Basketball Wives LA Recap: This Episode Is Brought To You By Jackie’s Cleavage

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By Madelyne27 | Wednesday, September 19, 2012 | 5:00 pm | 6 Comments
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They talk about something interesting the food tasting party and Gangsta Spice is upset she didn’t get invited. Wimpy Spice tells her that Homewrecker Spice brought Opportunistic/Whore Spice and Gangsta Spice apparently knows all about Opportunistic/Whore Spice. Something about Opportunistic/Whore Spice’s man likes to buy Gangsta Spice shiny things, or he likes her shimmer. Don’t make me rewind it.

 He likes my shimmer… what can I say?

It’s clearly a teaser that Gangsta Spice and Opportunistic/Whore Spice won’t like each other. Whatevs, Wimpy Spice drives me insane. If I were ever stuck in a room with Wimpy Spice and Sister Spice, my head would explode while I tried to decide who to stab in the eyes first.

Coming up next week… newsboy hats, gay weddings, pole dancing, and tattooing… Meh!

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Madelyne27

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6 Comments

  1. 1
    Moli Moli
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 6:11 pm

    I haven’t watched this season(yet) but you had me in tears in a couple of moments and laughing with my head thrown back and clutching my stomach is several more. This was a GREAT recap :) .

  2. 2
    Pari
    Posted September 19, 2012 at 7:15 pm

    I haven’t watched this episode either, but I feel like your recap was way more entertaining than the actual episode would be!

  3. 3
    kthxbai kthxbai
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 9:19 am

    @Madelyne27 It sucks that you got such a crappy episode this quick. I had lots more fun reading your recap than watching it.

    Draya didn’t fool me. Last week she said the real reason she didn’t want to shoot with Brooke. Draya’s got T and A. But Brooke’s got J and B.

    If Brooke’s man likes Gangsta Spice’s shimmer that much. To where he’s giving her presents. That means presents for us! Of better drama than Jackie being batshit crazy.

    Laura sure has fallen off! I think she looked better before though. Even prettier in her face. Not everybody’s cut out to be a skinny bitch.

    Sorry for not getting back to the other thread sooner. You’ve probably already figured out the word anyway. It can mean a side piece and or skank and or random hookup. You know how the rules for slang words are loose.

    Anyway it was a radio presenter that 1st called it Basketball Jumpoffs. Talking about the original BBW. Where the only married 1 had already started her divorce up.

    The way I used it was just me being a smart ass. Because on this 1 I think 2 or 3 of them are actually married. And the others aren’t really jumpoffs. Just exes and baby mamas etc.

  4. 4
    vecchiogio
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 10:56 am

    I haven’t watched the show yet this season but this recap (and last week’s) are incredibly well done and insanely funny. I laugh now everytime I hear the word “spice”. I seriously doubt the show is more entertaining than this. Great work!

  5. 5
    Madelyne27
    Posted September 20, 2012 at 1:40 pm

    well, it appears that @kthxbai and I are the only ones watching this cinematic gem. I’m totally stealing the term “jumpoff” in reference to chicks that i can’t stand… (there are many).

    thanks for reading, i’d love to say the show is worth watching… hopefully it will get better (and by better, i mean much, much worse).

  6. 6
    thunderpussy
    Posted September 21, 2012 at 3:27 pm

    I too didn’t get a chance to watch either, so excited to watch now that I hear it was boring… agree with Pari… your recap was funny (as always) Been busy this week so my DVR is so full of trashy reality goodness it lost about 10 I.Q. points. Should I bother watching or just BALEET.

    i was really disappointed to find out that these broads weren’t actually married to basketballs… Well, Jackie “might” be (GET IT???? CLEAVAGE JOKE)

    is that a thong on Draya’s head? Did she and her nerdish friend attempt to create the perfect woman?

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