The exact moment she realizes Jackie is still insane.
Scary Sister Spice interviews that Old Spice is still the same old tornado, she’s just moving slower. Old Spice is starting to unravel. Yippee.
See, I wear a bra. Because I’m a woman. Right.
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Wimpy Spice and Sister Spice are out and about and stop by the “jury” store that carries her “jury line”. We see a couple necklaces. A strawberry. A cupcake. No Skittles. And then one necklace that only basketball wives, their children, significant others, mistresses, jump-offs, and baby mamas can buy. Apparently you have to bring in a picture of yourself with the basketball player in a state of undress and voila! you get a necklace (and an STD).
Do you need an STD to get the necklace, or does the necklace give it to you?
Jason, the owner of the jury store, wants to hold a launch party for the line. He’ll invite the press and celebrities and Wimpy Spice can invite her, pause, “friends”. Hey, Jason, don’t you know that Old Spice is a model/designer/entertainer/drag queen? The upside of this launch party is that now Old Spice’s wedding won’t be the only huge train wreck to look forward to this season. I have no idea why Sister Spice was there with her fedora.
Three people, zero personalities. Where’s Jackie?
Over at the Republic of Pie (really? Pie?) Old Spice and Opportunistic/Whore Spice meet up to introduce their cleavage get to know each other better. Old Spice’s sugary sweet personality has joined us for this meeting, but Opportunistic/Whore Spice is way too smart to not see right through her. She interviews that Old Spice is crazy, but that she’s probably a lot more sensitive to certain things. Oh Opportunistic/Whore Spice, you’re much to wise for this show. It’s not fun to see wisdom and compassion in a world of crazy.
So, these are my little ladies…
And here are mine… let’s be BFFs.