Watch out New York Fashion Week… here comes ugly.
Hello, My Name is Ugly.
We’re in NYC and Jackie is working her ass off to get ready for her first New York Fashion Week show. Brooke shows up first and they talk about how surprised Brooke is over the ugliness of Jackie’s line. Brooke is nervous to walk in the show because she’s an urban model and she has a big butt.
If Brooke is an “urban model”, then I’m extra urban.
I’m not used to putting clothes ON… is this a closed set?
She tries on one of Jackie’s pieces and Jackie thinks it looks great, and she loves how Brooke managed to put it on backwards. Malaysia walks in and appears to be on a Kim Richard’s cocktail. And I’m jealous. Draya is with her and they jump right into the clothes. Draya tries on a Peter Pan colored jacket with animal print shorts and I realize that my tastes stray to the far, far right of theirs.
Jackie starts interviewing about how much she wants Laura to show up. I’m sure we’ll hear more about this all night.
Brooke tells everyone that she is hosting a dinner to celebrate her getting the cover of King Magazine. She tells Draya that she’s invited even though she hurt her feelings last week when she didn’t get excited enough about Sean talking smack about her on speakerphone. Draya doesn’t seem interested in going to the dinner anyway, so I say, who cares? But you know who cares? Brooke cares.
Draya goes on to dig her grave when she says that being in a magazine is no big deal, it’s actually more for the fans than for the model. She claims it’s like giving the fans a gift, like charity. And she doesn’t brag about doing charity work, so Brooke shouldn’t be so excited about the cover. Holy Crap, Batman… what a moron. (Says the chick watching the episode for the 5th time.)
So, the set is closed, right?
Of course, can’t you see the door? It’s closed. Move on.
Anyway, they agree that they are here for fashion week and that Draya just doesn’t care about the magazine. The conversation goes on, and on, and on… Thankfully, Malaysia is there to spread her peanut buttery voice on us all and tells them they need to go.
My eyes are a closed set.
They are all going to the Stevie Boi fashion show. Gloria and Brooke are walking in it. The rest of the ladies are sitting on the sidelines. (Like they would if they were actual basketball wives.) Laura asks Jackie if that’s a real mole on her face and Jackie says it is, but she darkens it for effect… but it’s okay, y’all because she does have a real mole behind her ear. Whatever, I have “suspicious moles” that I don’t give that much attention to… Draya is beside herself because Jackie and Laura are talking and it doesn’t make any sense to her. Laura tells her to just not worry about it, that Jackie and Laura are being Jackie and Laura. But Draya can’t handle it, she thinks it’s all insane. Draya has red and green spot lights hitting her face, and I keep hoping that a sniper is ready to pull the trigger.