As she’s straight outta Compton, she apparently found a voice coach that still lives in Compton. I think I may have seen a Crip or Blood in the background (and I was totally praying for a drive-by shooting).
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She meets with her voice coach, Denise Woods, and they do two vocal exercises and Wimpy Spice gets tired of it, so they put her in the recording booth with a script about soup.
But Wimpy Spice was a “slave to the word, soup” and since she didn’t like soup she couldn’t do the voice-over. But she did interview that we should listen for her in the next big motion picture. Yeah, Wimpy Spice, you’re a shoo-in. Oliver Stone called and he’s doing a movie about an uneducated hood rat that is addicted to helium and lives in a soup can. You’re a perfect fit.
I give up. I just don’t like soup. And my meds are wearing off.
The first luncheon of the day is Opportunistic/Whore Spice and her braid (which I love) and Homewrecker Spice (who I don’t love). Homewrecker Spice appears to have a pair of underpants on her head.
So what, I have a bikini in my hair. My suits aren’t selling. I gotta move inventory.
They rehash how they are perceived in the modeling world if they come across as not being able to work together. Opportunistic/Whore Spice says all the right things. Homewrecker Spice makes the same crazy, wide eyed faces she always does.
I’ll just keep looking down so I don’t laugh at the underpants in her hair.
Now, horror of all horrors, we join Old Spice at a photo shoot/interview and I considered blinding myself when I saw the fan blow her fake her.
I was v v thankful that she was wearing that necklace (which I actually like) because it covered up some bits and pieces that I didn’t want to see. She was being interviewed by a blogger. Big deal. A blogger. But it was funny because she was talking about all the gossip and how it was all “Here say, he said, oh, she crazy” controversy of last year. It’s he said, she said, Old Spice.
Someone hand her one more necklace.
Scary Sister Spice shows up at the shoot because she’s first on Old Spice’s list of the ladies and her mission to right all the wrongs that have been levied against her. Scary Sister Spice knocks it out of the park AGAIN with her facial expressions and brutally honest comments. My fav was “J, I really appreciate this, but this is so boring.” Old Spice is, once again, confused.