ ghetto. 

Laura and Gloria meet up and talk about the skating party and about everyone ganging up on Laura (she just laughs it off, which is awesome). Laura tells her about her meeting with Chani. Gloria agrees that it really sad for the kids and that Doug should have done more. They both agree that Jackie is gonna flip when she finds out that Chani and Laura met up, but they both say they will be there for Chani.

 Does everyone find me ‘real’ boring?

 Yes, but we’re both ‘real’ pretty.

 Oh no, let’s get ‘real’. No bangs.

And finally, Draya meets up with Gloria because she wants to tell Gloria that the ladies, collectively, have decided that Laura is being a bully. She says they know Jackie is crazy, but that she loves them all. Draya says that Jackie doesn’t go back at Laura and it makes them all uncomfortable to watch how Laura treats Jackie and hurts her feelings. Gloria tries to explain what Jackie did to Laura last year… and it was bad. I don’t remember it all (someone tell me, please). But it was ugly. So Gloria tried to explain that maybe Laura feels differently about Jackie than everyone else. Draya interviews that she should have known Gloria would stick up for her sister (over a no-name jump-off). Draya proclaims they are both bitches in her book. (Um, Draya… you hated Jackie two weeks ago too… you’re so dumb to even think you belong in this fight. The only reason Draya is backing Jackie is because she now has a legit reason to be at Fashion Week outside of being a prostitute.)

 My sister said I’m ‘real’ pretty.

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14 Comments

  1. 1
    Traerobinson11
    Posted November 15, 2012 at 3:48 pm

    I’m so irritated by how two-faced they’re all acting. They ALL talk about Jackie. Laura is the only one who repeat what she says to her face! Laura is the only one that is being [mostly] honest. I used to think Brooke was too, but now she has quickly jumped onto the ‘Laura is a bully’ wagon & taken one of the lead positions! I’m so confused by this. Wasn’t Jackie hated by EVERYONE like 2 or 3 episodes ago?!

  2. 2
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted November 15, 2012 at 5:39 pm

    Madelyn (have I ever told you that I reeeeaaaly wanted to name my 2nd daughter Madelyn…did not have one so I have been lobbying for a bit for one of my kids to give me a GRANDDAUGHTER (helllloooooo) to name her Madelyn. (P.S. and she has to have red hair))) Did I put one too many parenthesisesei there.
    I’ve had a couple of beers…
    Anyway…I think you have really gotten into the swing of recapping this show and I am loving your recaps.
    I will write more tomorrow. When it doesn’t take so fucking long.
    Sorry I cussed.

  3. 3
    guilty_pleasure1129 Moni
    Posted November 15, 2012 at 7:36 pm

    Loved your recap. Laura needs to put everything on the table with Jackie. Jackie, while looking pathetic also gets the sympathy votes since she is trying to repent and move on.

  4. 4
    Antonia
    Posted November 15, 2012 at 8:59 pm

    lol, you guys don’t know about Jackie getting a female director fired from the Sac. Kings b/c Wackie Jackie thought she was flirting with her man lol?
    Jackie would follow the tour bus when they went on trips, during 1/2 time she would make sure Doug was starting at her and not the show, hence, “cheerleaders”
    Bitch is crazy! I can go on, but if you don’t want to know then no reason too.

  5. 5
    Antonia
    Posted November 15, 2012 at 9:01 pm

    oh shit, that’s not my avi lol!

  6. 6
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted November 16, 2012 at 4:32 am

    @Antonia, I remember all those things. I think there was a “special” on it back in the day.

    I guess I was watching a different show because I think Laura is wrong. She knows that Jackie is crazy and she keeps toying with her. She has an elaborate plan of revenge to hurt this lady instead of speaking with her about it and moving on.

    The rest of the girls know that Jackie is crazy but seems to have a good heart. They try to stay away from her but they are trying not to hold her crazy against her.

    I wouldn’t be cool with Laura either, because like the wummin (thanks Danielle Staub) have said if you do it to Jackie why wouldn’t you be doing the same thing to me.

    Now Jackie things everyone is on her side when really they are against Laura.

  7. 7
    kdognatl
    Posted November 16, 2012 at 5:11 am

    Totally agree with EVERYTHING you said Classy! Doesn’t Laura have like 4 or 5 kids?! Shouldn’t she be taking care of them, or setting some sort of an example? Wait, what am I thinking? That would be logical thinking, and she is on BBW….. I can’t stand Jackie, but I can’t stand what Laura is doing. Damn! Just curse her ass out and move on. I think that would do just as much damage to Jackie since it appears she worships Laura. I just can’t imagine as someone who is beyond high school and college having the time or energy OR CARE to exact this type of revenge. Ehhh, can you tell it irritates me, LOL.

    On another note, so really getting over this show. The editing is beyond wack. I am trying to figure out what happened that all of a sudden now Brooke and Draya are upset about Laura’s behavior. It seemed beyond random that first thing at the party Bambi runs up to Brooke and now they are all on the same page about the situation. IDK, just over it. Totally agree that Draya is opportunist and was salivating at the thought of being in fashion week Jackie or not.

  8. 8
    Madelyne27
    Posted November 16, 2012 at 5:43 am

    Okay, I’ll totally admit I’m partial to Laura for the wrong reasons. And she should just say her peace and be done with it… But maybe the producers don’t want it to be so easy. Anyway, I had/have one person it my life that did me wrong… And after six years we had our come to Jesus blow up fight. Screaming, cursing, quitting, her hanging on the hood of my car (she was drunk… Neither of us were classy)… But I said everything on my mind. Including calling her son a future serial killer… (haha, I still laugh that I said that… But it’s true. We all called him John Wayne Gacy Jr.). But that fight still wasn’t enough for me… I still have dreams of truly hurting her or plotting some elaborate revenge… Not that I’d do anything. I’m way too lazy. But just saying, maybe Laura’s anger and hurt run deep… Or again, maybe the producers told her to make it last for a whole season.

    And as far as kids… They all seem to take the hands off approach to parenting during taping.

    And @antonia, I love any gossip or back story… I’ve googled around and found some, but then find myself in a web of twitter wars and hosting gigs and I give up.

    Btw, Malaysia and Draya will be hosting a party at The Rooster Tail this weekend in Detriot. Holla.

  9. 9
    Madelyne27
    Posted November 16, 2012 at 5:47 am

    @sheesh, just make sure they pronounce it madaLINE. Not madaLYNN… I like the line way bc of the old french Madeline doll and stories. That’s where mine came from.. Just with a Y… (I’m just totes not 27 anymore.)

  10. 10
    MsMmm msmmm
    Posted November 16, 2012 at 5:55 am

    I’m confused, I watched last season (but maybe I blocked it out?) and I can’t remember what Jackie supposedly did to Laura…

  11. 11
    Madelyne27
    Posted November 16, 2012 at 6:09 am

    I’m confused too… And I just spent more time googling Jackie and Laura 2011, to see if old stuff would come up, but all I could read is that Gloria slept with Laura’s man, and that Laura slept with Shaq, and that exec producer got mad at Gloria for that bc she set Laura and Shaq up… But they did say that Jackie may have mentioned it on the reunion show but it was bleeped out, and that Laura had a second fight that was cut out… Maybe with Jackie? At this point I need to be spoon fed, but sadly… It’s bugging me.

  12. 12
    Classy Drunk Classy Drunk
    Posted November 16, 2012 at 6:19 am

    @kdog, I think when Laura said that she wanted to speak with Jackie’s kids was when everyone decided that Laura was crossing the line.

    I didn’t mind Laura at the beginning but now it’s just too much.

    Last year Jackie had everyone believing that everyone was talking about everyone else. Then it was rumored that at the reunion Jackie said Gloria slept with Gilbert (Laura’s fiancee). That caused the sisters to not speak with each other. (remember Gloria said it was outside people that made them grow apart)

    So while I do understand Laura’s anger, I still think that you could curse her out, throw a drink in her face and not deal with her anymore.

  13. 13
    sheesh sheesh
    Posted November 16, 2012 at 10:54 am

    It would just be tooooo exhausting to have an evil master plan.

  14. 14
    Beyoncca
    Posted November 16, 2012 at 9:07 pm

    Laura has issues. If you really think Jackie’s the crazy one, then why would you ever pretend to be her friend. I know I would stay far away from \CRAZY\ folks.
    I couldn’t figure out why Laura would except Jackie’s apology if she wasn’t willing to get over it. How can you except her apology, yet still plot your revenge.
    Laura’s pure evil and I’m glad Bambi and Brooke finally can see that.

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